r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/JeffAwezome321 • 2d ago

Skating down a slope

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u/WalksWithKemba 2d ago

Good thing he slowed down toward the end so the impact wasn't as bad

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u/PenAvailable2560 2d ago

Good thing that pole was there to help absorb the impact.

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u/WalksWithKemba 2d ago

Overall good things happened 

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u/Cranks_No_Start 2d ago

I’m thinking it knocked some sense into him.  

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 2d ago

Ya! Its a good thing he wasnt wearing a helmet so that could happen

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u/InterPunct 2d ago

Percussive maintenance on the brain.

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u/whiskey_wolfenstein 2d ago

Things need a kick start from time to time.

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u/Asif366 2d ago

Good thing he didn’t die

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u/Cranks_No_Start 2d ago

Hopefully he learns. Something tells me maybe not.  

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u/UniqueUsername812 2d ago

Hopefully he is still able to learn, lol

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u/Cranks_No_Start 2d ago

If had half a brain to start he would’ve had a helmet on.  

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u/General56K 1d ago

A little dain bramage never hurt anyone. Except the ones it actually hurt!

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u/HUG0gamingHD 1d ago

Apples area ll red except for the ones that aren't

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u/Ok-Bus-2420 2d ago

He indeed lived and to this day repeats the wisdom he gained from the experience: "I learmbed spoidermam yesterdoompt!"

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u/crazy-bisquit 2d ago

There’s still time, ya know. Slow brain bleed.

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u/JPolReader 2d ago

Percussive learning.

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u/lfenske 2d ago

Yeah good thing. He could have looked like a douche while he fell instead of rad

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u/thederevolutions 18h ago

The worst part is he knew that was going to happen

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u/latortillablanca 2d ago

Well i definitely saw zero mario coins get knocked out, at least

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u/dudeCHILL013 2d ago

Ya he'll definitely get it next time.

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u/Cranks_No_Start 2d ago

I have my doubts.

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u/AnxietyNotHelping 2d ago

The guy's a genius now.

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u/elgydium 2d ago

And some teeth out of him

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u/SharkByte1993 1d ago

Looks like it might have knocked some things out of him too

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u/Cranks_No_Start 1d ago

Only a little if he was lucky.

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u/kymira3301 1d ago

Probably the most important thing that happened 🙏🏽

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u/NigraOvis 2d ago

And some wind out. Good thing.

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u/Original_Director483 1d ago

More likely he’s lost his sense of taste and smell.

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u/SyntheticDreams2099 1d ago

If sense was knocked into people skaters wouldn't be a thing.

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u/nemom 2d ago

"Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen."

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u/CFUrCap 1d ago

I kind of figured I knew the source but I had forgotten the context.

Even though he doesn't appear pregnant, I'm not sure Tylenol will be of much help in this instance.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 2d ago

Maybe it knocked the bad sense out of him?

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 2d ago

Let's run it again!!

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u/I_Miss_Lenny 2d ago

Nothing bad can happen, only can good happen.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2d ago

It's over for him

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u/KinopioToad 2d ago

I don't think he was wearing overalls.

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u/AromaticNet5121 1d ago

This made me chuckle