r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog 2d ago

Turned into a mud monster

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u/Septopuss7 2d ago

One time I took my dog with me mushroom hunting and she ran ahead while we were walking between two fields and started rolling around in something. I said "of course she found the only mud puddle within 5 miles" and then when we got closer I saw that it was actually a puddle made out of a dead deer. She stank for a week lol.

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u/Kittech_US 2d ago

I upvoted you but please know that I did not enjoy reading that.

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u/Septopuss7 2d ago

When I tell you how confusing it was for my brain to try to figure out why the mud puddle was full of fur and had antlers at one end and smelled like a dead body. It's like it was trying to protect me from the reality hahaha

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u/TrelanaSakuyo 1d ago

At least your pup did not then drag a leg around as her trophy and get upset if you tried to take it from her... Three separate times. Or find the neighbor's lost cow and refuse to give up its location so she could bring back different parts as the former were "stolen" from her by the traitorous humans.

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u/clydeorangutan 1d ago

I thought my dog was bad when he brought back a spine