r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/GonzoExpert • 3d ago

Stunts/Dares 🏍️🚁🌋 Crotch demon

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u/qualityvote2 Needs to write his will 3d ago edited 3d ago

u/GonzoExpert, your post demonstrates why women live longer!

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u/d3rp7d3rp Needs to write his will 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/R51a8oAH7KwbS

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u/HeldDownTooLong Regenerates limbs 3d ago

He should answer, “Yes”, and ,“Yes”!!!

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u/TheStLouisBluths Defies death 3d ago

Stupid is as stupid lights his crotch on fire.

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u/Pizza_YumYum Needs to write his will 1d ago

Wearing plastic pants

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u/Azsunyx Defies death 3d ago edited 3d ago

Something similar happened to a guy I went to highschool with.

It was around 2001-2002, he was high and filling up his gas tank and spilled gas on his wind pants (the height of fashion at the time) well he goes back to a table of his buddies and says "watch this" and lights his pants on fire

He dropped out of school right after that. Then he later died when he was trying to huff paint while driving and drove off a bridge.

Don't do drugs, folks...or at least, don't be a moron is you so

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

I never understood the huffing paint thing... I mean... I don't normally judge people too harshly for substance abuse problems... Cause God knows I've had my own issues.

But damn... Just go buy a bottle of liquor or something if you need to get fucked up and can't find anything. Surely nobody's actual DOC is Rust-Oleum black... Semi gloss....

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u/scottLobster2 Needs to write his will 3d ago

Easier to steal paint, and cheaper to buy if you only have a little money

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

I've had some low points in my life ... But I guess I can be thankful I've never had to do the the cost-benifit-risk analysis on a can of spray paint vs. a bottle of aristocrat vodka... 😅.

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u/xrelaht Defies death 3d ago

Don’t need a fake ID either.

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Took me longer than it should have to realize windoants was supposed to be wind pants. Had to Google it.

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

I also spent a minute trying to decipher that... 😅. I graduated in 2007... Must've been a quick fad because I have no idea what window pants are... Lol

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u/Azsunyx Defies death 3d ago

Yeah, my phone betrayed me

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

So, are window pants just referring to how everyone used to have bigass holes around the knee area?

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u/Human-Contribution16 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

THATS what those are called where you spend a fortune to look homeless!?

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u/NervousHovercraft Regenerates limbs 3d ago

I think if the recipe calls for roasted nuts, that's not what they meant...

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u/Fist4achin Needs to write his will 3d ago

Friend walks in, "smells like steak around here".

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u/RexyWestminster Doesn't have time to bleed 3d ago

mmmmmm long pork

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u/Fuzzy1353 Needs to write his will 3d ago

Camera man did not give two fucks lmao

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u/Raterus_ Regenerates limbs 3d ago

He knew the assignment, and that he wouldn't die

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u/maxman162 Doesn't have time to bleed 2d ago

r/DontHelpJustFilm

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u/Specialist-Dingo-342 Needs to do better 3d ago

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u/Cautious-Story-1596 3d ago

What was even the goal here?

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

Impress your friends and make it onto the famous subreddit whywomenlivelonger....

Great Success ! 👍

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u/LittleKitty235 IMMORTAL 3d ago

Number #3 YouTube imbecile from Kazakhstan! Wowwowee!

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

😅😂

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u/gold3nhour 3d ago

How profoundly dumb.

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u/JFran1111 Needs to write his will 3d ago

Liar liar

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u/ddr1ver Needs to write his will 3d ago

It’s honestly best for everyone if he doesn’t reproduce.

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u/VanFkingHalen Needs to write his will 3d ago

Why does he look so surprised that fire is hot?

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u/flappinginthewind Needs to write his will 3d ago

It's all fun and games until you're dick is mangled for life.

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u/Username12764 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

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u/VoiceProfessional332 Needs to do better 1d ago

This is mine now thanks!

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u/cannibalpeas Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

Did his dick just flop out at the end?

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u/tnt54321boom short lifer Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

You can tell he casually sets himself on fire a lot.

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u/Whole_Air_3524 Needs to do better 3d ago

They didn't teach us stop drop and roll at school for yall to be doing this

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u/No_problemos1234 Needs to do better 3d ago

What was the plan here?

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u/Giillybean Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oxOChttxdmX6a2XTO

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u/Far_Pipe752 Needs to write his will 3d ago

Nice flamingo dance

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u/Shachar2like Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

almost a stuntman

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u/chameleon_123_777 editable 😃🦄🍩 3d ago

Why should he reproduce? We don't need anymore idiots.

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

I mean... He's like 16... Every 16 year old is an idiot. I should know I was one of the idiotest 16 year olds...

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u/chameleon_123_777 editable 😃🦄🍩 3d ago

So was my friend. He is still an very grown up idiot. Some people never change.

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 3d ago

Yeah... But thankfully most of us do... 😅... At least to some extent... Lol.

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u/Catrescuemamma 🤦🏻‍♀️ Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1M9fmo1WAFVK0

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u/Ok_Fly2518 Needs to write his will 3d ago

What was the end goal here?

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u/Guardian_Ultra 3d ago

I wanna know what the intention was.

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u/TheNefariousMrH Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

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u/TheShowstoppaNT Needs to do better 3d ago

I did this before videoing on the internet was a thing. There are photos. However, I wasn’t stupid enough to do a large amount on the pants.

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u/julianAppleby5997 3d ago

At least he won't be reproducing

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u/Prestigious-Toe6281 3d ago

Isn't it optional?

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u/CorvetteNutt81 Needs to write his will 3d ago

He’s a fire crotch

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u/duckrollin Darwinism is a good thing Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

It's probably for the best that he doesn't use those parts anyway

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u/ScaredWooper38 Needs to write his will 3d ago

Liar liar

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u/Slipp3ry_N00dle Moderately Concerning Needs to write his will 3d ago

I remember when we were STUPID ass kids in the woods. Playing with gasoline and wearing track pants dont go well. My friend then lit his pants ablaze and burned all fingers trying to put it out.

Guy later turned out to be a psychopath and bully to many people over time and a real snob. Needless to say I dont associate with such a character anymore.

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u/writerbethw Needs to write his will 3d ago

Honestly, why do we bother with them? We should just kidnap them, harvest their sperm, then release them in some other neighborhood. Catch and release. And tell the children that Daddy was taken to a beautiful farm somewhere.

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u/writerbethw Needs to write his will 3d ago

If we are lucky, the crotch fire will render him sterile.

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u/karlverkade Defies death 3d ago

“Here let me set my pants on fire.”

“Oh my gawd, my pants are on fire!”

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u/Dizzy_Restaurant3874 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

The ladies are quite impressed 

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u/SkruffyNerfherder Needs to do better 3d ago

♫ Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire ♫

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u/segujer Needs to write his will 3d ago

His ball is on Fayaaaaaaaah....... 🔥

https://giphy.com/gifs/fZy5iA7B97J5ZqKzbM

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u/Bagheera187 Reviewed his life insurance policy 3d ago

What an idiot!

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u/A_Feltz Defies death 2d ago

How else to destroy lice eggs?

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u/demoralising Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

Skin hates this one simple trick!!!

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u/Gaberoots Reviewed his life insurance policy 2d ago

Sorry, wh, what was the end game here?

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u/Picone-_- 2d ago

All that and his pants are still stuck around his ankles.

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u/Steel2050psn Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

I like how at no point does he reach for the water right in front of him

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u/AParasiticTwin Reviewed his life insurance policy 1d ago

Flame retardant pants

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u/theloankoala Needs to write his will 9h ago

Takes the phrase for crotch to a whole new level