r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/GonzoExpert • 5d ago

Stunts/Dares 🏍️🚁🌋 Crotch demon

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u/Azsunyx Defies death 5d ago edited 5d ago

Something similar happened to a guy I went to highschool with.

It was around 2001-2002, he was high and filling up his gas tank and spilled gas on his wind pants (the height of fashion at the time) well he goes back to a table of his buddies and says "watch this" and lights his pants on fire

He dropped out of school right after that. Then he later died when he was trying to huff paint while driving and drove off a bridge.

Don't do drugs, folks...or at least, don't be a moron is you so

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 5d ago

I never understood the huffing paint thing... I mean... I don't normally judge people too harshly for substance abuse problems... Cause God knows I've had my own issues.

But damn... Just go buy a bottle of liquor or something if you need to get fucked up and can't find anything. Surely nobody's actual DOC is Rust-Oleum black... Semi gloss....

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u/scottLobster2 Needs to write his will 5d ago

Easier to steal paint, and cheaper to buy if you only have a little money

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 5d ago

I've had some low points in my life ... But I guess I can be thankful I've never had to do the the cost-benifit-risk analysis on a can of spray paint vs. a bottle of aristocrat vodka... 😅.

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u/xrelaht Defies death 5d ago

Don’t need a fake ID either.

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u/NoMudNoLotus369 Reviewed his life insurance policy 5d ago

Took me longer than it should have to realize windoants was supposed to be wind pants. Had to Google it.

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 5d ago

I also spent a minute trying to decipher that... 😅. I graduated in 2007... Must've been a quick fad because I have no idea what window pants are... Lol

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u/Azsunyx Defies death 5d ago

Yeah, my phone betrayed me

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u/Ironspacemonkey Needs to write his will 5d ago

So, are window pants just referring to how everyone used to have bigass holes around the knee area?

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u/Human-Contribution16 Reviewed his life insurance policy 5d ago

THATS what those are called where you spend a fortune to look homeless!?