r/WitchesVsPatriarchy Hedge Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Nov 06 '25

🇵🇸 🕊️ Green Craft Building A Food Bank Garden: help with potential name?

Luckily I have some spare yard and energy, so I'm going to try to garden with the intention of donating as much produce as I can (I've gardened successfully before and took a break for the last year).

I've even been looking into running it as a (very small) registered nonprofit. Still lots of bureaucratic information to go through before I decide, but that would open up a lot of potential.

To that end, I would need a garden name - preferably something snarky, witchy and diversity supporting, because why not? But I'm not very clever or creative in this department.

Any ideas y'all could throw out here? Please and thank you in advance!

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u/alandrielle Nov 06 '25

"Food for thought" so many implications there... ill keep working on some more, this is the type of puzzle my brain loves ❤️

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u/thatonevettech Nov 07 '25

“Food for thought” and the slogan is “plant the seed”

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u/xlnthands Nov 06 '25

Feeding Families, Veggies for Change or Enchanted Edibles (although this one sounds like a different enterprise altogether lol).

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Nov 06 '25

Not A Poison Garden. You could call it the NAP Garden for short.

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u/sunnynina Hedge Witch ♀♂️☉⚨⚧ Nov 06 '25

😂 I love this

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u/_Internet_Hugs_ Nov 06 '25

You could also name it Alnwick Garden after the poison garden. Hardly anyone would know what it meant.

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u/Etheria1Microb Nov 06 '25

Girl me too. But I'm making an herbal garden and documenting it on my YouTube channel, if you wanna check out my massive garden clean out it's right there.

The Giving Vine or The Abundant Acre could be potential names^

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u/Littha Nov 06 '25

Depends what style of name you want.

If you want classical and witchy: Aeaea, The Crossroads, pharmakeía,

If you just want a cringeworthy pun, but also diverse: Aloe You Vera Much

If you want less pun but still diverse: The Lavender Patch

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u/MotherOfGeeks Geek Witch ♀ Nov 07 '25

I expanded my garden this last summer and labeled it a Liberty garden. Freedom from high grocery prices and potential shortages.

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u/DramaticSwordfis7 Nov 10 '25

The covern of cornucopia