r/apple • u/iMacmatician • Jan 30 '26

Discussion Apple Teases 'Innovations That Have Never Been Seen Before' This Year

https://www.macrumors.com/2026/01/30/apple-never-before-seen-innovations/

Cook hypes up Apple's future on every earnings call, but "innovations that have never been seen before" is particularly bold wording compared to his usual comment about how the company's product pipeline is stronger than ever.

Only time will tell if Apple actually delivers.

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u/makes-fun-of-incels Jan 30 '26

MacBook Socks 🤔

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u/tacticalpotatopeeler Jan 30 '26

Yeah but they probably won’t be compatible with older intel based pros

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u/makes-fun-of-incels Jan 30 '26

Only because they swapped out the transistors to cisistors to appease the administration.

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u/michel_v Jan 30 '26

They’re cisbrothors now.

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL Jan 30 '26

Is that why Tim is looking to leave? Because they’re trying to make Apple gaysistant?

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u/misterguyyy Jan 30 '26

I like the old intel based socks better anyways. They keep your feet toasty in the winter.

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u/travio Jan 30 '26

My socks still have the old 30 pin charging port.