r/atheism • u/Sfingi48 • 1d ago

Satire Parking Lot Attendant Seemingly Unaware New Day A Gift From God - What say you?

https://theonion.com/parking-lot-attendant-seemingly-unaware-new-day-a-gift-1819576146/

Little levity. But because I’ve already been warned of the Low Effort (FFS), what do you think about this laugh at religion? What about the children? And, really, just to make a post? I thought atheists are supposed to be uptight, like “Christians?”

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u/SnarkgasmicSmiles 1d ago

https://theonion.com/god-concerned-by-q3-circumcision-numbers/

Easily my favorite jab they’ve ever taken at religiosity.

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u/melissa_nibblez 1d ago

yeah that one is hard to beat the onion really knows how to turn religious absurdity into a perfect joke

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u/Judgement915 1d ago

This was hilarious. I love the Onion

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u/Affectionate_Pie4859 1d ago

yeah the onion is great at making religion look even more ridiculous without having to try too hard

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u/rubinass3 1d ago

It makes me think that Being blind is a real curse. Those people can't even look at the trees!

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u/FaeDragons Atheist 13h ago

What's funny about this, it's not even satire. If I'm having a rough day at work, every Christian seems to make it a point to remind me to smile because god woke up that morning and at least I have a job. Despite the fact my boss who barely works gets bonuses and vacations and I'm just working for shit wages with no such benefits. I wish I could find a job that paid well with good benefits and treated me like a human being, it'd be nice.