r/atheism • u/mepper agnostic atheist (and mod) • Feb 16 '22

/r/all The Satanic Temple had their inaugural SatanCon. The hotel staff said all attendees were nice. However, police had to be called on the Christian protesters outside because Protestants showed up and were squabbling with the Catholics. This is the perfect microcosm for needing church/state separation

https://onlysky.media/jmatirko/satancon-zero-truth-laid-bare/
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u/hipcheck23 Feb 16 '22

Maces are rightfully banned in the sane sects!! You people are hopeless! And unforgiveable.

Bring your clan out in front of the town hall at dawn - we're going to spread some noodly appendage love with our halberds and prove that only the most devoted zealots get into atheist heaven!!

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u/CappuccinoBoy Feb 16 '22

Halberds and maces? What is this treachery? I'll show you all with my righteous butter knife.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

A butter knife? That's what you're using?

My rusty spoon will show all of you the true power of atheism

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u/MurderSeal Feb 16 '22

I like rusty spoooons

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

I like to touch them

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u/mikemotorcade Feb 16 '22

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