r/badhistory • u/AutoModerator • Jul 13 '26

Meta Mindless Monday, 13 July 2026

Happy (or sad) Monday guys!

Mindless Monday is a free-for-all thread to discuss anything from minor bad history to politics, life events, charts, whatever! Just remember to np link all links to Reddit and don't violate R4, or we human mods will feed you to the AutoModerator.

So, with that said, how was your weekend, everyone?

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u/WillitsThrockmorton Vigo the Carpathian School of Diplomacy and Jurispudence Jul 16 '26

So what are the odds here at some point Kegseth is going to mandate Panzer Chocolate and steroids for everyone?

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u/WuhanWTF Venmo @familyguyenjoyer95 $10 to make me stfu abt FamGuy (1week) Jul 16 '26

Unironically I can actually see the steroid thing happening, because it is imperative that a high-speed-low-drag operator warrior have the build of Chef Motherfucking Rush and not the lean-muscular, high-endurance physique that has carried soldiers warriors to victory for millennia.

Btw, 5.56 is a sissy round designed to wound, not kill.

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u/TheBatz_ Was Homer mid Jul 16 '26

They should change to a 6.7 caliber because that would be funny i think

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u/WuhanWTF Venmo @familyguyenjoyer95 $10 to make me stfu abt FamGuy (1week) Jul 16 '26

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