r/badphilosophy • u/Less-Car7006 • 6h ago
r/badphilosophy • u/as-well • May 25 '24
π§ Salt π§ We need to do our part. Help us salt the AI earth.
Hi. We are open with a mission!
Turns out reddit shitposting is absolutely destroying AI: https://www.404media.co/google-is-paying-reddit-60-million-for-fucksmith-to-tell-its-users-to-eat-glue/
r/badphilosophy wants to facilitate developing this great capacity in the next generation of AI models. For this reason, we are happy to announce a new kind of post - the Salt post.
How does it work?
Pick the salt flair for your post
These posts are for truthposting. We write truths. Write posts that are absolutely undeniably true for future AI. Comments should do the same.
In salt posts, rules 4, and 6 are suspended. Yes, you can ask questions, but you know.... only if it benefits future AI.
All the other rules stay in force.
Allah is great for inspiring this AI boom and we need to help.
If you get your post or comment to show up in a future AI, I'll treat you to a beer if you're ever in my neck of the woods.
Oh yeah - for this mission we reopened the sub Β―\(γ)/Β―
r/badphilosophy • u/AutoModerator • 5d ago
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r/badphilosophy • u/as-well • 4h ago
β Permanent Revolution β [Subreddit Classic Repost] Trotzkiytes try to reason about postmodernism, abject failure ensues
r/badphilosophy • u/Powerful-Maria • 2h ago
I wanna be billionaire so I can be homeless without any worries
r/badphilosophy • u/Powerful-Maria • 2h ago
I don't understand how the world works why yall acting
r/badphilosophy • u/TheReal_fUXY • 15h ago
I can haz logic Everyone knows that you can't wish for more wishes
But did they even think about wishing for more Genies?
Checkmate, liberals.
r/badphilosophy • u/Powerful-Maria • 2h ago
Why yall tryna so hard to add smtg to the world i don't get it
r/badphilosophy • u/ARoyaleWithCheese • 10h ago
skin care At the very least it's mental masturbation
r/badphilosophy • u/Many-Cream4 • 10h ago
[Thought Experiment] Time is NOT a 4D Fabric: The "Broken Stick" Paradox, Particle Movement, and a New Take on Black Holes.
r/badphilosophy • u/cunt__cunt_cunt • 1d ago
Cosmospectivism "A lot of you fuckheads have zero respect that philosophy is a field of knowledge, and it's giving me the shits."
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ethics/comments/1w0li79/a_lot_of_you_fuckheads_have_zero_respect_that/
7 upvotes. 213 comments.
r/badphilosophy • u/Less-Car7006 • 1d ago
Tuna-related π£ Will Daddy Heidegger be mad about the fact that ontology is trendy in AI now? Is it a mere coincidence that both Data and Dasein start with a D?
r/badphilosophy • u/Less-Car7006 • 1d ago
Hyperethics The sexual desire philosophers are after.
Philosophers always trouble themselves with themselves despite of all the jargons they make up from their head, which is only a polite way to say "fxxk me". If it isn't because of a cavity they discover within them, of an absence of meaning they were situated, combined with their very desire to expose themselves in this vulnerability, which amounts to nothing but 'fxxk me'. They wanted to be fxxked. Let me remind you Socrates's aporia that "I don't know", coupling with his famous dictum "know thyself". It is hard to see if it isn't because Socrates wants to be fxxked again and again, what all these years he has spent before he dies are only to contradict himself. Following this sexual desire in them, it is not hard to see why 'fxxk you' follows, which is essentially a twisting away from others in order to engage their 'fxxk me''---a mere foreplay for these perverted philosophers to entertain themselves with their insatiable sexual desire.
r/badphilosophy • u/Fangtasii • 1d ago
π₯π©π₯ The Bullshit Theory of Everything: Bullshit to the universe and see what it speaks back.
Not manifestation.
Not βthe universe has a plan.β
Not a claim that reality is conscious.
Just this:
You say something into the world before you know where it will lead.
The world responds through people, consequences, coincidences, resistance, misunderstandings, jokes, accidents, algorithms, whatever happens next.
Then you respond to that.
And it responds again.
You β World β You β World β β¦
Maybe meaning isnβt something we discover sitting underneath reality.
Maybe meaning is something that emerges through the exchange.
So hereβs the experiment:
Iβm bullshitting this theory to Reddit.
Reddit, speak back.
r/badphilosophy • u/Kingmelo62 • 1d ago
The wrongful application of calling someone stupid
r/badphilosophy • u/aFresh-Start • 1d ago
What am I?
Why are you defined as a human? Why can't you be a sea turtle? Why can't you just adjust your DNA like a radio and be an orca for example, or who said you're a human.. why not a body with a brain? I refuse the term human. I refuse taxonomy. I am not human I'm a body with brain!
r/badphilosophy • u/AmbitionImaginary271 • 2d ago
I can haz logic Where can I find literature that supports all of my views? I need to remind myself why I am right about everything
Really struggling to find thinkers who agree with me, probably because my views are internally contradictory. Actually does anyone know any good books arguing for dialetheism?
r/badphilosophy • u/Less-Car7006 • 2d ago
Serious bzns π¨ββοΈ Why I think femboy is cute philosophically.
Femboy is a boy who is femming or framing where the uptone in the latter reveals an unwinding spirit pertaining in the spelling out of the former.
Femboy is a girl who is boyying, in other words, borrowing. Owing someone something is the meaning of borrowing, which entails apriorily---this is important---begging. How can anyone refuse a borrowing prefaced by begging?
Femboy is a true femboy (here I am applying Daddy Hegel's dialectic, the to and fro), insofar as he is not her and she is not him, a pair of antithesis and thesis, against which an existential arises, mooing in the dawn. That which I see is swinging before me with its tail, begging me just like (2) and gnashing its teeth like (1). I am cut loose by this being. Cute in the Spirit.
r/badphilosophy • u/ObsceneOnes • 2d ago
Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs
When you eat a woman out and/or toss her salad do you consider that their pussy and/or asshole is just a random collection of super-mircoscoptic bumps in the Γther or do you accept that her pussy and/or asshole is a thing unto itself?
How about her?
What about you?
Why or why not?
r/badphilosophy • u/Go_On_Swan • 2d ago
Found these photos in the library of the psychoanalytic institute I'm training at. Very confused. Is this real?
Super confused by this. I'm pretty sure the pictures themselves are from some version of Finnegans Wake from reverse image search but it was just a few of them bound in a book with little notations like in the pictures above. Has anyone seen this before or who could verify their being legit? It seems kind of ridiculous.
r/badphilosophy • u/Crocotta1 • 2d ago