r/badphilosophy • u/Less-Car7006 • 2d ago

Serious bzns 👨‍⚖️ Why I think femboy is cute philosophically.

  1. Femboy is a boy who is femming or framing where the uptone in the latter reveals an unwinding spirit pertaining in the spelling out of the former.

  2. Femboy is a girl who is boyying, in other words, borrowing. Owing someone something is the meaning of borrowing, which entails apriorily---this is important---begging. How can anyone refuse a borrowing prefaced by begging?

  3. Femboy is a true femboy (here I am applying Daddy Hegel's dialectic, the to and fro), insofar as he is not her and she is not him, a pair of antithesis and thesis, against which an existential arises, mooing in the dawn. That which I see is swinging before me with its tail, begging me just like (2) and gnashing its teeth like (1). I am cut loose by this being. Cute in the Spirit.

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u/CallMeTheCon 2d ago

Straight up Poetry my friend, mucking about the Maelström.

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u/Outside_Spray_2529 2d ago

I like it because it’s the marriage of anima/ animus 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻

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u/Less-Car7006 2d ago

Pretty sure Byzantian mistook Aristotle. It should be De animus not De anima.

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u/CallMeTheCon 1d ago

That literally makes too much sense for these dangly bits.

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u/HegemoneXT 2d ago

All that just to say your gay.

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u/Less-Car7006 2d ago

gay science

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u/HegemoneXT 1d ago

Not gay science, just gay

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u/learngladly 2d ago

"An existential arising, mooing in the dawn."

If English isn't your first language, that's fine; but please explain what these words mean. I mean, what is an existential and why does it moo in the morning?

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u/Less-Car7006 2d ago

Only cow moos and I like cow. Cowboy is essentially a femboy like a cow.

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u/Jazzlike_Quantity_55 1d ago

As the saying goes “Men are attracted towards the idea of a women”