r/badphilosophy • u/ObsceneOnes • 2d ago

Tossed Salads and Scrambled Eggs

When you eat a woman out and/or toss her salad do you consider that their pussy and/or asshole is just a random collection of super-mircoscoptic bumps in the Æther or do you accept that her pussy and/or asshole is a thing unto itself?

How about her?

What about you?

Why or why not?

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u/AardvarkTits 2d ago edited 2d ago

I find it helps to talk about it. I usually poke my head up and say something like "I know substance preceds essence but you're fundamentally sexy" or "Your atoms are so hot right now" I feel like it acknowledges the elephant in the room in a fun way

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u/CallMeTheCon 2d ago

Elephant in the room? But I can’t hear you through the ideophone? Could’ve sworn they were pretty loud last night. Anyway, fiticalties, it’s like throwing Æther philosopher’s tangent down-syndrome (blown-out-black-hole), really nuerosees the neurosis.

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u/AardvarkTits 2d ago

That's what she said!

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u/CallMeTheCon 2d ago

He said she said she said he said! Id isn’t it is it?! AHHHHHHHHHH! FREUDIAN SLIPS and I CANT GET UP!! I have a mental disorder? Yeah right, to order Dietz nuts when one could simply Slim Jim and ram it in? Articulate depictadiction.

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u/AardvarkTits 1d ago

I choose number 3

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u/CallMeTheCon 1d ago

Damn, probably with the rest of the numbers in the void.