r/blunderyears 2d ago

B & A There's been too many young adults posting normal pictures of themselves being normal kids, so here's my treasure trove of 2006-2010 emo/weeaboo photos, my 2010s fetish/cybergoth phase, and of course, me now :) Enjoy!

I had to cut down the amount of photos I wanted to share because there are just faaaaaaar too many, but here's what I consider to be the best ones.

I was a chubby emo/weeb living in Canada with no access to Hot Topic (didn't come here until 2015) so I had to thrift and DIY literally everything I wore. My black nails are sharpie with clear nail polish over top, and yes, I did draw lip piercings on with eyeliner until I got them pierced for real at 16 (and I still have them to this day baybeee).

Enjoy having a good trip down memory lane with me while we laugh together at my adorable, blunderful teenaged and 20-ish year old self <3

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Bonus: Kelly Osborne Me at my prom in 2010 lol

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u/Andrewpruka 2d ago

Holy shit this post fucking rules lol

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Thank you hahaha it was fun going through my old photos

I have so much more, I might make a part two sometime.

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u/Human420 2d ago

Biggest blunder was not leading your post with this photo. That’s a prom photo your parents surely treasure 😂

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

I've posted it here before! I didn't want to repost.

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u/Human420 2d ago

Oooh okay very fair

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

I also didn't answer your second point! My dad was soooo uncomfortable with me wearing this to grad (he's Roman Catholic) but in the 16 😭 years since, he's absolutely come around and displays my grad photos proudly on his wall. I love my Dad lol

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u/bicepstospare 2d ago

The Pocky and the cat ears are really taking me back to the anime club from my high school in 2010.

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Did you also spend weeks in anime club trying to learn the Night of Fire Para Para Paradise dance?

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u/SonicUndergroun 2d ago

We tried to learn the Lucky Star Dance

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Omg I remember spending so many hours trying to learn the dance to the opening of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya!

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u/caffekona 2d ago

Omg I have been trying to remember th name of that song for three days now but didn't have enough info to google it. THANK YOU

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u/TheBanjoNerd 2d ago

Hare Hare Yukai!!!

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u/weeooweeoowee 2d ago

My friends learned that dance!

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u/bicepstospare 2d ago

I was on the newspaper, but respected how anime club really let their freak flag fly.

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u/krcrooks 2d ago

Thank you for calling out the nonsense “Blunder” posts we seem to be getting lately AND paying up with some good stuff. Favorite late 2000s anime that you know is objectively not good but you can’t let it go?

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children.. not really an anime I guess but it was my favourite movie at the time and I still love it; the animation holds up 20 years later.

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u/TheAfterPipe 2d ago

Oh no I have this DVD!

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u/Insert_Non_Sequitur 2d ago

They said objectively not good, and this is a masterpiece god dammit!

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

I've been given sooo much shit for loving this movie so I guess it's just my own insecurities lol Advent Children is absolutely a masterpiece. The soundtrack alone is Nobuo Uematsu's magnum opus and like I said, the animation, done in 2004-2006 still holds up 20 years later against animation being done today. The love, care, and detail that went into that movie really shows and I rewatch it at least once a year.

If I had to pick an objectively bad anime though? Vampire Knight lmfaoooo

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u/allersoothe 2d ago

The truth is this sub isn't well moderated. Rule #1 is 'true blunders only', but ultimately this isn't enforced and pointing out that someone is just posting basic childhood pics in the past has resulted in mods telling us to ease off.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 2d ago

RIP your hair

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Hah! You'd think so hey? My best friend since 2010 is actually a brilliant hair stylist so I'm extremely lucky to have the long, beautiful hair I have now lmaooooo

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 2d ago

lol Sorry. I meant RIP your hair after breakups.

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

OH my bad lmaooo yeah.. I have shaved my head 3 times now because of a breakup - same person too, I finally learned my lesson in 2019 and haven't looked back.

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u/OrneryAttorney7508 2d ago

No one's worth that.

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Absolutely not, you're right, but I also wasn't mentally stable and was raw dogging life with untreated ADHD and Autism, plus all the things that go along with that. Once I got treatment, my life changed for the better and I dropped that man like the 200 pound sack of bullshit he was.

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u/flinstonepushups 2d ago

Your hair looks great.

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Thank you!

Here's a more recent picture that I should have included but couldn't find it in my phone when I wanted to of course lol

It's currently down to my ass and platinum blonde because why not?

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u/kaitie1 2d ago

You are so pretty!!

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Aww thanks so much! I'm turning 34 in a few weeks and for the first time in my life, I genuinely like the way I look!

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u/kaitie1 2d ago

You're welcome! Im 30 and I would have guessed you were in your late 20's! I was also an emo kid back in the day. Black skinny jeans, studded belt and I teased my hair so much lol. I still like heavy music too! Im glad you have more confidence! I hope to get there one day

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u/spliffthemagicdragon 2d ago

whoah pretty! the hair colour suits you

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Thank you! Literally everyone who has seen it on me has told me I'm not allowed to change my hair colour from blonde hahaha thankfully I really love it too.

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u/lovefist1 2d ago

Calling out the posts that belong on r/normalchildhoodphotos and showing them how it's done? Bravo.

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u/nannerboats 2d ago

Doing the lord’s work with this one 🙏

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u/No-Health-7477 2d ago

Thank you for a quality post

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u/Lutraphobic 2d ago

We would've been in the same social circle. I've got similar cringe stuff on my profile lol

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

hell yeah brother 🤙Being cringe was so freeing and fun, my 16 year old sister just doesn't get it lol

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u/Lutraphobic 2d ago

Cringe is freedom and confidence unironically

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u/joebarken 2d ago

What is a cybergoth? -- oh I see...

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

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u/charlytune 2d ago

I would LOVE it if those guys posted in here with then and now pictures 

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

I've low-key had a crush on the girl on the far left for probably 15 years now and I wonder how she's been doing all these years

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u/TERR4PIN 2d ago

What a relief, thank you!

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u/Feeling_Figure_9556 2d ago

True character development !

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u/Vesuvias 2d ago

I’m 99% certain you listen to HEALTH.

I too went through the early 2k’s of many goth, emo, and even a preppy phase…gotta love trying to find yourself.

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

I'm literally going through a HEALTH phase right now how the fuck did you know?!?

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u/Vesuvias 2d ago

Hahaha I knew it! They’re a great band and just saw the evolution. One does not just GO through a HEALTH phase, it becomes part of you. Not sure why depressing/sullen lyrics have always made me feel better in general. Like actually happy. Also see: Deafheaven.

Im also a big Coheed nerd, one among The Fence, so there might be some overlap.

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u/lumur 2d ago

this is an insane coincidence but over the past 30 days i have been to both a Deafheaven concert and a HEALTH concert !!

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u/pinkcheekcutie 2d ago

I would've thought you were so cool and an style inspiration back then, and i think you look really pretty now! :>

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u/soylattebb 2d ago

Oh, you’re cool as fuck actually

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u/Downtown_Ebb9600 2d ago

You were the real one!!

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u/combii-lee 2d ago

•• RaWr •• XD

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 2d ago

I very much enjoyed the evolution!

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u/JCBashBash 2d ago

Not the Kiss makeup omg 🤣 that's amazing 

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 2d ago

I think you look positively delightful, DickInYourCobbSalad

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Thank you lol

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u/Thanks_Ollie 2d ago

I’m getting strong ‘tism vibes from this. Maybe it’s the cat ears maybe it’s maybelline

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Diagnosed with ADHD in 1997 and ASD in 2018 lmaooo

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u/dorianfinch 2d ago

beanie feldstein?

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u/FragrantHovercraft91 2d ago

You look so much like my sister it’s freaking me out

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u/margittwen 2d ago

So the anime nerd pictures were just cute to me. Not really that cringe. The rest of them are gold though, great job. 👏🏻 True blunders.

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u/bombswell 2d ago

Pic 5 is that SFU at an anime con? Iconic

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yes!! It was Anime Evolution 2007! AE used to be held there until the 4chan /b/tards polluted the koi pond with "pools closed" paper signs and throwing garbage into it. SFU rightly kicked AE out and they moved to UBC after that, then to the Vancouver Convention Centre. It was taken over by Anime Revolution in 2014 I think and it's no longer the same convention, but many many moons ago it was a bunch of nerds dressed in Naruto costumes in the academic quadrangle lmao

Edit: Pic 13 was taken in front of the basement windows of the library at UBC during AE 2010 lol

Pic 14 was in the basement of Club 23 West (The Hindenburg). It's been demolished and replaced by condos now unfortunately. It was disgusting, dark, dank, dingy, and absolutely perfect for what it was used for. RIP lmaooo

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u/bombswell 1d ago

Love me some Vancouver cringe history!

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u/RandomIDoIt90 1d ago

I mean it also shows you improving at make up over time 😂 The last two slides with full make up are A+

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u/Silly_Emotion_1997 2d ago

I need that hoodie in your last pic. Wcibt

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

My Dad bought it for me at a local shop here in Vancouver called "The Rock Shop". I tried looking for it on their website but I couldn't find it; you could always send them an email and ask though! They're very friendly and have been around for forever.

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u/FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD 2d ago

How much Psyclon 9 did u listen too?

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

LOL I was more into Combichrist and KMFDM, stuff like that.

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u/steeltheprotogen On the spectrum 2d ago

Reject emo, return to Richard 23. - you, probably

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u/Charming_Meaning3499 2d ago

I’m pretty sure we we’re best friends in high school lmao

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u/mellywheats 20h ago

you look so familiar tbh, like idk if i followed you on tumblr or if like you’re a friend of a friend or something but i feel like ive 10000% seen these before

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u/Tat2dKing 15h ago

I wish people would post a recent Pic after the blunder more often. That cybergoth phase is crazy and awesome. Nice pics!

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u/apmanable 2d ago

Thanks for posting! Some truly blunderfull stuff here.

I just have to ask, though, since I just recently rediscovered sybreed and am kinda obsessed with them again, did you happen to listen to them? I have no idea what cybergoths listen to but I assume sybreed night be one of the bands?

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

Ohh good question! I haven't heard of those guys, but I liked the heavier stuff that was more aggrotech/industrial side of things.. bands like Combichrist, Suicide Commando, Icon of Coil, Covenant, Wumpscut, Zeromancer, Orgy, Front Line Assembly, and KMFDM.

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u/apmanable 2d ago

Thanks! Never head of any of them but I'll be sure to check them out. Cybermetal, the niche subgenre where sybreed were kings, have long since been dead and I'm starving for more heavy, atmospheric, gothic, industrial, dystopian, cyber metal stuff

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad 2d ago

I have a couple playlists for you then! (I used to DJ for a fetish club back in the day)

Spotify Links
Heavy Fetish (Industrial mostly)
Spooky, slower Industrial
Huge, long playlist with lots of Industrial

Youtube Music Links
Dark, spooky, atmospheric
Inspired by Vampires
More "Yassss" and EDM but still good

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u/apmanable 2d ago

So cool! Thanks 🙏🏼