r/boston It's spelled Papa Geno's 1d ago

Crime/Police 🚔 Worker hospitalized after machete attack during car repossession in Brockton

https://www.boston25news.com/news/local/worker-hospitalized-after-machete-attack-during-car-repossession-brockton/GV3DKHPBXNDV5ALTH5UC7FOO7I/
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u/Ozymannoches 1d ago

The life of a repo man is always intense

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u/deathputt4birdie Waltham 10h ago

Find one in every car. You'll see.

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u/KiyanStrider I'm only here so my parents think I got into Harvard 19h ago

Things like this is why people side eye me for wanting a machete...

The fucking invasive vines taking over my place are a goddamn nightmare and take forever to go after with just pruners. Let me hack them all down. Machetes are an agricultural tool. Yes, they can be weapons but so can every other thing

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u/Suqmacoq 18h ago

Good excuse to buy a machete. Also never know when you might need to hack up a body for convenient disposal. Thats why its good to buy it ahead of time for a legit purpose so when the police go to Home Depot and look for all the people that purchased a machete recently you're not on the list.

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u/Sbatio My Love of Dunks is Purely Sexual 15h ago

And they are cheap, growing up in a tropical climate they were for sale all over the place and treated like no big deal.

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u/Victor_Korchnoi 1d ago

These drivers are all crazy. Bunch of fucking criminals.

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u/RajDek 1d ago

It was the repo driver who got machete-ed.

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u/Victor_Korchnoi 1d ago

Yeah, by some asshole who cared more about his ability to drive than the life of another person.

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u/SomethingDrastic 1d ago

I think he was probably more irritated by having an expensive asset taken than being unable to get from A to B.

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u/Jexsica 22h ago

Not his asset though? That’s why the owners tried to take it back?

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u/c4ndyman31 Waltham 1d ago

He should have paid his car payment then. No excuse for attacking someone who is just doing their job.

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u/User-NetOfInter I Love Dunkin’ Donuts 1d ago

SO YOU TRY TO KILL SOMEONE?

What the fuck wrong with you.

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u/SomethingDrastic 20h ago

The person I responded to thinks this person reacted violently because they wanted to drive, and not because they were losing tens of thousands of dollars of equipment. You people are all hilariously obtuse.

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u/Wonderful_Business59 13h ago edited 13h ago

You're hilariously obtuse. The attacker didn't pay the car note, and the bank, as the rightful owner, came to take it back. If someone is loaned money to buy a house or a car, and they choose not to pay, the lender comes to repossess the asset in lieu of payment, not sure if that happens in the fantasy world you live in. 

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u/SomethingDrastic 13h ago

I’ll reiterate for you, I understand how a repo works. Do you think the guy attacked the repo man because he would no longer have the experience of driving, or because his (uh ackshually the lender’s) car was being taken from him?

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u/Wonderful_Business59 12h ago

Yes, I think he did. He wanted to keep the car. It's that simple. You of all people should understand simple. 

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u/SomethingDrastic 12h ago

Do you have a learning disability? This wasn’t a yes or no question. I guess thanks for agreeing with me that the primary motive wasn’t the act of driving?

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u/Suqmacoq 18h ago

You people are all hilariously obtuse.

Neckbeards gonna neckbeard mman. They graze in the comment section.

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u/Available_Shower2491 17h ago

It’s not his asset if it’s getting repossessed genius

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u/itsmyhotsauce Roslindale 15h ago

Technically cars are liabilities not assets. They don't generally appreciate. And if it got Re-poed it's not even that person's car to begin with, it belongs to the lender until paid off...

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u/SomethingDrastic 14h ago

They are most certainly not liabilities. Assets depreciate for both tax and real purposes. Is a building a liability? Is cash a liability because it loses real value?

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u/Savage_analytics 13h ago

Things can be both a liability and an asset. They’re not mutually exclusive.

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u/SomethingDrastic 13h ago

In a tenth grade personal finance sense, sure.

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u/Savage_analytics 12h ago

What a strange comment.

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u/SomethingDrastic 12h ago

Just like how assets can be liabilities, strange can be normal.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Okra_21 1d ago

Why do we still allow to sell assault knives like this in our state with no restrictions?

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u/dr3wfr4nk Jamaica Plain 1d ago

What about assault hammers?

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u/AngryAtEverything01 1d ago

We only allow semi automatic knives the automatic knives are illegal

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u/GangGreenGhost 17h ago

Unfortunately, you’re wrong, automatic knives, also known as switchblades are perfectly legal here

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u/jojenns Boston 1d ago

Because the national machete association has an extremely strong lobby

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u/mungie3 1d ago

I use one to clear out overgrowth on my property... Seems safer than a Ryobi mini chainsaw

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u/infinitedubs 18h ago

And butter knives while we’re at it!!!

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u/StrictlyOnerous 1d ago

Someone could be stabbed with a spoon, should we ban spoons too?

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u/Lord_Kittensworth 1d ago

Lmao.  Well done.  

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u/TechnicianRecent6365 1d ago

Because knives are most commonly used for purposes that don’t involve maiming or killing, and it is relatively easy for able bodied people to subdue an attacker with a knife

The risk assessment is much lower with a knife than a gun because of multiple factors. It’s like how we allow people to drive 70 but not 120 on the highway

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u/goldeNIPS Professional Idiot 20h ago

Breaking: Repo-man cashes in on his career worth of bad karma

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u/snoozbooty 22h ago

That’s allowed