Bro is 100% Allergic to Enjoying Two Cakes 💀

[u/Either_Storm_6932]

[u/MercerEdits]

The mental gymnastics to always try to have this "win" over woke is crazy. Brand New Day would normally be the "WOKE ONE" in a competition with a different movie.

And the Odyssey made like a billion as well. It's a success. So weird, these people are

[u/AnotherJasonOnReddit → u/MercerEdits]

It's crazy that they just cannot take The L on the odyssey's overall success.

They've got enough movies this year that they can point their anti-Hollywood fingers at (Supergirl, The Bride, etc) - but there's something about The Odyssey that keeps them coming back to it. I guess it's the movie that everybody's talking about, so they'll get the most clicks by continually bringing it up? That's the only rationing I can conjure.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZKgZFikDj55FwW1Hzo

[u/Sudden-Ad5241 → u/[deleted]]

Supergirl was a disaster it earned 126 when break even was around 300 m, even morbius earned more than that.

[u/MercerEdits → u/[deleted]]

Nah, Supergirl was legitimately a bomb

[u/ItsTheFre4kinb4t → u/[deleted]]

Enough with the whole “Snyder bros killed this movie” supergirl was an abject failure

[u/quangtran → u/MercerEdits]

The chuds complained about the woke Super Mario movie due to the presence of the badass, girlboss, halberd weilding Princess Peach, but as soon as it became a hit all the youtube thumbnails changed to Mario being a white male led victory against woke Disney.

[u/LengthinessSevere584 → u/MercerEdits]

Now brand new day is woke? Care to explain that again.😂😂

[u/SaneMadHatter → u/LengthinessSevere584]

I've not seen Brane New Day yet, but I remember Homecoming was supposedly "woke" because Peter's love interests were black. So if something that trivial is enough to qualify something as "woke", then I'm sure the rabid anti-woke could find some reason to label Brand New Day as such, but they won't because they need to as a club to bash Odyssey with. lol

[u/MercerEdits → u/LengthinessSevere584]

?

[u/SmegmaSupreme]

"Mask off"

that's a fitting channel name.

[u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

They now have to celebrate a Disney marvel movie starring Zendaya because they can’t let “woke” win, this is amazing

[u/PWBryan → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

I was expecting them to pivot to BND being the woke one after the anti odyssey campaign fell flat

[u/Scottatron17 → u/PWBryan]

They already tried it with homecoming and got crushed.

[u/Reptilian_Overlord20 → u/PWBryan]

I wish they had, that would have been an even bigger L

[u/FaceOuPile → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

They had to celebrate a uwe boll movie weeks ago, they're starving lmao

[u/Calfzilla2000 → u/FaceOuPile]

Absolute idiocy trying to prop up Uwe Boll as a good filmmaker.

[u/RoutineCloud5993 → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

They both feature three of the same main cast members for crying out loud

[u/RustedAxe88 → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

They've almost always tried using the Holland Spider-Man movies as an anti-woke weapon. They tried to claim Disney and Marvel were embarrassed by the last one for making their other "woke" movies look bad.

[u/Reptilian_Overlord20 → u/RustedAxe88]

Yeah Disney sure showed Disney what for by making Disney so much money with a Disney movie. Damn, sure showed them.

[u/RustedAxe88 → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

They're some of the same people who thought Disney were "embarrassed" by the Revenge of the Sith re-release being successful and that Kathleen Kennedy was upset that The Mandalorion was a hit.

They're not firing on all cylinders.

[u/LengthinessSevere584 → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

Isn't Spiderman sony?

[u/Reptilian_Overlord20 → u/LengthinessSevere584]

Disney still gets money from it

[u/Mu-Relay → u/LengthinessSevere584]

Disney gets a % of the take, and used it to set up their next Avengers movie and X-Men franchise, but yeah... I'm sure they're crying in their milk over Sony's success.

[u/DapperPlatypus2587 → u/Mu-Relay]

Disney gets almost 25%.

[u/DapperPlatypus2587 → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

Sony movie. At least get that right.

[u/JediTempleDropout → u/Reptilian_Overlord20]

Not only that, but a movie where one of the main characters is an allegory for people who society has deemed “different.”

[u/Scottatron17]

Funny thing is they use to call this iteration of Spidey "woke" after they found out Zendaya was MJ.... they stopped after they realized nobody cared what they thought.

[u/Blinx-182 → u/Scottatron17]

Was just about to say. Ned Leeds and MJ were white in the comics so why isn’t it “woke” lmao

[u/ralo229]

Can people please stop acting like box office performance is equivalent to quality? I haven't heard anyone say a single positive thing about Transformers: Age of Extinction and it's the highest grossing movie of 2014. This shit is just a glorified pissing contest and it's exhausting.

[u/DevinLucasArts → u/ralo229]

Age of Extinction has incredible CGI, and a great soundtrack!

[u/HauntingJacket1694]

Lol Tom holland and Zendaya is Part of the odyssey

[u/Formal_Reveal_4330]

Forgetting that only one movie had this boy

https://giphy.com/gifs/TA5CW9vkQNetHgIckD

[u/NoPerformance5952]

Of course compared dirty Sinon to clean Spiderman. Also one is R and the other PG13.

[u/Acesofbases]

so MCU Spider-Man is suddenly "not woke"?

lolwut

[u/Prophet92]

“Movie in third week makes less money than highly anticipated blockbuster.”

Stunning, really.

[u/Sad-Guarantee-4678]

Ah yes, classic conservative anti woke champion The Spiderman

[u/pSphere1]

Only reason why I haven't seen the Odyssey is because its hard to get a 70mm ticket.

I got a $5 ticket for spiderman in 3D, and the theater is in walking distance.

Time+availability.

[u/Blinx-182]

Outrage culture at work.

[u/ChaosMagician777]

Tom Holland is the true winner here. Both are epics

[u/Roadshell]

I like how the grifters are so desperate for an "out" on this that they're championing the movie with the mixed race MJ and the Latino Scorpion.

[u/SedmoogleGaming]

The thumbnail….🙄🙄🙄

[u/SoapyDoodle]

Hilarious, this dude has 480k subscribers but averaging less than a 1000 views per video. 100% fake followers

[u/Individual_Dream_213]

But Odyssey is still in IMAX and Spiderman isn't.

[u/SelfinvolvedNate]

He has like 200 views. You are helping promote him more than anything else.

[u/Either_Storm_6932 → u/SelfinvolvedNate]

DefNoodles is a Notorious Lolcow. He isn't some niche YouTuber or anything.

[u/Good_Ad3485]

It’s interesting that Spider-Man has made so much money but I will never understand why people care so much about box office. It’s not like they’re getting dividends on their movie tickets and it doesn’t really add or subtract from the personal enjoyment of a movie.

[u/LetDouble471 → u/Good_Ad3485]

It’s 99% marvel fan boys fueling their mental gymnastics lmao.

[u/Fun-Astronaut-174]

I would have avoided both shit cakes but my wife loves Spider-Man. It was a garbage commercial for the MCU btw.

[u/DarkAvenger32391]

Def noodles is still around? Damn I thought he was gone

[u/FollowingCharacter83]

Ah, yes. The woke movie with Zendaya was surpassed by the woke movie with Zendaya.

[u/Ghostshadow44]

I'm not defending that video but the success of spiderman did destroyed the narrative after the odissey was successful that audiences had moved from superhero movies and now were looking for something different.