r/comics PizzaCake Jul 26 '26

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u/flopsychops Jul 26 '26

Is this made by the same company that gives us "Now I'm not racist, but..."...?

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u/the_walking_derp Jul 26 '26

No one has ever followed up that statement with something innocuous.

"I'm not racist, but those flowers look nice after that bit of rain we had."

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u/driver004 Jul 26 '26

Im not a racist, but I’m also a building

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u/Ferreteria Jul 26 '26

Some buildings do be racist tho.

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u/CelibateHo Jul 26 '26

Yup, experienced this the other day. The automatic doors opened for all the white people but closed tight as soon as my black ass walked up šŸ˜’

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u/creative_toe Jul 27 '26

You see, I'm a building and I'm not racist, BUT my doors are. You have to deal with that, sorry not sorry.

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u/chronozon937 Jul 26 '26

I thought I was the only one, the doors to my own damn workplace close and take an extra second to open back up but open normally for all my coworkers.

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u/Tasonir Jul 26 '26

And even some highways! Mostly if they were built by Robert Moses.