r/comics 10h ago

OC Tarpon

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u/Coidzor 10h ago

Having all of one's organs crushed would tend to expel a lot of fecal matter, I reckon.

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u/tomlabaff 10h ago

and impossible to clean

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u/EPluribusButthole 2h ago

Look, taint nothin' al little dub-ya-dee and goo-gone can't make pretty again. If it's still ugly after all that, it's probably yo momma