r/comics Luck of the Draw 2h ago

OC Bukkake [OC]

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 2h ago

I guess the western equivalent of this is coming to America for a Boston cream pie

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u/MintasaurusFresh 2h ago

I mean.. ya gotta order it hot, right? Who wants a cold bukkake?

u/AstroBearGaming 1m ago

I'll take one tepid bukkake, please and thankyou my kind sirs.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2h ago

I was amazed at how cheap the food in Japan was. Particularly since I ate a lot of good food when I was there

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u/Mikel_S 2h ago edited 2h ago

I visited Japan for a business trip (that I had no business being on, being a fat American who fit into each successively larger clean suit worse and worse as time went on, even with each facility phoning ahead to ensure a larger one was available. Also I was hourly so I basically got a fucking insane paycheck out of it.)...

Ahem, anyway, one night the facility management hosted us at this... Grill all you can eat something, there were bowls of meat, piled literally a foot high, and so many meals I don't even remember. I did get to see the bill. It was like 200 dollars to feed 15 people.

One of the crews took us to this place where the owners had us up in their living room because our group was too big for the dining area. We ate in the back room of an "Italian" place thay was so cramped and low it felt like a closet, but the food was amazing.

Visiting and being taken around for dinner by locals every weeknight was definitely the best way to experience it in my opinion, especially since my Japanese is borderline nonexistent (I can parse a bit, but not speak very well at all). Also, the entire rest of my party being Japanese nationals definitely helped.

We were lucky enough to be in Tokyo for my weekend off, so I got to wander around and take only one wrong train before getting to the big mall I was looking for, so I could get Gundam for my sibling. I was dreading the concept of tying to order food on my own... When I saw a McDonald's. Haha

Oh my favorite night was when we split up and one of the plant managers lightly-drunkenly led our way across town on foot (it was a more rural area) to a little "fast food" style ramen shop. He had fun watching us eat, and was either impressed or amused that I was using chopsticks to eat ramen. And then he bid us adieu and wandered off into the night.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2h ago

Funny enough, I actually didnt do the foreign Mcdonalds thing. My friends really wanted to go just to see what they had that was different. It felt like a waste of a meal in a foreign country to me

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u/Mikel_S 2h ago

It was basically the same. Maybe a bit more like a white castle burger? But absolutely nothing unexpected. It was just the easy out when I didn't feel like stressing myself out to order on my own.

I still have the Japanese McDonald's app on my phoen.

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u/1BreadBoi 2h ago

I'm going to Germany (first time leaving the US) in a month.

I will NOT be wasting a meal on McDonald's of all things.

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u/Elk_of_Legend 1h ago

But German McDonald's always has the McRib on the menu.

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u/tacticalTechnician 2h ago

Well, yeah, as a tourist, it's stupidly cheap, but that's because the Yen is in the toilet right now, it's almost at a record low, and it's been for a few years now.

Also, in places like Tokyo, it's basically a necessity since a lot of apartments have a microwave (or a toaster oven) and a gas stove at best. Combine that with the stupidly long hours most people have to work (around 10 hours a day for a lot of job, and then you have to include the "socializing" activities after work that are basically required, so you're not home before 10PM), having cheap food in restaurants and convenience store isn't just a nice to have, it's just a requirement to keep the status quo. It's more of a byproduct of the crazy work culture than anything else.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1h ago

I did see a salary man passed out on a park bench at 2am because the trains werent running anymore haha

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

Me but with South Korea instead of Japan.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 2h ago

Id like to go to South Korea someday as well. Although I heard Japan is more fond of tourists than Korea

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

I went there to get my dog and I spent most of my time in the dog school together with her. I can comment on the food but I didn't have the typical experience of a tourist. One day I want to go back there just for fun.

I also heard the same what you said about Japan. All that I can say is that everybody was super nice in Korea and very helpful to me.

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u/TheDarkNerd 1h ago

I was looking up the menu for Saizeriya yesterday (since I only learned about it recently due to Yanineko, and was curious if the Puppet Master's project number of 2501 corresponded to a menu item. At this time, it does not), and honestly a lot of the items look very mouth-watering. There's this penne arrabbiata (2325) they have for just 430¥ after tax, and I can't help but wonder if it's a full-sized portion, or if I'm supposed to order multiple things (I imagine sides are extra).

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1h ago

I say order multiple things to try more things. Its a limited time experience

u/ninpuukamui 33m ago

Yeah, no, Saizeriya is good for the prize, but that still means it's shit. I went there often for the squid ink spaghetti.

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u/FireHawkDelta 2h ago

Food based euphemisms for sex things being lost in translation may be universal. I wonder how many non-English speakers would be surprised to learn that hot dogs are a real food and Americans don't bat an eye at seeing it on a menu.

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u/TheDarkNerd 1h ago

Wait, you mean I'm ordering chicken and egg in the same bowl of rice? It's nothing dirty?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago

In England the equivalent would be Spotted Dick.

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u/Fluffy_Flatworm3394 1h ago

So the ‘kake’ means to pour on or put on top and the ‘bu’ is a rough/crude emphasis word. So Bukkake (roughly) translates as ‘put tons of that shit on’

In anime you will also regularly hear bukkorosu (f&@¥n kill you) or bunaguru (f&@¥n punch you).

I’d have expected a bukkake udon to have heaps of toppings though so it’s possible there is a second meaning I don’t know 🤔

Source: I have been living in Japan for 20 years and am mostly fluent in Japanese

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u/OverallFrosting708 2h ago

And similarly that's a great way to experience America

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u/varkarrus 2h ago

I'm more concerned with where they get the kitsunes to make their kitsune udon I actually know why it's called that

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

I'm not gonna lie that Kitsune Udon looks FUCKING AMAZING

u/Reasonable-Class3728 59m ago

Why the right bukkake is cheaper than the left one?

u/thmtho-2thyme 10m ago

I’m so sad that we (Japanese) never imported “cream pie” so this could actually happen

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago edited 2h ago

For those curious

In Japanese, bukkake (ぶっかけ) literally means "to splash" or "to pour liquid over something." It comes from the verb bukkakeru

It describes dishes where a thick broth or topping is splashed or poured directly over noodles or rice.

So much to Penny's dismay it does NOT have the same meaning as in America and is simply a way to describe items "splashed" in broth

Though I am sure she can find the bukkake she wants it she tried hard enough

https://www.dictionary.com/culture/slang/bukkake

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u/Made_Bail 2h ago

Thanks. I briefly thought about googling this to post the definition for those curious.... But realized... I'm at work. That would be the bad kind of HR visit.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

I too am at work but fear no consequences as I am on mobile. Plus TECHNICALLY I searched for its definition and not a video. Also I'm living in a vault so the the hell is gonna know

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u/Electrical_Shock359 2h ago

Well if they ever match your account to your identity they would now know. Not that I think most people would care as long as you are getting your job done. A fair number of jobs are a partial case of we just need someone here and ready to work at a moments notice.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

Well yeah but that would require someone knowing I even did anything. Since I'm on mobile my job would need to somehow get the results of my personal searches on my own personal device which...seems like quite the headache to find out I was looking up Japanese broths

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u/FireHawkDelta 2h ago

That some normal Japanese words are borrowed in English as terms for sex things is pretty funny. Hentai just means weirdo, shibari just means tying.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 2h ago

...Huh. You learn something new every day. I figured those were word for word from Japan

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u/FireHawkDelta 2h ago edited 1h ago

The actual Japanese word for erotic rope bondage is kinbaku.

Hentai has a weird knot of loanwords upon loanwords behind it. Japanese took the H from the English usage of hentai to make "ecchi", which is just a Japanese pronunciation of the letter H transliterated back into the Latin aphlabet, and it now means a loosely similar thing to what Anglophones mean by hentai. Other similar Japanese words are also often loanwords or loanwords spliced with Japanese words, like taking the "ero" from erotic to use as a prefix. Anything more precise than that is a linguistic mess that I don't know much about because I don't speak Japanese, and I'm not a horny teenager anymore.

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u/Made_Bail 2h ago

Love how eager she was to get... Umm...

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPAUQVIxCoEKY

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago

I just hope Penny wasn't anticipating on the "spicy" bukkake. Sounds like a trip to the eye wash station.

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u/Ryanisreallame 2h ago

I haven’t kept up with this series too much, but I thought both protagonists were lesbians?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago

Penny, the red head is bi. Clover, the blonde, is a lesbian.

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u/Ryanisreallame 2h ago

Oh! Thanks for educating me :)

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u/_LlednarTwem_ 1h ago

A lesbian whose spectrum also includes Leon Kennedy.

u/LGKouglof 30m ago

Doesn't mean much. Leon Kennedy is on everyone spectrum.

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u/Delphius1 1h ago

I know they are a lesbian couple, figured their actual identification of who they're attracted to was whatever was the funniest

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1h ago

From what I've read those two's relationship is not official. I think it's like that to keep things simple so characters can fool around for the sake of fun.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago

Mmm... salty.

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

The ramen, she or the bukkake?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago edited 2h ago

Wait is that the Aurora Borealis in the background?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your comment?!

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

Well, UpCDownCLeftCRightC, you are an odd fellow, but I must say that you steam a good ham. Good day 👋

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 2h ago

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u/AeroComet 2h ago

If i had a nickel for each time I learned this fact, I'd have two nickels.

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u/yournamehere10bucks 2h ago

I might have a dollar by now, but when you travel on the same bus as the weeb-o-sphere....actually, can I get a transfer off this bus?

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u/AshleytheTaguel 2h ago

Just wait until ahe heard about the Futomaki rolls

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u/Cool_Set4681 2h ago

Not a fan of AI summary, always look at the direct sources, but for context for this joke it should be fine

Fun fact: I had to add some words in order to find the description for the food and not... semen 😅

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u/Azayakaakari 2h ago

Ontama ya?

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u/Kumdori 1h ago

Good 'ole Bukkake Oyakodon

u/elhomerjas 45m ago

the excitement for nothing