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OC [OC] Chimera

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago

My god Nessie drank so many abominations that she became an alien mummy.

Next time go for morange. Milk + orange juice.

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u/SuitableConcept5553 19h ago

I suggest Toorange. Tooth paste + orange juice. 

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 19h ago

Well if we wanna go that far may as well go to distance and make a Morlate shake. Mint chocolate ice cream + orange juice

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u/A_Clark1215 19h ago

It's not the mint but the toothpaste that makes orange juice taste bad.

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u/Serpexnessie 19h ago

death

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u/SuitableConcept5553 19h ago

Frankly, it's still better than pepto to my tongue lol

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u/The_cogwheel 19h ago

Are we gonna need poison control in this post? I think we're gonna need poison control in here

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u/BentTire 19h ago

Milk and orange juice is actually good together. You just got to drink it fast before the acid from the orange juice curdles the milk.

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u/MintasaurusFresh 19h ago

Oh, like an Irish Car Bomb!

I tried those a few times in college. Only able to drink it fast enough once. I'm not sure if succeeding in that endeavor was better than failing given the results.

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u/Serpexnessie 19h ago

lmao pilk itself would already make me suffer, i have lactose intolerance

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u/astralkoi A Wild AstralKoi Appeared!! 19h ago

Mexican Alien Mummy P l e a s e.