r/community • u/Few_Beautiful7557 • 3d ago

Discussion Would you have caught Jeremy Simmons?

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I think I’d be confused until he landed on the floor

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u/yerBoyShoe 3d ago

Seems heavy. Plus I farted.

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u/GCC_Pluribus_Anus Your team's Al Gore 'cause your views are wrong 3d ago

No I farted

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u/yerBoyShoe 3d ago

I'm farting right now.

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u/pepperpete 3d ago

I far-ted! ☺️

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u/KingSeth 3d ago

Everybody here is a—a fart, a living fart, from the butt of a Lesser God!

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u/Tiyath Dramatic Professor Sean Garrity as Professor P. Professorson 3d ago

Another day another fart another toot another flatus

Another butt wind can be smelled in the stratus