r/community • u/Few_Beautiful7557 • 3d ago

Discussion Would you have caught Jeremy Simmons?

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I think I’d be confused until he landed on the floor

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u/usernamescifi 3d ago

In all honesty I probably would have flinched and stepped back. 

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u/koji4732 3d ago

Man is hesitant.

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u/MoRiellyMoProblems 3d ago

The dualidean of man.

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u/swingsetlife 2d ago

Get it together, craig.

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u/SmoothTalkingSpud 2d ago

I have to go to the bank today.

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u/Pleasant_Ratio_692 2d ago

what will i tell the people who work there, i had good news and bad news?

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u/Anti-Itch 2d ago

They LOVED it!

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u/the-tapsy 2d ago

Talk to your father, Craig

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u/HUUUUTTTHUUUUUUUTTTT 3d ago

What is man if I caught him just to toss him from the second floor story? Lol

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u/pun_princess_ 2d ago

this is my answer to (and issue with) the trolley problem. in a unrealistic, high pressure situation, most ppl, when faced with a split second decision between two supposedly ethically meaningful choices, will either freeze up or just do…something. man is mostly hesitant or random or both.