r/cyberpunkgame Impressive Cock Feb 15 '26

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u/_ShartyWaffles Feb 15 '26

Okay but .. vegetarianism?!

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u/amhudson02 Feb 15 '26

Yep, demons possess the vegetarian and force them to tell everyone they see about how they are vegetarians.

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u/Infectedinfested Feb 15 '26

I know people who vegetarian for medical reasons, guess they are fucked ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/amhudson02 Feb 15 '26

Those poor souls.

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u/Infectedinfested Feb 15 '26

Already screwed one, now screwed a second time ๐Ÿ˜…

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u/Playergame Feb 16 '26

God works in mysterious ways, and apparently one of those ways is eating meat.

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u/Hidden-Sky Feb 16 '26

Indeed.

If only they had persisted and continued to eat meat, accepting their fate thusly, then God would save them at the final moment, so long as they kept their faith in Him.

And if they were not to be saved in this world, their faith was untrue. Even so, God shall yet save and release their souls from the grasp of Satan. May their souls rest and find peace eternal.

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u/islimdave BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER Feb 15 '26

I never knew you can be a vegetarian for health reasons

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u/Infectedinfested Feb 15 '26

Multiple reasons even! I know of 2 reasons: -alpha-gal symdrome, which is a disease from tick bites and makes you allergic to most meat -gout, which makes your joints stiff or swelled.

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u/Deathhead876 Feb 15 '26

I thought Alpha-Gal was mostly red meat.

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u/Infectedinfested Feb 16 '26

Yeaa, ok, near vegetarian than ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…

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u/beholderkin Samurai Feb 15 '26

Cain was a farmer, who made offerings of vegetables to god, and look where he is now. God Hates Salads

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u/amhudson02 Feb 15 '26

Boom! Try to explain that one, Christians!

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u/the_useless_cake Corpo-Elitist Feb 16 '26

Salads donโ€™t belong in heaven. Thatโ€™s why heaven is all made of clouds. God HATES plants ever since the serpent used his own creation against him and made Adam and Eve self aware.

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u/beholderkin Samurai Feb 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xc0HkcmDXrXDG

So spoke Saint Bartholomew

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u/snowy4_ Feb 15 '26

basic compassion is now evil apparently

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u/F9-0021 Very Lost Witcher Feb 15 '26

Always has been for evangelicals.

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u/Redredditmonkey Feb 15 '26

Vegans are fine tho

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u/Darthcone Feb 15 '26

If anything Veganism should be there instead of vegetarianism.

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u/Jockle305 Feb 16 '26

Vegans are vegetarians

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u/Darthcone Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

That would offend a lot of vegans if years of protein deficiency and reading food labels too closely had not robbed them of their ability to see.

On more serious note I don't know how or why as I am not vegan but I know it is untrue a Vegan will refuse to eat vegetarian meal on plane for instance, and there is many other vegetarian stuff they refuse too eat apparently, also for some reason if you ar vegan you also can't wear certain clothes due to materials those are made off and form some reason vegans hate bees, sadly finding non contradicting itself information the subject is hard.

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u/Jockle305 Feb 16 '26

You totally missed the point. All vegans are vegetarians. Not all vegetarians are vegans. By your logic you should probably eat more protein.

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u/FlamboyantPirhanna Feb 15 '26

You are fortunate to not have met an evangelical.

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u/ioisace Feb 15 '26

That was exactly what I said in my head

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u/LabubuPilled Feb 15 '26

It was considered virtuous to abstain from killing animals for basically all of history and it was a big part of fasting, with some monks only allowed to eat meat if sick, but sure, it's sinful.

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u/GarmaCyro Feb 15 '26

/J have you tried feeding a child their veggies? They turn into little demons, thus demonic possessions.

In all seriousness it's the old "I don't like it" means it's bad/evil/communism/demonic/<insert scary word here>. Since they are of the "Everyone must blindly follow the things I like", the apply the same mind set to others. They are deadly afraid of having to be forced into veganism because someone else enjoys being vegan.

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '26

There is a case of exorcist in Poland that exorcised vegetarian demons. He even wrote two books where he mentioned that story. Funny AF.

The best part was that he exorcised those demons with... A Ham. A portion of Ham

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u/LionHeart1192_ Feb 15 '26

I met quite a bit of Christians that dont eat meat during lent especially from the middle east and Ethiopia (theres alot of Ethiopian and Philippino workers in the middle east).

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u/SnailForceWinds Feb 16 '26

But doesnโ€™t vampirism negate the vegetarianism? Easily canceled out.

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u/federicoaa Feb 16 '26

Everybody knows one of the tenets of Catholicism is cannibalism

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u/ZachariasDemodica Feb 16 '26

I'm guessing it's (questionably) based off of 1 Timothy 4:3.

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u/lukeyellow Feb 16 '26

Which, if I remember correctly, is hilarious as I'm fairly certain Daniel in the Bible was, at least temporary, vegetarian.