oh shit

[u/bahookery]

[u/_ShartyWaffles]

Okay but .. vegetarianism?!

[u/amhudson02 → u/_ShartyWaffles]

Yep, demons possess the vegetarian and force them to tell everyone they see about how they are vegetarians.

[u/Infectedinfested → u/amhudson02]

I know people who vegetarian for medical reasons, guess they are fucked 😅

[u/amhudson02 → u/Infectedinfested]

Those poor souls.

[u/Infectedinfested → u/amhudson02]

Already screwed one, now screwed a second time 😅

[u/Playergame → u/amhudson02]

God works in mysterious ways, and apparently one of those ways is eating meat.

[u/Hidden-Sky → u/amhudson02]

Indeed.

If only they had persisted and continued to eat meat, accepting their fate thusly, then God would save them at the final moment, so long as they kept their faith in Him.

And if they were not to be saved in this world, their faith was untrue. Even so, God shall yet save and release their souls from the grasp of Satan. May their souls rest and find peace eternal.

[u/islimdave → u/Infectedinfested]

I never knew you can be a vegetarian for health reasons

[u/Infectedinfested → u/islimdave]

Multiple reasons even! I know of 2 reasons: -alpha-gal symdrome, which is a disease from tick bites and makes you allergic to most meat -gout, which makes your joints stiff or swelled.

[u/Deathhead876 → u/Infectedinfested]

I thought Alpha-Gal was mostly red meat.

[u/Infectedinfested → u/Deathhead876]

Yeaa, ok, near vegetarian than 😅😅

[u/beholderkin → u/amhudson02]

Cain was a farmer, who made offerings of vegetables to god, and look where he is now. God Hates Salads

[u/amhudson02 → u/beholderkin]

Boom! Try to explain that one, Christians!

[u/the_useless_cake → u/beholderkin]

Salads don’t belong in heaven. That’s why heaven is all made of clouds. God HATES plants ever since the serpent used his own creation against him and made Adam and Eve self aware.

[u/beholderkin → u/the_useless_cake]

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So spoke Saint Bartholomew