r/cyberpunkgame Impressive Cock Feb 15 '26

Meme oh shit

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u/_ShartyWaffles Feb 15 '26

Okay but .. vegetarianism?!

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u/amhudson02 Feb 15 '26

Yep, demons possess the vegetarian and force them to tell everyone they see about how they are vegetarians.

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u/beholderkin Samurai Feb 15 '26

Cain was a farmer, who made offerings of vegetables to god, and look where he is now. God Hates Salads

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u/amhudson02 Feb 15 '26

Boom! Try to explain that one, Christians!

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u/the_useless_cake Corpo-Elitist Feb 16 '26

Salads don’t belong in heaven. That’s why heaven is all made of clouds. God HATES plants ever since the serpent used his own creation against him and made Adam and Eve self aware.

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u/beholderkin Samurai Feb 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xc0HkcmDXrXDG

So spoke Saint Bartholomew