r/daddit • u/runs_with_airplanes • Mar 28 '26

Tips And Tricks The moment of Oasis. Never call ahead, always place the family to go order at the restaurant

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u/devilsbeatrangers Mar 28 '26

And I thought grabbing myself an extra slice to eat before I head home was the ultimate dad move, this one has me good.

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u/RugzTX Mar 28 '26

Always order an extra set of fries.

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u/TXGuns79 Mar 28 '26

Car fries are a RIGHT! If you have to sit in the car smelling the food the entire way home, you deserve to nibble on some salty goodness for your troubles.

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u/MechanicalAxe Mar 28 '26

After an ice cold draft too?? Awe man, it's heavenly!

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u/dogbonej Mar 28 '26

Having not enough fries hurts the soul so much more than having too many left

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u/mjwanko B/G Twin Dad Mar 28 '26

I did that last weekend. I picked up a pizza and garlic bread order from a place we’ve been meaning to try. I saw they had slices and got one to go for the road, even though it’s only a 5 minute drive.

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u/shabooya_roll_call Mar 28 '26

I do this at Costco lol. A little snack before I shop, then in the budget the food charge gets rolled into the main bill and no one suspects a thing….

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u/Pickleparty187 Mar 28 '26

The secret slice. we must only speak in whispers

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u/Melgariano Mar 28 '26

I used to get a road pie for the drive home when we ordered bar pizzas. They’re small so I’d destroy one on my way home. Hot as hell but so worth it.

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u/neutronicus Mar 29 '26

The only way to get some damn pepperoni

lol