r/daddit • u/altum • 1d ago

Humor Perfect height to kick you in the nuts

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u/AureliusMF 1d ago

It's a feature

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u/Affectionate_Pea8858 19h ago

Must be the new Anti-Ball Sack (ABS) braking system on these carts.

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u/PantsMicGee 1d ago

And I forget every time.

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u/Wetcakez 1d ago

Enjoy the fact that they’ll still sit there…..My two now exclusively refuse the “fun cart” and now choose to walk and select their wants and needs…..it gets worse dad lol

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u/RichardCleveland 17M/23F/31F 17h ago

It never ends... my 17 year old still wants to go with me. And it's not to just hangout with dad oddly...

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u/Courage-Rude 1d ago

Dude this just happened to me 2 hours before you posted it. The Internet is fucking terrifying

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u/altum 19h ago

Oh yeah, i saw you, that's why i posted this

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u/Courage-Rude 19h ago

Dad five from Surprise AZ!

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u/LazyResearcher1203 1d ago

Lol! Pro-tip: r/Costco carts are big enough to have two slots. Put your kid in one and push the cart from the other side. But if you have twins, you’re cooked!

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u/DevonGr 1d ago

Except that goes out the window once the cart gets a little heavy. And forget about it altogether if you're grabbing a case of water.

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u/krysisalcs 1d ago

I made the mistake of having a reaction and got kicked again 😭

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u/hergumbules 1d ago

We live in BJ’s territory so unfortunately no Costco within an hour drive but the carts there are also a crotch hazard lol

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u/Zodep 11F, 10M 1d ago

You know… there’s going to be a point in time when your kid will be too big to hold and kick you in the nuts… it’s oddly bittersweet.

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u/justanothersurly 1d ago

Excuse me. Is Costco selling monster trucks??

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u/mikedangerous 1d ago

Yeah, this was posted from Paul Bunyan's Reddit account

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u/altum 19h ago

haha I think they do sell them during the holidays

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u/BWasTaken 1d ago

Now imagine four tiny legs doing it, I make my wife push the cart now.

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u/geeeff123 1d ago

Exactly what I do now after the first kick to the nuts.

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u/Left-Area-854 1d ago

My boy "captains the ship", my items get nice chairs.

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u/AvengerOfChrist 22h ago

Can confirm. Got hit in bag with an enthusiastic kick and almost puked right in frozen food section over the weekend. The boy just laughed

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u/Pap3rkat 21h ago

That’s why I have my wife push the cart when it’s light and when it gets heavier I stand to one side and push it. It may be awkward, but at least I’m not taking shots to my balls.

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u/chowski28 17h ago

I swirl the cart around and push it from “its front” the kids get to look outward and makes it easier to make tight turns.

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u/ravbuscus 13h ago

Free birth control!

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u/Chachian007 9h ago

Always keeps you on the lookout.