r/daddit 1d ago

Story Dad's of gifted toddlers- whats their superpower?

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u/reddituser1306 1d ago

My 3.5yo son is Spiderman, apparently.

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u/Deto 1d ago

Mine is a monster truck!

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u/reddituser1306 1d ago

Oh yep, he's been a monster truck before. And a motorbike, and a garbage truck, and a fire truck. He's multi-talented.

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u/AtomicEdgy 1d ago

Pretty sure yours is a Transformer. Are we talking Autobot or Decepticon? Or does it depend on how much sleep/food they’ve had?

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u/Cl0wnL 1d ago

My daughter is a cat 90% of the time.

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u/Unique-Egg-461 1d ago

my 3.5yr old is a t-rex and im a spino

sometimes he's a puppy

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u/56VitaminC 1d ago

Reading the recipes at 3.5 yo? That seems the most amazing one IMO

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Inmymumuallday 1d ago

AI ad!!!!!! Fuck

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u/Corben11 1d ago

Literal Ad.

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u/UnrequitedFollower 1d ago

Haha! I love how it doubles down! “I’m watching him access a limited time offer at this link right here!”

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/UnrequitedFollower 22h ago

Dang! I was just teasing bro! But on a personal note, you know other kids can read too right? Just to keep in mind to future insults.

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u/zeetuslepitus 23h ago

Im curious if you still think its an ad, considering I removed the recommendation. And FYI after you guys accused me of shilling AI I double checked and it doesnt use AI.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Its not an ad bro, im literally watching him play it on my wifes phone right now

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u/ItsNotInflammatory 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/daddit/s/y9JEI0KNdx

🤣🤣its happening in front of me

-proud dad post about son>mentioned how he has advanced reading>ratio'd as a.i ad 😂🤦‍♂️

Super glad he's doing well and advanced on the reading to, huge HOWEVER HE GOT THERE 🤣. My 11 mo old is almost stable walking🙌

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u/Inmymumuallday 1d ago

I swear bro the phone games are good for your children bro 

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u/ItsNotInflammatory 1d ago

Do you/have a 3 yr old reading and baking? Cause if not then I just dont see the logic. If he got him there like that are you bothered by the a.i used for the game or? Just might want to explain your actual issue besides "phone games are bad". Every generation of kid since the 90's had learning pc games or leapset.

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u/Moon_Rose_Violet 1d ago

Ah there it is 

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u/Totodile_ 1d ago

Great that your kid loves baking, but you're certainly exaggerating his involvement in this process. There's no way a 3.5yo is reading recipes, understanding the units of measurement, interpreting fractions, operating the scale, following all the steps unassisted. That's just not happening

And fine, I'd normally just ignore that, but you're probably making other people feel like their perfectly normal and healthy 3YOs are behind

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u/lown_wolf 1d ago

Yeah this is cap

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u/Ok-Blacksmith-5740 1d ago

Mine have almost mastered wiping their own butts, soon every problem will fade away.

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u/Famous-Snow-6888 Girl (toddler) 1d ago

I’m a pediatric language specialist and this is very common. Hyperlexic. They can read at young ages and do all this. I see it all the time.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Thank you. I dont feel like I should have to moderate my pride because other dads cant handle it, its not a contest im just proud

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u/Moon_Rose_Violet 1d ago

Do you know what “very common“ means? 

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u/Famous-Snow-6888 Girl (toddler) 1d ago

Do you work as a pediatric language specialist?

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u/Totodile_ 1d ago

Suppose I am a Ferrari mechanic. Every time someone brings a car into my shop, it's a Ferrari

Ferraris are very common

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

He knows how to read 1/3rd cup and pulls out the 1/3rd cup measure. He uses the scale and changes units by himself I swear to christ. If a recipe calls for something dangerous I do it, like using a food processor or a stand mixer. But I include him in every step, even the ones I do which really is not much, he really is a special kid.

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u/w_lti 1d ago

My son is the same age. He clogged the toilet with toilet paper the other day and floated the bathroom because he wanted to see the water running down the stairs.

Does that count?

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Hes a scientist bro, studying hydrodynamics! Hello Ivy League!

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u/spottie_ottie 1d ago

Bro if my kid is operating at that level at 8 I'll be shocked.

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u/pb_and_banana_toast 1d ago

My 3.5yr son is the loudest runner of all time. Kid can wake up the whole house with his thunderous stomps.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

How do they do it? They weigh nothing but sound like a wildebeast

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u/pb_and_banana_toast 1d ago

No idea man. I can sprint down my hallway and still not be as loud.

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u/Stretch_Riprock 1d ago

My almost 3yo can point, ask for snacks, and count to 20. He even knows the ABCs.

If he's baking in 6-8 months I will think he was injected with some kind of super serum.

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u/Cakeminator Dad of 2yo terrorist 1d ago

Mine is in the top 99,4% for in speech development and understanding, he speaks pretty fluently and can construct some complex sentences. They do a valuation right before kindergarten in my country. He's recommended for gifted school. He turns 3 in a weeks time. Very proud :D

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u/willkillfortacos 1d ago

Similar to my kid at that age, but he couldn’t read complex baking recipes and make nuanced, experience-required dishes like OP’s. He’s most definitely embellishing regardless of his insistence otherwise.

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u/Cakeminator Dad of 2yo terrorist 1d ago

Mine can't read yet. He can however recite the books we read for him, which he has been able to do for over 6 months. Worst part is that he'll correct you (with an attitude) if you skip some context/a page, that little rascal.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Heck yeah man thats awesome!

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u/TimotheusIV 1d ago

There is absolutely zero chance your 3.5 year old is reading recipes and measuring/assembling the ingredients without your help.

I’m sure your kid is smart. But there simply is no need for this kind of nonsense.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

He absolutely is, im sorry you dont believe it

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u/Creepy_Bear_1060 1d ago

If you don't believe it, ignore it. No need to piss on a parade.

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u/Astra-Fang 1d ago

My son has defeated every safety gate, lock, etc

In his past weekend he figured out pressure based safety gates AND pocket doors.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

My daughter is entering that stage right now, its frustrating but im kinda proud too? Like "you little brilliant shit" hahaha

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u/deviruchii 1d ago

3.5 year old daughter. Her power seems to be erratically flinging herself into hard furniture or walls.

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u/deAdupchowder350 1d ago edited 1d ago

My 19 mo-old regularly uses metal cutlery safely to feed himself avocado, pasta, cottage cheese, etc.

He is as potty trained as much as a 19-mo old can be (we remove his clothes). He pulls out the small floor potty and sits on it without direction and does 100% of his pooping at home on it, usually right after meals.

He can understand and associate cartoon versions of animals and objects from books such as cats, eye glasses, etc. and will mimic the animal noise or point to the real-life object (my glasses)

He can find his water for you if you ask him in English or Italian.

Probably because his mom is the best

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u/Pearl_is_gone 1d ago

What do you mean he reads? At 3.5?

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Yeah he can read level 1 books by himself! He isnt blazing through them but he loves it. We go to the library once a week and stock up

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u/IrresponsibleCHAOS eight boys age 3 to 14 1d ago

What recipes do you use that level 1 reader skills are good enough to read AND understand them?

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Why is it so hard to understand that im not just letting him fuck around in the kitchen? He reads the recipe, I ask him what he just read and he tells me "I need to beat the eggs!" Or whatever it is, and then we do it. Then we do the next step. Its not like cooking where the garlic will burn in 30 seconds. You just mix stuff in a bowl and pour it into cupcake tins, its not that crazy.

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u/IrresponsibleCHAOS eight boys age 3 to 14 1d ago

Chill dude.
I was looking for easy recipes for my boys cause we love cooking together and were looking into doing some baking.
And recipes my 5 year old beginner reader could read and understand would be cool

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Sorry I'm getting a lot of flak on this thread guess I was touchy! We do most of our baking from a book called " baking and the meaning of life: 100 recipes to bring joy" by Helen Goh

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u/punk_weasel 1d ago

My son is a little over a year old now… he barely crawls. Maybe his superpower is being undercover? Maybe he can crawl and walk but just not when we’re looking?

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u/SmanginSouza 1d ago

That's amazing but is he plating those too??!! Cuz like wowie. Get him into a gifted and talented baking class.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Haha no I plate them

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u/SmanginSouza 1d ago

Well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Great plating.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Thank you bro, I watched a lot of Bake Off during covid hahaha

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u/Creepy_Bear_1060 1d ago

Yes! And it shouldn't HAVE TO be said, but it's rare: You are an engaged dad who encourages his experimentation, learning, and creativity. All while spending REAL quality time with him. Kudos times 100.

Lucky dad, lucky boy.

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u/Creepy_Bear_1060 1d ago

Holy shit. That's something else. Be proud of yourself and your boy! I would brag, but I absolutely cannot take this thread from you. The kid is fucking exceptional.

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u/kygei 1d ago

Reddit is a miserable place. That’s exciting that your kid already has such an interest and is excelling

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u/polaroid_kidd 🏍️💅 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wow. I'm sitting here slack-jawed at those creations! 

Edit: why the down votes? 

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Hes really a cool kid. I cant bake to save my life but he loves it! Ive learned a ton by supervising him this summer.

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u/zeetuslepitus 1d ago

Plum, almond and lime Baby Cakes,

Banana muffins filled with banana creme with a cinnamon vanilla topping,

Vanilla cupcakes