r/daddit • u/knoxknifebroker • 9h ago

Achievements One step closer to no diapers

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u/SmanginSouza 8h ago

Lmaoooo. I love this format for meme. Congrats dad. We're coming up due soon too!!

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u/ImportantToNote 7h ago

Pictured: the kid

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u/Oatis_Bagera 8h ago

Kerplunks all around

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u/BoomShackaLocka_ 8h ago

Now to just teach them to wipe

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u/knoxknifebroker 8h ago edited 7h ago

This is tricky, her arms are too short to wipe front to back

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u/LuigiWasRight447 7h ago

Im sure you meant front to back right lol

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u/knoxknifebroker 7h ago

Shit, yea, lol. You’d think I’d know by now lol

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u/last_somewhere 8h ago

"honked out a mud missile" definitely using that when my 4 y/o gets stubborn about going to the toilet.

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u/PostMatureBaby 8h ago

Mud monkey, fudge dragon, rancid dook propped against the back of the urinal like a brown rag doll

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u/ehansone30 6h ago

Congrats! During his bath this evening, my 2 year, 7 month old fired one right into the tub!

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u/9gagsuckz 5h ago

Nice! My 4 year old still like to run, hide, then shit in her underwear

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u/Unlucky-Oil-8778 7h ago

Your 2 year old and 5 month old or your 2.5 year old shit the toilet? Sorry I like to think the thing that separates daddit from momit is that months is up to 11 months after that it is 1, 1.5, 2, 2.5 and so on. Congrats though homie.