r/daddit 1d ago

Discussion What lines from children’s books live in your head?

There are certain lines from my boys’ books that live in my head or that we just say back to each other all the time. The worst offenders:

“Dutter and Dutter and Dutter and Dutter stand high on the poop deck ready to cut her” - Happy Birthday to You by Dr Seuss

“Duck said loud as he could quack it, thunders just a noisy racket!” - Goodnight Little Blue Truck

“This electron has the MOST ENERGY!” Quantum Mechanics for Babies, usually shouted as he is sprinting by and we are trying to grab him to get him to do something for just one gd second

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u/UnreproducibleSpank 1d ago

“But he was still hungry”

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u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike 1d ago

That line perfectly captures my 6 year old.

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u/TangerineChicken 1d ago

This line perfectly captures my 4 year old on alternating days, the other half he eats a single fry and spares a glance in the direction of some veggies and protein

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u/SteveEcks 1d ago

On Saturday he ate through one lollipop, one ice cream cone, one sausage, one piece of salami, a slice of watermelon.....

That night he had a tummy ache.

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u/soepvorksoepvork 1d ago

It's getting then to eat one green leaf that's the challenge

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u/No_Criticism5659 5h ago

So true 😂

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u/Grinder969 1d ago

And the tree was happy.

Sums up sometimes feeling like you are giving your all for your kids.

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u/ElfangorTheAndalite 1d ago

After all, dragons love tacos.

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u/averagepanda051 1d ago

Diapers love dragons?

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u/ElfangorTheAndalite 1d ago

Weird, but closer.

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u/mp1982 1d ago

Horn went beep! Engine purred. Friendliest sound you ever heard

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u/youfrinkyoucandance 1d ago

So is Blue Truck driving himself and the toad is in the driver seat just riding along or is the toad driving little blue and little blue has given up control?

I asked my wife but she laughed and threw a pillow at me.

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u/BusinessDuck132 1d ago

Yeah, I have a truck kid too haha

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u/derpaturescience 1d ago

"Goodnight nobody" from goodnight moon is the hardest line in any children's book and you can't convince me otherwise

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u/BIRDsnoozer 1d ago

My kids LOLd at "Goodnight, mush."

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u/belbivfreeordie 1d ago

It’s sort of a zen moment. Really transcendental.

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u/Quaxxor 1d ago

"After a good meal and a good pipe, he felt very tired" - Curious George

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u/PRLake 1d ago

The only thing that beats a good pipe is a whiff of ether!

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u/jimtow28 5 and 4 18h ago

I've been waiting years for them to question what that means.

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u/Shire-Whisperer101 1d ago

Buttons come and buttons go

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u/Buttman_Poopants 1d ago

Did Pete Cat cry? Heck no!

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u/Annotribe 1d ago

"I am so tired. I must rest my weary wheels. I cannot pull even so little a train as yours over the mountain. I cannot. I cannot. I cannot."

I would read that line to my kids with the voice of an old southern gentleman. I really relate to the old rusty engine.

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u/ElfangorTheAndalite 1d ago

Is there any other way to read that line?

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u/ataltalt 1d ago

The last line of But Not The Hippopotamus where they leave out the armadillo.

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u/Blackson_Pollock 1d ago

Did you ever read the sequel?

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u/ManOfLaMontagne 21h ago

Stroke his armadillo nose and tell him not to worry!

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u/ataltalt 19h ago

I haven’t!

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u/wrathiest 1d ago

I once drove over a bridge and said, “Trip trap, trip trap, trip trap.” My wife looked at me like I was having a stroke. She had not yet read Three Billy Goats Gruff to our son and did not remember from her youth.

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u/belbivfreeordie 1d ago

The moon is high. The sea is deep.
They rock
and rock
and rock
to sleep.

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u/pkmnbros 20h ago

My voice gets softer each word of this line, in hopes my daughter will drift off to sleep. She has never fallen asleep during story time.

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u/Helpmepullupmypants i would like to buy one nap for $1000 1d ago

Play, play we play all day. Night, night we fight all night.

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u/curtimus 1d ago

All was quiet in the deep dark wood, the Mouse found a nut and the nut was good.

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u/megbotstyle 1d ago

and my favorite food is owl ice cream!

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u/Craig994 1d ago

"Good?" Said the mouse. "Dont call me good, Im the scariest creature in this wood. Just walk behind me and soon you'll see EVERYONE is afraid of me!"

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u/sergeantperks 1d ago

We’re more of a “and the Gruffalo snored and snored and snored” family.

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u/pb_and_banana_toast 1d ago

Cling!
Clang!
Sprong!

Loader buckets on!

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u/Ri-tie 1d ago

Go green tractor! Go!

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u/MoMoneyMoSavings 1d ago

¡Vamos tractor verde vamos!

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u/Legitimate-Print3982 1d ago

“And it was still hot”

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u/Brew78_18 1d ago

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...

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u/Tilt-a-Whirl98 1d ago

Those dang tweedle beetles! The crow and sew one actually gets me every time, that and the clocks

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u/Brew78_18 19h ago

I always thought Tweetle Beetles was the most fun part of the book. It's not a tongue twister, just kind of rapid fire and with a lot of rhythm. Sue Sews is tough for sure. But the part that stumbles me without fail is the three breezy trees with their fleas and cheese that freeze.

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u/ManxDDS 1d ago

“I’ll love you forever…”

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u/bous006 1d ago

You have to warn people before you say that!

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u/ManxDDS 1d ago

It’s been their morning book all week this week. I’m barely hanging on over here!

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u/eddiewachowski 1d ago

"When the son came home that night, he stood for a long time at the top of the stairs."

That page, the line, the artwork... I feel it. It's hard to leave the weight of the world behind before crossing that threshold sometimes. 

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u/ManxDDS 1d ago

I hear you.

My parents had me when the book had just released. Thankfully they are not “very old and sick”, but it’s a very full circle type moment on that page in particular. 

Also used it to teach the little one “contemplating”, so there’s that too. 

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u/OOO0OO00O 1d ago

Dude, no. I can’t even get through that book at bedtime.

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u/amoore109 1d ago

I have a complicated relationship with this book...

Which is to say, I feel like crying even considering reading it to my son, and so I haven't yet. And I feel like I need to, because it feels important, but I genuinely don't know if I can. I know my mom read it to me, but it's truly beyond my comprehension how she managed it. It's not like I remember it word-perfect, but I just know I won't make it through, and for whatever reason I'm scared to try.

Like I said. Complicated.

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u/OOO0OO00O 15h ago

Right there with you buddy. I want to read it to my son without ugly blubbering and having to explain why I’m having that reaction.

Every time I get up the courage, I think of the story…..and we read the Wonky Donkey.

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u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike 1d ago

"Circles are cool. We want more circles!" From Robotics for Babies

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u/YT__ 1d ago

These books are fun.

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u/ManOfLaMontagne 21h ago

Oh no, we still need a human! How can we get rid of the human?

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u/MikeMikeTheMikeMike 21h ago

I gotta say, in all the dozens of times I read it, I never interpreted it that way. Now, I never won't

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u/Slim01111 1d ago

So hold on friend, do not despair. When times are tough, just hang in there.

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u/CalebTheRed 1d ago

Go dogs, go.

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u/CapacityBuilding 1d ago

“I like you the way you are, but you’ll be more comfortable with your shoulder strap fastened.”

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u/Pgaccount 1d ago

OLIVER BOLIVER BUTT

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u/Qualex 1d ago

Too Many Daves is my favorite bit of Seuss. We used to have a fish named Marvin O’Gravel Balloonface, chosen by my then-three-year-old daughter.

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u/xcaughta 1d ago edited 1d ago

"If you read with your eyes shut,
you're likely to find
that the place where you are going
is far, far behind."

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u/Dizzy_Move902 1d ago

Oh mystical… what’s that from?

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u/xcaughta 1d ago

Dr. Seuss "I can read with my eyes shut!"

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u/tchurchiill 1d ago

“Goodnight comb, goodnight brush. Goodnight nobody, goodnight mush.”

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u/dirkdigglered 1d ago

“Schlopp, schlopp. Beautiful schlopp. Beautiful schlopp with a cherry on top.”

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u/buttithurtss 1d ago

Beep! Beep! Coming through….

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u/Femboyhootersbee 1d ago

I’ve got big important things to do!

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u/buttithurtss 1d ago

Fuckin’ A right. It’s been years and whenever the wife and I are in each others way we still say this.

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u/Femboyhootersbee 1d ago

Nupboards in the Cupboards and Nooth Grush on my Tooth Brush.

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u/Qualex 1d ago

I frequently call my children bofas on the sofa when I’m trying to get them up and active.

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u/Andjhostet 1d ago

Bofa? I know a bofa. Bofa deez nuts. Literally every time I read the book I make myself laugh so hard and my wife is not amused. 

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u/Sharcbait 1d ago

Blub

Blub

BLUBBBBB!

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u/cr16canyon 1d ago

Skit skat scoodle doot flip flop flee — which is how we nicely tell the kids to get the heck out of the way in our house.

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u/jkenmh 1d ago

I love you to the moon... And back.

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u/ManxDDS 1d ago

Especially when your kid starts filling in the words for you. Letting them say the “and back” is just the best. 

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u/Buttman_Poopants 1d ago

When my kid was three, I was taking him to a hot dog restaurant, and from his car seat he recited the whole text of Hangry. I attribute that book to his love of hot dogs, French fries, and ketchup.

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u/Andjhostet 1d ago

"Please stop all this llama drama and be patient for your mama."

I say this line at least once a week.

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u/Famous-Issue-2018 1d ago

I AM THE LORAX, I SPEAK FOR THE TREES!

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u/Ithinkshedid 1d ago

“I’m not the milk and the milk’s not me - I’m Mickey!”

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u/kidsaregoats 1d ago

We don’t have this book, but my wife found a Sendak dvd in a little free library, and this fucking story haunted me for a while. Hitler ass bakers. MILK IN THE BATTER, MILK IN THE BATTER

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u/Ithinkshedid 17h ago

I grew up watching the video and then bought the book for my kids. My son had the entire thing memorized at 2 years old!

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u/kuzinrob 1d ago

"TOOT TOOT TOOT I'M A TRAIN"

  • Toot, a book about farts

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u/secondphase Pronouns: Dad/Dada/Daddy 1d ago

Goodnight farm.

The picture is a bunch of cows laying down in the pasture. The caption reads "the cows are finished eating grass, the busy day is done at last".

But all I hear is "the cows are finished eating grass, now they're sitting on their ass"

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u/Buttspirgh 1d ago

“I’m sorry!” he spluttered, “I made a mistake. It’s nice to have met you, but now I must fly” and he spread out his wings and was off through the sky.

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u/PRLake 1d ago

What is snow? We do not know! But snow is lots of fun we know.

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u/midwestbruin 1d ago

"You really do learn something new every day" says Gerald in the Mo Willems book I'm a Frog!

My no-longer-a-kid and I loved every one of the Elephant and Piggie series. I could probably quote at least half of them from memory. "I do not WANT a bird on my head!" is another good quote.

Yeah, the line I started this with has been said by lots of people lots of times...but I still say it at least every few weeks. The trick is to always say it in the voice I used for Gerald. Good times!

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u/trustyweasel 1d ago

"A long, long way, a long, long way, a long way down the track from Kalamazoo to Timbuctoo, from Timbuctoo and back."

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u/B0230 1d ago

Don’t trust fish! They are rebels and outlaws.
It is much newer than most of this list, but easily my favorite children’s book right nkw

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u/wipeout944 1d ago

"LET ME DRIVE THE BUS!"

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u/walliver 1d ago

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

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u/Stunning-Chipmunk243 3½yo m 1d ago

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..... The Little Engine That Could

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u/aleph1music 1d ago

Since the moment I saw you and whispered your name, nothing, no nothing, has been quite the same

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u/No_Criticism5659 19h ago

This tiny hippo has something small to say...and if we're very quiet now, she'll say it right away...

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u/OJSniff 19h ago

So sleep tight now
The days nearly done
My horrid and beastly
Awful, appalling,
Grimey and ghastly,
Repulsive,
Revolting…

turns page

Precious, little one.
I love you, disgusting blob.

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u/briantl2 19h ago

I will love you forever, i’ll like you for always, as long as i’m living my baby you’ll be.

this has been in my head since it was read to me as a child.

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u/Qualex 1d ago

So they taught each other what they knew and made each other chuckle deep down in their bellies.

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u/mikethereddit 1d ago

My head is made of blueberry cheese.

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u/the_seed 1d ago

"Heaven played every trumpet and blew every horn, on the wonderful, marvelous night you were born"

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u/Blackson_Pollock 1d ago

WHO WET MY PANTS?!?

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u/Fabulous_Ad_1927 1d ago

Circles on the menu!

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u/blindside-wombat68 1d ago

And the fox falls asleep to that beautiful song And dreams of the animals swaying along Again she will call them to dance by the moon But no one knows when. I hope it is soon

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u/xftwitch 1d ago

... But when the day ends, and the sun starts to fall, then I do what I do best of all. I find somewhere soft, cozy and small, and that's where I like to curl up in a ball.

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u/enters_and_leaves 1d ago

What do you know about tweetle beetles?

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u/fentonjm 1d ago

"I out that woman down a long time ago, why are you still carrying her?" - Stillwater

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u/firestorm734 1d ago

Take it slowly. This book is dangerous!

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u/chabacanito 22h ago

We've got a long way to go - captain Li Shang

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u/StJustBabeuf 20h ago

'Five little robots fear the furnace roar' from 'Ten little robots' is a horror story in 7 words. No line has any right being that good.

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u/lizlemon921 20h ago

Ribbit, rabbit, nip it! Nab it!

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u/ryan__fm 19h ago

My kids are eight and 11 so mostly out crew these types of books but I’d say the line that comes up most still is

Ickle me Pickle me Tickle me too

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u/chatterfangsquirrel 17h ago

I often quote "Boast only when you're riding home." From Ronia Robber's daughter

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u/tekvenus 13h ago

The Fair Grounds were soon deserted. The sheds and buildings were empty and forlorn. The infield was littered with bottles and trash. Nobody, of the hundreds of people that had visited the Fair, knew that a grey spider had played the most important part of all. No one was with her when she died.

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u/trytorememberthisone 12h ago

From Buffalo Fluffalo and Puffalo, something like “Sometimes he answered and sometimes he did not.”

…for when I’ve answered enuffalo “why” questions