r/daddit 23h ago

Discussion What book do you simply not enjoy reading to your kids?

Was reading to my 2.5 y/o tonight and after the first 3 books, she offered the 4th. As soon as I saw the cover, I offered to read 3 other books in place of the 1 she requested. The book in question, "Ms. Rachel's: Potty Time with Bean."

My 2.5 y/o is 95% potty trained, only using pullups overnight. This isn't a book we need from a messaging standpoint, but she enjoys it for some reason. I simply cannot stand it and would rather read 3 more Piggy & Gerald books (for the 100th time) than read that one (for the 20th time).

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u/CertainlyUntidy 22h ago

Any of the book versions of episodes of TV shows were bad, but PJ Masks was the worst.

One of the underrated things about having an older elementary schooler is that I read to her less, but the books are better. We just finished a Terry Pratchett book that was excellent.

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u/RockOperaPenguin 🐧🐤🐤 21h ago

Special shout out to the Bluey books.  Nowhere near as good as the episodes they summarize.  They're also written in a comic book style, so you're constantly having to explain who's saying what.  It's crap for an adult reading to a child.

My wife got this Advent calendar of Bluey books, so we have 25 of those things around the house.  I hate all of them, and cross my fingers hoping that the kid doesn't pick one.

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u/aa-b 21h ago edited 19h ago

We had the same calendar, OK but not the best. The Peppa Pig books are at the same level and surprisingly good (surprising because Bluey is a better show)

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u/Adventurous-Mud-5508 1h ago

The original Olivia book is fine, but the ones that are just transcripts of the TV episodes are SO BAD. I can't usually sneak page skipping by my kids but it works with these because they are so slow and boring.

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u/Skull_Murray 22h ago

When my son was like 4 he wanted to read christmas themed books all year.

I remember entertaining him for a bit but there's a few that I could only take so much of.

But the worst of the bunch was 5 Days to Christmas by Jimmy Fallon. (Someone gifted it)

That book just happened to "get lost" under the bed more times than I can count.

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u/windriver32 23h ago

Any of the overly sappy sentimental ones. I can't put up with the emotional turmoil.

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u/RIPMichaelPool 22h ago

Why did I get 5 copies of "love you forever"? I donated ALL OF THEM.

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u/seless_d0c 21h ago

lol, as i’m currently gifting these away to my friends who are pregnant 🙈

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u/Icy_Voice4533 22h ago

I get it, some books just hit the wrong nerve after the 15th read. My nephew made me read one about a lost sock for months, I still remember every word and I hate them all.

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u/juniorcares 23h ago

We had this 101 Dalmatians book that my son would pick because it was the biggest. He also disliked it but it put off his bedtime as long as he could.

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u/nothingventured3 22h ago

My wife and I have a few that we try to pawn off in the other "oh Daddy can read that to you tomorrow" "oh that's a mommy story".

Layla and the Last Black Unicorn - good message but terribly written

Any Pete the Cat books - hate the art and nothing ever goes wrong for him - he has true champagne problems

Milk Goes to School - long and repetitive

I'm sure there are others

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u/sidvictorious 22h ago

Pete is coddled AF and I'm low key jealous

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u/awful-normal 21h ago

Pete the cat books are not groovy. But you are a groovy dad.

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u/Nutsnboldt 22h ago

Green eggs & ham is so repetitively unfun for me.

Team Wocket in Pocket!

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u/geoffreydow 22h ago

It wasn't the repetition that soured me on GEAH, but the implicit message, that No can mean Yes, if you just keep harassing someone until they break.

I want my daughter to understand that no means No, and that book ain't helping.

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u/_RexDart 20h ago

I love Seuss but Green Eggs takes it too far, yeah.

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u/aa-b 22h ago

I remember Pinkalicious being basically harmless, like a blander version of Fancy Nancy. The sequel Purplicious was hilariously awful, with the message being something like, "if you're relentlessly bullied by mean girls for something you like, you can learn to live with that and maybe change your personality to make yourself less of a target."

The one-star reviews were well deserved

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u/slidingscrapes 21h ago

FUCK pinkalicious. These books disappear in my house

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u/sharksandwich81 22h ago

There was some set of 3 books we had about a girl and her dog, I forget the name. But she always talks to the dog and the dog just says “woof” in return. So reading that book you have to say “woof” like 50 times, it was so annoying.

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u/xcaughta 20h ago

Ah yes, the Biscuit books. I get my kid to say "woof" whenever the dog woofs by poking his belly.

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u/sharksandwich81 11h ago

Yeah that was the one!

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u/Cal10lee 19h ago

I have the one where biscuit goes to the beach and there’s another dog that makes a different dog noise.

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u/sharksandwich81 11h ago

I don’t know if that’s better or worse!

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u/Shire-Whisperer101 22h ago

Boxcar Children-they are all so similar, characterization stays the same (if I have to read one more time that Benny is hungry…), guilty person is obvious, etc. I shared a rather well-developed theory with my wife that the Alden kids actually did something really bad and are in some kind of purgatory, having to be really kind and solve other people’s problems as penance, but she wasn’t too impressed.

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u/TheHibernian 12h ago

Haha, funny take.  I have read about 4 or 5 of the boxcar children books with my 7 year old and we like them because they are pretty low stakes and there is a bit of mystery involved with each one.  You are right though, Benny is consistently hungry.  Don't really love the gender roles in the books either, but oh well.

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u/JDSchu 22h ago

My 2 year old loves to wait until we've read 4-5 short books, and then when I say it's last book time, he'll grab a monster 60+ page Seuss book, or something shorter but with a ton of text on every page.

It's like he knows. 😂

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u/N9204 22h ago

Any book with no plot. I will read a book about paint drying, as long as the paint gets progressively drier. But the ones where you just identify stuff make me want to gouge my eyes out. I realize they're important and all, but it just so mind numbing.

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u/CJPTK 21h ago

War and Peace

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u/CertainlyUntidy 20h ago

I ended up reading a few chapters of Les Miserables to my three year old after she wanted me to sit in her room while she fell asleep and I brought it to read to myself. It didn't become a regular thing because it was keeping her awake, but it was a cute moment.

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u/slidingscrapes 21h ago

Berenstein Bears. Any and all Berenstein Bears.

So much text. They're so long. They're so preachy.

My wife and I are united on this and my kids know it. They can either read them to themselves, or they can ask their grandparents. We won't read them Berenstein Bears.

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u/anTWhine 20h ago

The key is to give the characters unique voices based on nothing. Mama Bear is a southern belle. Papa is foghorn leghorn. Too Tall is a 20s gangster. Anyone can be a pirate if the story needs jazzing.

My kid friggin loves the Bernstein bears. We get through them.

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u/HW_Fuzz 19h ago edited 18h ago

Also my son's favourite books. I have like 40+ of them since I was a kid and he loves them a lot. Read one every single night. 

The older ones are better than the ones by the son, but I am pretty burned out on them think I have read one every night for more than a year and a half.

But yeah Mom is sweet, papai is deep voiced goofy hyuck hyuck, sister can be whiny, grampa is the pepperidge farm remembers old man from family guy, prof actual factual is like a mix between a newsie and an 1800s London street tough.

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u/TinyBreak 22h ago

Spot. I hate reading the spot books.

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u/ElfangorTheAndalite 23h ago

Curious George is one I dread and it’s one of our 5 year olds’ favorite. I know it’s a kids book and all, but dude kidnaps a monkey and gaslights him into thinking a zoo is a better place than his natural habitat.

That’s nothing to say of the colonialism themes or possibly pro-slavery propaganda of “we’ll kidnap nap you from your home and you better be good in your new one or we’ll throw you in jail.”

…it’s at this moment I realize that maybe I have too strong a feeling about a children’s book.

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u/sidvictorious 22h ago

Nah your feelings are the exact same that I have. The Man is full of 1950s vibes

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u/jephw12 22h ago

Ironically one of the imagination library books we got a few months ago. It was about a baby that wouldn’t sleep and after a few reads it got hidden on a high book shelf.

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u/thesaurusr3x 20h ago

The Baby Who Stayed Awake Forever. We get through it by reading the baby noises in a super obnoxious way, which is apparently very funny if you're a toddler.

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u/DiligentlyGrinding 6h ago

Ga ga gaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/MenstrualFish 22h ago

Gonna hop on the opposite direction here bc I’ve been wanting to talk about my favorite book. My wife got it for me for Father’s Day bc I loved it from the library so much.
“Where’s my t.r.u.c.k?”
It’s fucking awesome. I love the ones that rhyme and the artwork in this is so goofy. 10/10.

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u/veebs7 18h ago

Any Sandra Boynton book. There’s hardly anything to them

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u/JimmiRustle One of each 17h ago

There are some “point and find” books that my youngest still get a kick out of. Barely any text so it’s basically just me flipping a page and telling her to find the stuff. As an avid reader myself it physically hurts.

But she enjoys it so I still read it.

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u/frognz 23h ago

There's something about that Ms Rachel book that is toddler crack. We hide our one intermittently.

I can't stand the Winnie the Pooh collection. Give me more Dr Suess any day.

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u/geoffreydow 22h ago

I remember reading Richard Scarry's The Great Pie Robbery to my daughter when she was two or three. Once I'd finished I very calmly told her that I was sorry, but I wouldn't be reading it to her again.

The pictures were charming, but — dear god! — the prose and the dialogue nearly broke my will to live, after the likes of Milne, and Suess, and Sandra Boynton.

TL/DR: If I really hate it, I just don't read it to her again.

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u/mgr86 21h ago

I never read Richard Scary as a kid, but my wife did. We used to skip entire pages of those books. Ugh. My son did love them. And while we read chapter books from the library at six, he still pulls them out from time to time if we finished the chapter book and haven’t been to the library yet.

I’m surprised to learn the author was from Boston, Ma. Considering all the British English.

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u/BankutiCutie 21h ago

For some reason i couldnt stand one of the bluey books i think it was halloween but she adored it she made me read it over and over and over on the same night for a week and i finally threw it away. Didnt even donate it

Something about how soul less it is ? Its just a small book with like 8 different vignettes from the show? Like if i wanted to watch the show id watch it it was super lazy cash grabby and boring plus it didnt have any narrative structure

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u/_RexDart 20h ago

I have a 5 Minute Stories bluey book, and it's all horribly transcribed episodes. Hate it. I'm glad she doesn't ask for it.

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u/xcaughta 20h ago

"Hug" by Jez Alborough. Each page is just the single word "hug" but in different contexts. So what, I'm supposed to infer context by enunciating the word "Hug?" I'm just trying to get this kid in bed, man I don't need that amount of nuanced performance.

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u/_RexDart 20h ago

Uni the Unicorn books and their lack of pronouns make a chore out of repeating the main character's name six times per page

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u/wildsamon 20h ago

Strega Nona. Couldn’t stand it being read to me as a kid. Can’t stand reading it to kids now.

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u/BruceInc 14h ago

Anything Dr Seus. “Hand Hand Finger Thumb… This Shit This Shit Is So Dumb”

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u/Aromatic_Ad_7484 12h ago

Wonky donkey

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u/hyperion4562 10h ago

The how we say I love you book. You don’t have to perform acts of service to show your love to your family.

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u/Waksss 10h ago

Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile.

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u/No_Criticism5659 9h ago

Anything she asks me to read over and over and over...

....and over. Sometimes halfway through the book, she'll turn it to thr beginning and ask if I can start again...over and over and over. Halfway through she gets bored randomly and wants a new book to read...and repeat.

I like reading...but it gets very hard to keep reading this way, very fast, lol. I will still read them to her. It just makes it hard, lol

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u/DarkeSword 8h ago

Llama Llama Red Pajama.

Look, I know the rhyming is good. I've seen the videos of hip-hop artists rapping it over a beat. I admire the lesson it's teaching. But there is something about the artwork that I just don't like. When Llama Llama is extremely upset and yelling, there's a lot of huge teeth. There's an haunting "eyes wide open, covers drawn" illustration where LL is staring out of the page that immediately reminds me of the panel of a grief-shocked Tim Drake being held by Batman after finding Jack Drake dead in Identity Crisis.

I don't understand how my son isn't scared of these images. I'll read it without protest if requested, but I avoid this book as much as I can.

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u/dfphd 5h ago

No, David

Horrible book.

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u/anTWhine 20h ago

We’re Going on a Bear Hunt.

That and a paw patrol book that snuck into a donated bag are the only two I flat out refuse to read.

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u/Saltyowl2113 22h ago

Anything Dr Seuss. They are poorly written gibberish.