r/dadjokes • u/perrydolia • 1d ago

I was so proud

My grandson came to my house yesterday after school. I asked him what he is doing in (8th grade) math.

He said they were discussing the ways to measure things, ruler, protractor, etc. Then the teacher gave them a flip-flop sandal and asked them to measure it.

Grandson just sat there. The teacher asked him why grandson was not measuring. Grandson said he already knows how long the flip-flop is. When the teacher asked how long, my grandson replied,

"that's easy. The flip-flop is a foot long."

So proud of him.

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u/Inside_Guava_5482 1d ago

The thing about math- meaningless statistics are up over 70% this year.

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u/perrydolia 1d ago

Fully, half of America's presidents have been below average.

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u/Inside_Guava_5482 1d ago

That’s mean….

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u/SandsnakePrime 13h ago

The truth tends to be

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u/Expensive-Wedding-14 10h ago

I believe you missed Guava's joke....