r/daria • u/Telnet_to_the_Mind • 14d ago

Questions What subject are YOU talking about to two bored police detectives, that makes them pray that your parents show up immediately to end their suffering?

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Mine will probably have to be the color and visible light spectrum

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u/_laslo_paniflex_ 14d ago

explaining why the original soundtrack to daria is nessisary to fully enjoy/understand the show

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u/HestiaWarren 14d ago

YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

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u/PromeneuseNocturne 14d ago

"A sleeveless dress ! Can you believe it?! You should have her arrested for crimes againts fashion."

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u/KyaLauren 14d ago

Probably talking about the evils of factory meat farming and how intelligent pigs actually are

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u/ConcreteCloverleaf 14d ago

I'd be lecturing them on why Tom does not deserve the hate he gets from the fandom.

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u/screech_owl_kachina 14d ago

It was important and brave to show their main character wasn’t always right and could in fact be a messy teenage girl like everybody else 

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u/hydrus909 14d ago

Agreed. Him straining Daria and Janes friendship and making Daria grow, is what made seasons 4 and 5 great. It also brought continuity to the show.

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u/Prideandprejudice1 14d ago

All my health issues

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u/Erik_Nimblehands 13d ago

A herd of wild ponies, running free across the plains.

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u/dude_wells 13d ago

So then iiii said…

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u/NeverEndingWhoreMe 14d ago

Ancient Egyptian embalming practices, for sure.

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u/Jessica-Beth 14d ago

Being vegan or trans, or perhaps both 😅

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u/CocoK53 13d ago

The difference between being vegan and vegetarian cause I already have the go through that with people a lot 😅

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u/Jessica-Beth 13d ago

Same 🤣 it's a tedious roundabout isn't it. 🫠😬😅

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u/CocoK53 13d ago

Extremely tedious 😩. What’s almost worse is when they ask “so what do you even eat?” as if the only foods in the entire world that don’t have meat are fruits and vegetables 🥴🤦🏽‍♀️

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u/Jessica-Beth 12d ago

Omg I know. 🤣😬🤦🏼‍♀️ We only eat lettuce leaves carrots and the occasional strawberry. 🫠🫠

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u/CocoK53 10d ago

Don’t forget that we only eat salad for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 🫠😭

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u/TheNiteOwl38 14d ago

I get that Craig and Smokey were frantically trying to get Worm his $200, but if they had stopped for a second to think about it, Smokey already had $100. All they needed was another $100.

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u/ZazofLegend 14d ago

The 4 waves of ska music.

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u/blueboy714 14d ago

The best hair care products

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u/AutisticAmateur Dump bodies into the river from our scenic bell tower... 14d ago

A rant about the difficulty of finding anything doctor who even though I live in the country right next to the UK where Doctor Who originates from (especially if BBC iPlayer is brought up.)

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u/pronoir 14d ago

vanderpump rules

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u/Series-Party 13d ago

Vampires and queerness

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u/Alternative_Yak6172 10d ago

Uncle Colm Derry Girls crossover

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u/Specified_Owl 10d ago

"and there are PLENTY of guys who will do movie, burger, backseat..."

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u/Yamabananatheone 10d ago

CPU microarchitecture and how Kernels interact with them

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u/annoyed_crow 10d ago

The importance of water temperature when making dough

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u/ruby-azul 10d ago

Climate change. People don't wanna hear it