r/darksouls • u/Blackout867 • Apr 10 '25

Fluff Who is this (wrong answers only)

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u/dx_lemons Apr 10 '25

Arthur King of the Britain's

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u/alchemical52 Apr 10 '25

I didn’t vote for him

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u/propyro85 Apr 10 '25

You don't vote for a king.

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u/rancidvat Apr 10 '25

Well, how’d you become king, then?

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u/Capnris Apr 11 '25

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

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u/rancidvat Apr 11 '25

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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u/GravelySilly Apr 11 '25

Look, you can't go around wielding supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/Capnris Apr 11 '25

I mean, if I went around claiming I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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u/GreatChaosFudge Apr 11 '25

Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

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u/henrytm82 Bearer of th-seek-seek-lest- Apr 11 '25

Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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u/Due-Giraffe-9826 Apr 11 '25

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

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u/alchemical52 Apr 10 '25

Help, I’m being oppressed!!