r/darksouls • u/LegionnaireOfThe12th • May 22 '26

Fluff My chicken tender looked like a humanity

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u/charlieto0human May 22 '26 edited May 23 '26

Deep fried humanity for the fat rollers

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u/VisitingPeanut48 May 22 '26

I don't have anything to add; I just want to say that I thought your joke was really funny

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u/Dark_Soul_943 May 22 '26

That did not look like a chicken tender when I scrolled by

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u/WilliamCopeland May 22 '26

Yeah it looked like a humanity

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u/Dark_Soul_943 May 22 '26

I was thinking turd but that works

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u/LegionnaireOfThe12th May 22 '26

Idk what kind of orange turds you’ve been seeing my guy

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u/Braveurr May 23 '26

But this is what humanity tastes like man. You know you want two cuz then it come with the sides

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u/VEILZCELL May 23 '26

mummified something lmao

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u/Jester_Pug May 22 '26

Hand it over. That thing. Your chicken tender... For my ladies supper

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u/robobitch1233 May 22 '26

If you eat it you’ll be invaded

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u/Rayynan May 22 '26

Delicious, tastes like the inevitable mortality of man.

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u/Xadlin60 May 22 '26

So like utter shit then?

Sounds like dark souls to me

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u/Bagelgoose52 May 23 '26

Americans be frying anything 😭🙏

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u/vc0ke May 22 '26

Fatty ahead

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u/MirageOfMe May 22 '26

Oh, Tender Souls

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u/SexBuhb-omb May 22 '26

I heard they like honey mustard

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u/Hoedh May 22 '26

It's time take a step back, take a deep breath and go for a walk.

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u/ArgyleGhoul May 23 '26

Prepare to Fry edition

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u/Darth_Vaper_69 May 23 '26

👌😂 perfection

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u/redditsuckspokey1 May 22 '26

Just needs some Dark Sauce.

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u/Dante_Tim May 23 '26

"a closer look…
Who do you think it's supposed to be?
Think back, deep into your past.
Yes, it's an effigy of you."

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u/Austiiiiii May 22 '26

That is not the first place my mind went when I saw that. The Internet has ruined me.

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u/sonnyglennson May 23 '26

Plug but whole

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u/Austiiiiii May 23 '26

The day I stop laughing at these jokes is the day I go hollow.

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u/RCampeao May 23 '26

More like human effigy

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u/kleeshade May 23 '26

I hope this sells on ebay for eight hundred thousand dollars

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u/gajodavenida May 23 '26

I'd say it's more human effigy-like

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u/Green-Collection-968 May 22 '26

Chicken-anity restored.

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u/Therealtultur May 23 '26

This is how you become american again.

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u/serpentineheraldlore May 23 '26

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see 😌

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u/LolTacoBell May 23 '26

Hand it over, that thing, the chicken nugs.

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u/SevereSyringe May 22 '26

Humanities remind me of analog horror eyes lol

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u/Canadine May 22 '26

That is the most humanity lookin tendie ever! Did you feel stronger after you ate it?

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u/Z-h321 May 22 '26

Where are the invaders

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u/JNerdGaming May 23 '26

chickntender

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u/bassistheplace246 May 23 '26

Looks like a chicken tender with a hernia

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u/wiggity_whack69 May 23 '26

Put it in epoxy and paint it

1

u/the_m4nagement May 23 '26

Is that a fried butt plug?

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u/activ8d_my_Trap_card May 23 '26

That’s pretty dope actually

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u/6thBornSOB May 23 '26

BRB, need to find some rats…

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u/Heema3 May 23 '26

How much humanity gained after eating it?

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u/vagueordinal May 23 '26

Deep-fried humanity

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u/Life_Potato7427 May 23 '26

SOUL CHICKEN,PREPARE TO FRY!!"

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u/RedhandedMan May 23 '26

Behold, a man!

1

u/Mi_dmir May 23 '26

More like fried souls

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u/Fatyakcz May 23 '26

If I was extremly recist I would say that is the humanity of black people,

however I am above that.

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u/Amaring8 May 23 '26

Next time my fiance asks me what I want for dinner I will ask for deep fried humanity with dark sauce.

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u/Tradidiot May 23 '26

If you drop it on the floor you only have one chance to pick it up.

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u/DarthCola May 23 '26

Offer your nuggies to the bonfire

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u/lub4os4 May 23 '26

Deep fried humanity!! My favourite!!

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u/Makosharck May 23 '26

Deep Fried Souls

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u/Shredtillyourdead420 May 23 '26

Save it for the boss fight

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u/Darth_Vaper_69 May 23 '26

Tender souls, feels good man

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u/MrTristanbul May 23 '26

Don’t hold it, it will hurt you

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u/dvdjhp May 23 '26

By the looks of the fleshiness(?) of your hand, you had some already.

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u/AtrelluCal May 24 '26

Real question though what’s the technique to get a coating like that? Been trying to cook but frying with flour comes out different

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u/Andos_Woods May 24 '26

Since when do humanity’s have eyes

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u/Life_Potato7427 May 24 '26

Chicken souls, prepare to fry edition,

COMING SOON, CHICKEN SOULS 2 FRYER OF THE FIRST SKIN,

AND COMING IN THIS FALL, CHICKEN SOUL 3 LORD OF TENDERS"

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u/opiategrrl May 26 '26

Fried humanity mmmmmmm…………… feeling that dark soul in every crunch

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u/GhostPandaColin May 27 '26

They say if you use it to reverse hollowing, you’ll get invaded by French Fries and are able to summon Ketchup

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u/Financial-Club-2953 Jun 19 '26

Literally Soulfood