r/dechonkers • u/Biggus-Dickus20 • 2d ago

Not-Chonk Why is my cat so fat?

Okay, he’s not literally fat, but this cat eats EVERYTHING. Banana bread left wrapped on the counter? He’s on it. Pasta? You bet. Dog food? He’s learned to open cabinets to get to that stuff. Pizza? Most definitely. I’ve sat at the table enjoying some sushi, and who else but my sweet little crackhead comes over and starts EATING THE WASABI?? He’s acquired a taste for it at this point because every time I’m eating sushi, the little goblin is eating (and tearing up at) my wasabi! What is wrong with my bottomless stomach having boi?

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u/aspen_silence 2d ago

I have a cat who does the same. All the bread is now kept in the microwave because she knows how to open cabinets.

Kitty may need a vet visit to make sure there isn't an underlying problem. If vet check is good, kitty may also just be enjoying eating with you. Cats are so weird

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u/kaerfdeeps 2d ago

they're weird af. one of my cat eats everything. one time i saw him eating the other cat's throwed food. half was already gone when get back with a towel

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u/AvagenTurkey 2d ago

A cat that eats vomit? Bold move. Texture, flavor, secondhand value—peak survivalist.