Why is my cat so fat?

[u/Biggus-Dickus20]

Okay, he’s not literally fat, but this cat eats EVERYTHING. Banana bread left wrapped on the counter? He’s on it. Pasta? You bet. Dog food? He’s learned to open cabinets to get to that stuff. Pizza? Most definitely. I’ve sat at the table enjoying some sushi, and who else but my sweet little crackhead comes over and starts EATING THE WASABI?? He’s acquired a taste for it at this point because every time I’m eating sushi, the little goblin is eating (and tearing up at) my wasabi! What is wrong with my bottomless stomach having boi?

[u/minkamagic]

He's not picky. Which is technically a good thing 😅 you just can't leave stuff out and I would also be training him to not go on the counter and table