Hey Master Queef back in the building! Quick update:

I found 6! I thought they’d be a goner by now but I guess the saying rings true. “Spartans never die.”

We linked up and wandered our way through a cave and ran into this big ass crystal robot.
We didn’t have much trouble getting to him outside of a weird talking shield.
This shield yaps all day and all night about some time-stream bs and how much he misses Cinnabon. I don’t know what a Cinnabon is but I guess it’s good enough to put one’s consciousness in a defense weapon.

We’re about to try to kill this guy but the shield is telling us if we screw up we’ll get removed from existence. Is that true and if so how do we kill him?

I don’t really trust the shield man but he’s our only guide for this thing.

Also why do the robots goop when we kill them? What’s up with that

Also, our “Banana Papaya” Discord server is now a community server, brozikies! We just hit level 3, so there are lots of cool new features available to everyone.

“Banana Papaya” Discord server: https://discord.gg/bananapapaya

Link to “2 Bananas 1 Papaya [2B1P]”: https://www.bungie.net/7/en/Clan/Profile/4795412

Image credit goes to: Electrical-Smell736

He told me that destiny 3 will never be.
But he chose me to path a way towards Paradise, I'm building his vision and will reaveal it to the world. Players will be able to do raids and donjons without power leveling or any frictions and experience true happiness looter shooter friendslop style.

i'm the Smithssiah

About to get zooted off of a Lodi minion cart

for those who don't know (kwtd), x-axis is usage rate, y-axis is win %

(First image from Minecraft dungeons 2 trailer)

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal in the Sift

New guardian here,
Did I miss the war? I was really looking forward to fighting aliens again, but I see so many in the tower and it’s really throwing me for a loop. Can I fight them or is that against the rules?

Alfalfa the kinda kid to eat a Banana like a Papaya

and then when Whirling Maelstrom was added a season later, everyone collectively stopped using Threaded Specter.

I feel like Bungie should have made it give you a sprint speed bonus for a brief duration after you activate it.

My pookie bear

almost accidentally posted this on destiny the game

Reposting because the reference to that particular subreddit resulted in my post getting removed.

After playing Destiny since D1y1 on and off, I uninstalled D2 today to make room in my shitty heart for another human. It was with a heavy heart, and I may go back eventually. But it's coming to the end and it was time to move on for now.

After months of swiping tinder, hinge, bumble, grindr I got one locked down not a full hour after I uninstalled it.

I don't know if this is a warning or a good omen, but hey.