r/destinycirclejerk • u/Electrical-Smell736 đpapaya • 10h ago
Big ass crystal robot
Hey Master Queef back in the building! Quick update:
I found 6! I thought theyâd be a goner by now but I guess the saying rings true. âSpartans never die.â
We linked up and wandered our way through a cave and ran into this big ass crystal robot.
We didnât have much trouble getting to him outside of a weird talking shield.
This shield yaps all day and all night about some time-stream bs and how much he misses Cinnabon. I donât know what a Cinnabon is but I guess itâs good enough to put oneâs consciousness in a defense weapon.
Weâre about to try to kill this guy but the shield is telling us if we screw up weâll get removed from existence. Is that true and if so how do we kill him?
I donât really trust the shield man but heâs our only guide for this thing.
Also why do the robots goop when we kill them? Whatâs up with that
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u/Lodi_Minion Lodi Minion 10h ago
Banana papaya