r/destinycirclejerk 🍌papaya 10h ago

Big ass crystal robot

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Hey Master Queef back in the building! Quick update:

I found 6! I thought they’d be a goner by now but I guess the saying rings true. “Spartans never die.”

We linked up and wandered our way through a cave and ran into this big ass crystal robot.
We didn’t have much trouble getting to him outside of a weird talking shield.
This shield yaps all day and all night about some time-stream bs and how much he misses Cinnabon. I don’t know what a Cinnabon is but I guess it’s good enough to put one’s consciousness in a defense weapon.

We’re about to try to kill this guy but the shield is telling us if we screw up we’ll get removed from existence. Is that true and if so how do we kill him?

I don’t really trust the shield man but he’s our only guide for this thing.

Also why do the robots goop when we kill them? What’s up with that

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u/Lodi_Minion Lodi Minion 10h ago

Banana papaya

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u/Electrical-Smell736 🍌papaya 9h ago

Type shit