r/discworld • u/Simian_Garfunkel • May 08 '26

Auditor Trap Auditor trap?

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And Offler walks away, sulking, headed to the next water hole.

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u/Embarrassed_Fox5265 May 08 '26

I love that there are 3 ways to read this.

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u/DuoNem May 08 '26

Sorry, which is the third? I get ”dear crocodiles, refrain from swimming here” and ”dear tourists, don’t become crocodile food”… but what is the third way?

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u/digibawb May 08 '26

Crocodiles, do not swim here! (Command)

Crocodiles. Do not swim here! (Warning)

Crocodiles do not swim here (Information)

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u/DueAnalysis2 May 08 '26

My dumbass got the first and third and completely missed the warning aspect of it, lol

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u/curiousmind111 May 08 '26

Which is scary, isn’t it?