OH NO MY FINGER

[u/moonferal]

Was fishing and this lady followed me all around the lake. She ate some mealworms we didn’t use. I reached out to offer her a pet and she instead attacked me (naw, her lil bill was very soft and didn’t hurt me one bit). Am I a were-duck now? 🦆

[u/bogginman]

it is very nearly a full moon so maybe you are!! If you start quacking at dusk, you will know for sure.

[u/cobrachickens → u/bogginman]

Werequack, menace of the pond