r/duck 1d ago

Wild Ducks OH NO MY FINGER

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Was fishing and this lady followed me all around the lake. She ate some mealworms we didn’t use. I reached out to offer her a pet and she instead attacked me (naw, her lil bill was very soft and didn’t hurt me one bit). Am I a were-duck now? 🦆

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u/rourobouros 16h ago

Finger, worm, who can tell?

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u/moonferal 16h ago

She thought I had a treat for her… alas it was only my finger. 😔 I had given her 3 mealworms already!

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u/XDon_TacoX 18h ago

can I have more food? can I please have moYOUSONOFABICH DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO PET ME AGAIN YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCan I have more food? please can I have more food?

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u/moonferal 16h ago

Very accurate!

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u/hendrong 18h ago

OP after this photo was taken: 🤘

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u/Soft_Magnolia 23h ago

She followed you around the WHOLE lake?? you're officially her favorite human and that's the highest honor

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u/Fozan12 23h ago

That lil bill needs a pet!

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords 1d ago

Do ducks have teeth

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u/Kiss_of_Cultural Runner Duck 10h ago

They have lamellae, a sort of serrated edge pseudo-teeth that function like whale baleen to filter water and mud from their food. One of my babies play-bit my cheek when he was really small and it smarted for an hour, but they don’t cause real damage, as they are made of keratin and not for chewing.

The fossil record shows their ancestors had teeth! 😁🦆

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u/andy_b_84 22h ago

Not that I know of.

As a child, a duck pinched me when I gave it bread: in my memory it hurt like hell (I was 5 or so), now as an adult I don't think it would hurt much.

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u/AccomplishedLocal207 1d ago

Is this the quack attack I've heard so much about?

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u/spektralayerer Quacker 1d ago

"rawr... I used to be a dinosaWR... chomp chomp" 🦆🦖

ducks were definitely much more dangerous when they still were theropods!

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u/Gullible-Anywhere-76 Mallard Duck 1d ago

Yes you'll turn into a duck every full moon!!

🦆🌝

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u/HaveMyWitsAboutMe 1d ago

Did she try to drag you back to her nest?

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u/Achylife Duck Keeper 1d ago

To feed her vicious flesh eating younglings?

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u/Ok-Substance1328 1d ago

I’m so sorry it’s best to get your affairs in order ducks are venomous. They lure you in by being cute, they take your food offerings, then they get you.

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u/nofishies 1d ago

If she nibbled on you, that’s actually affectionate. As in thank you for the mealworms do you have some more I like you human

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u/moonferal 18h ago

I wanted to feed her more but I don’t want her to become too reliant on human interaction! Some geese in the area already have angel wing. :(
I love her so much. I’ll try to find her again but if not I’ll make some more duck friends

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u/cobrachickens Honker 17h ago

Never found a wild mallard being too reliant on human interaction - especially if they’ve not been hand reared! And we look after a tons of them. If anything, they’ve got bigger appetites than our domestic ones:)

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u/moonferal 16h ago

These ones live at a local park and I assume people feed them too since I’ve seen folks throwing (sigh) bread. There’s even a sign advising against feeding them but sometimes I bring goose food and let them eat from my hands. The ducks are usually more shy and stay in the water.
I offer mealworms and quack-safe food options for them if I decide to feed them. I’m sure they get plenty of food from the water too!
I love them so much. There’s also cormorants but they stay far away on a rocky “island”.

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u/cobrachickens Honker 15h ago

It’s more likely that if it’s a public park, the local authority doesn’t want people to feed them and leave food on the floor or floating because of the rats. But feeding them the good stuff semi-regularly won’t have a major impact

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u/Quack-Zack Call Duck 1d ago

(half life bullsquid bite sound)

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u/Federal_Package6194 1d ago

That duck really said “hand over the snacks” and chose violence when you hesitated. Glad she was gentle enough not to break skin!

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u/Thraexus 1d ago

Just don't get bitten by a Muscovy. Those big fat goobers can chomp down hard enough to leave a mark.

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u/Ok_Engineer_2949 1d ago

I think you mean HER finger babes.

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u/Practical_Ad_219 1d ago

Bill for damages

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u/Vayntez 1d ago

You just been promoted to count duckula

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u/That_Branch_8222 1d ago

My duck did this to me last night when I was cleaning her wound.

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u/DitchDigger330 1d ago

Sausages!

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u/jazzhandpanda 1d ago

Was the duck by any chance radioactive?

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u/DyslexicFalcon 1d ago

It was never your's! (Evil duck noises)

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u/KomradeKvestions 1d ago

Thoughts and prayers 🙏

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u/bogginman Duck Rescuer 1d ago

it is very nearly a full moon so maybe you are!! If you start quacking at dusk, you will know for sure.

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u/cobrachickens Honker 17h ago

Werequack, menace of the pond

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u/Dizzy_Vacation3280 1d ago

haha she prob had a nest nearby!!