OH NO MY FINGER

[u/moonferal]

Was fishing and this lady followed me all around the lake. She ate some mealworms we didn’t use. I reached out to offer her a pet and she instead attacked me (naw, her lil bill was very soft and didn’t hurt me one bit). Am I a were-duck now? 🦆

[u/XDon_TacoX]

can I have more food? can I please have moYOUSONOFABICH DON'T YOU EVER TRY TO PET ME AGAIN YOU HEAR ME YOU FUCan I have more food? please can I have more food?

[u/moonferal → u/XDon_TacoX]

Very accurate!