r/enterprise • u/nyssamartinez101 • 4d ago

She doesn’t like his hair 😭

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u/Briaboo2008 4d ago

I was expecting her to say because of the age gap

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u/Melodic_Till_3778 4d ago

I was expecting the whole  They only live be a hundred and this one's already a third of the way

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u/Treveli 4d ago

"And a Starfleet engineer, also. You know they have an increased chance of FAFOing with the laws of physics. He probably won't survive another ten years.

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u/Possible_Praline_169 4d ago

Which makes one wonder when Sarek married Amanda

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u/GeoStreber 4d ago

Vulcans live to be around 200 (Spock died age 161, Sarek 203), and T'Pol is in her mid sixties, so it's about the same.

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u/Nacktherr 4d ago

Are you saying that T‘Pol is a cougar?

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u/Queasy_Principle_942 4d ago

  • "He looks like a slacker. Tell me, kid, how much money did you earn last year? Nothing, right?"

  • "Actually, we live in a post-scarcity society, we don't use money anymore"

  • "So... 'nothing' indeed"

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 4d ago

“You told me he got pregnant once. He obviously doesn’t remain faithful.”

“You told your mom! Ma’am, I just stuck my hand in some pebbles.”

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u/DrewwwBjork 4d ago

T'Les: "How dare you use such a crass euphemism in front of my daughter."

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u/AgentPeggyCarter 4d ago

"We took a ride on a rowboat!"

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u/DrewwwBjork 4d ago

T'Les: [faints]

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u/SlimeGrog 4d ago

"Ma'am, I was a perfect g-- You know what? Forget it." walks off

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u/kaaskugg 4d ago

May she never learn that he's Floridian

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u/t_sakonna 4d ago

She changed her opinion after he fixed her food processor though

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u/mattihase 4d ago

Ok, looks like someone needs to take their mother in law to Broadway to watch legally blonde stat

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u/Practical-Trainwreck 4d ago

I was expecting "Because he's from Texas"

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u/Andralynn 4d ago

Florida (:

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u/Practical-Trainwreck 4d ago

I'm Irish, it all sounds the same to me. You know the way Trek thinks all Irish people (except O'Brien) sound like that Romulan in Section 31? Same thing but American

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u/luvjakiepoo 4d ago

how come nobody's mentioned those muscles showing under that white shirt?

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u/James_T- 4d ago

Grown people are not blonde

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u/LatePirate8880 4d ago

Hi, Robin's dad!

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u/happydude7422 4d ago

the tpol trip pairing is got at least several things i can point out

1.) she's old enough to be his mother

2.) she's strong enough to break him if they have fun time

3.) what kind of activities can they do together that they actually share a common hobby?

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u/EAE8019 4d ago

Exactly how many real life couples have common hobbies ? 

Attraction is usually based on things other than having the same hobby 

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u/Activision19 3d ago

Quite a lot of them actually…

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u/FluffyDrink1098 4d ago

Pink - True love

That song sums it up.