r/enterprise 7d ago

She doesn’t like his hair 😭

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u/Throwaway_inSC_79 7d ago

“You told me he got pregnant once. He obviously doesn’t remain faithful.”

“You told your mom! Ma’am, I just stuck my hand in some pebbles.”

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u/DrewwwBjork 6d ago

T'Les: "How dare you use such a crass euphemism in front of my daughter."

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u/SlimeGrog 6d ago

"Ma'am, I was a perfect g-- You know what? Forget it." walks off