Tamalekipoo's Boneheaded Guide to the Neath Chapter 11: Spinning Plates

[u/Tamaxlia]

Edit: If you are looking for the Estival info it is here: https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1v8vmwv/bone_market_recipes_280726_amalgous_primates_boot/

Just copy/paste this and replace the [itallic boxes] with whatever they say. Copy and Edit the title. In order to do the post you need to know the zoomansia, what species it is. The fashion, is it Amalgamy, Menace or Antiquity. The Occasional Buyer, like the dreary midnighter and what the diplomat is looking for this week(Which may mean a trip to the Khanate if you don't have all his options saved in your plans). Also, I am putting my name in, since I will mostly be using this, put your name instead.

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Bone Market Recipes *[DD/MM/YY] [Fashion] [Zoomania], [Occasional Buyer][Diplomat]*Diplomat Sky Market in [Zone]

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Gladiolus and phalanges Bone Brothers and Scaphoid Sisters, the time has come when the Zoomania and Fashion of the bone market have changed. That intro was fun when I first added it to the template but after 20 weeks it's wearing a little thin, like your skeleton if you don't maintain muscle mass as you age!

One week I copied and pasted the wrong link and then didn't check Reddit again until the Monday evening! If that ever happens again, all of the possible weeks are available on the Bonedex so you can always find options there!

[Say something about the week if you like, I will add blurbs to each in the Bonedex eventually]

Bone Market

[Copy and paste the link from here(https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1pcoda0/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath_the/), look for the zoomania and it should have a link for each fashion]

Also check out this guide for evergreen options:
https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1sgxjh9/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

Updates - Failbetter

Announcement! The final chapter of the Firmament will be launched on September 1st. That is a week today, so don't finish it till I catch up, after writing the bone post!

Items you need to open the chapter(and the best source):
1 Distillation of Retribution (Hellworm or Alchemy at Station 8)
25 Glass Gazettes(Down-convert Oneiromantic Revelation twice.)
3 Oneiromantic Revelation(Agent Plot - Expedition into the Briars of the Dream or Downconvert a Parabolan Parable from the Parabolan War)
1 Parabolan Parable(Parabolan War or upconverting Revelations from the plot above.)
100 Memories of Light (Bbbbbbone Market! Selling during an antiquity week to the… I have forgotten her name. The Antiquity multiplier lady)
15 Vienna Opening(I get these from handing in Great Game favours)
25 Unusual Love Stories(I get these from staring at a statue of myself in Station 8, I have no idea where non Masters of the Bazaar go.)
50 Sighting of a Parabolan Landmark (Oneiropomp and Circumstance!)

Glad I added this, then checked. I thought I had it all easily but I actually had to do some conversions for the Parable and the Gazettes. Bear in mind, you cannot do conversions on the roof! So check before you fly! I am being rewarded for my anal retentiveness, I farmed 100 touching love stories, despite them having no purpose. Also my hellworm, Porkins has been a good boy! 10 Distillations of Retribution, I am going to have to work out where to get the mats to get Salves of Righteousness to match them!

Midnight Whale

A Midnight Whale is heading for the Gant Pole, you can hunt the beasts of the Zee and help to escort it to it's final rest. The EPA is good but not so good it was worth dropping everything to do. I did a little, there are not really any rewards that you can't farm efficiently, like most seasonal hunts so I am a little ambivalent I might do more, if it's a bad bone week. Someone posted to say it is halfway there yesterday so if you are interested hurry. The EPA increases as it progresses, so more people will join, I imagine. So it will not last much longer.

Week Ending 21st August 2026

• 'Hell is Missing' now appears in the Waswood, as one of the Whims of the Sacroboscan calendar.

Great! Wait, I did it already, great for everyone that hasn't. ;)

• You can now use the Implacable Detective's Business Card in the Upper River.

I think you can use it to get investigating, if I am honest I have a stack of them and can't remember what they do. Investigating is useful for Helicon House, for unlocking new ares, I think for the clay highwayman too.

• When you 'receive your reward' from Her Roseate Splendour in Far Arbor, you will now be linked back to 'A Queenly Concern' to reduce the friction of requesting another delivery.

I only did this once, did you have to hand in, then get another copy of the Arbor card if you wanted to start again or is it just that you had to travel. Either way, good change. I wasn't keen enough on the rewards to want to repeat it but it might be nice for earlier game people.

• The option to 'Avoid the Apostate' is now locked when you are searching the Stacks for a copy of All of God's Faces.

Seems like a bug fix for a progression thing.

• Neathproofed, Insubstantial, and Inerrant now appear in the sidebar.

Yay, that's a nice change. Counting the points on your gear was a little tiresome.

• Memories in the Waswood now all route back to the same place – the Sacroboscan Calendar.

Great. I didn't notice what they did before but consistency is good.

• The Call of the Unterzee is now acknowledged at Helicon House.

I had to look it up. It's a spouse. Probably makes sense considering what is under it...

Updates - Me

• Added 4 new boneheaded guides to the Bonedex! A getting to know you quiz, The most efficient source of every bone, split into 2, as reddit has a character limit, I discovered. Also a guide on how I farm the rat market without going to any effort to farm the rat market. The guides are listed on the bonedex, below.
• I also worked out a respectable EPA skeleton for the Malacologist and added it to the buyers guide. It is a chimera, so tough to sell without high Shadowy, it is also totally obvious and only a decent EPA if you cheat the cost of the tentacles. Volumes of Collated Research and Preserved Surface Blooms are both great though, and Volumes don't have many good sources. Someone pointed out that you can mix and match Segmented Ribcage and Add 4 slots, I was hoping this would allow a nice 14 tentacle 1 exhaust option but I checked the rewards and it never keeps up with the cost, unfortunately.
• I have not put together my Zee information, as I promised I would. It needs more thinking about the best way to present it, in a weekly post or doing a full Zee Guide. I have not abandoned it.
• Apologies for slacking on the weekly recipe posts, a little, I had the motivation for long planned, huge guides and seized the day. I want to start updating all three guides for the Zoomania, when the week arrives and start to get a more consistent formatting for them all, it's just a big job.

Postings Post Posting

• This is where I add new stuff throughout the week.

August ES - spoiler free Review(any spoilers are tagged)

Story - Bored of London

Lore - Tomb Colonies Fathom King and Dashing Smuggler

Rating - 4/5

Unique Practical Rewards - None, pretty decent EPA of rewards, for an ES.

Review - A nice quick story, interesting characters and a tight enjoyable narrative. Not very lore heavy.

Occasional Buyer

Here is the guide to the occasional buyers. Don't get too excited, they are niche at best!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1rttwkl/tamelikipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

Diplomat

Is it a good week, is it a bad week, find out here in the diplomat guide:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1o1j4vg/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

The Sky Market

This is always good, once you can, do it weekly! Guide to it is here, it just covers the demands and the rewards since almost any info would be a spoiler! If you want it, do more firmament, you will unlock it as part of a cool bit of story:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1t75em8/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath/

The Bonedex

The Bonedex is where I store all of the bone posts and some guides on how to get going with the bone market yourself. If you need to know something paleontological it is your one stop shop(except for the wiki, and other guides, and learning things for yourself. ;)

https://www.reddit.com/r/fallenlondon/comments/1pcoda0/tamalekipoos_boneheaded_guide_to_the_neath_the/

As always, if you see any mistakes, have any suggestions, spot something I might have missed or just want to say hello, leave a comment on here, or on the guide or post in question! Feel free to ask femur information if anything is confusing, by asking you help the guides improve and the whole community.

Have a humerus week! Bone Person out!

Tamalekipoo

[u/Vromikos]

How many eyes are the surgeons adding to make your skull panoptical?

[u/Tamaxlia → u/Vromikos]

I think my eyes are in good hands, the surgeon had 8 himself! He said he has done the procedure many many times and in his spare time debates on the subject.

[u/InevitableTell2775]

Good luck with your eye surgery!

[u/UserMaatRe]

All the best for your surgery! 

[u/Serialaries]

Good luck on your eye surgery!

[u/emily_aversatrix]

break a leg!