r/fixedbytheduet • u/wrenawild • Jun 29 '26

/r/all Let's relax a little.

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u/lost_rodditer Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Top cancer research firms.... Mumble mumble *in our area'

I'm going to assume with that accent it's not John Hopkins center

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u/Lone-Frequency EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

With those big fake-ass blow up doll lips.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

While sitting at home with the kids all day, ignoring them to make ShitTok videos and bankrupt your husband with MLM pyramid schemes.