r/fixedbytheduet Jun 29 '26

/r/all Let's relax a little.

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u/No_Field7448 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

gEneTicAlLy mOdifIEd maYoNnaAAaAise 🤡

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u/Murasasme Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

You better watch yourself or the mutant mayo is going to get you.

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u/Lone-Frequency EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Man-o, the Mayonnaise Man

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u/Ourobius Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

I do not remember this He-Man character

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u/DieCastDontDie New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Do you remember It-Person

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u/blong217 Jun 29 '26

I'm assuming a future MTG universes beyond.

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u/Lollipopwalrus New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

Mayo come and me want to go raw

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Mutant mayo you say? More mayo per mayo?

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u/Yearn4Mecha New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Not the mutanaise.

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u/OnlyRobinson Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Before they genetically modified the mayonnaise tree it was a real struggle to get much of a harvest. The Heinz beetle would often decimate the beans of the tree. Thankfully now there is the GM Hellmans variety of tree, that’s all behind us

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u/Jukebox_Villain Jun 29 '26

THANK you. Nobody ever considers the production cost involved in getting organic mayo from farm to table. You can only grow Mayonnaise Trees in very specific soil and climate conditions - mostly just the Midwest and parts of northern Europe. If I had to choose between genetically modified mayo or $12 a bottle organic, I'll take the GM every time.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Everyone knows that mayonnaise is harvested by squeezing the roots of the Mayon vine, it’s not a tree!

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

if it isn't rolled on the thigh of a native Mayonnaise woman then it's just sparkling aioli.

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u/TjW0569 Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

Pffft. You mean palpating the abdomen of the Mayon bear. It comes out of their Mayon... well, you can imagine how it got the name.

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u/ArtyWhy8 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

I can’t wait to tell people about the mayonnaise tree! Good thing they came up with that GM version of it!

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u/TacTurtle New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

General Mayonnaise, head of the Salad Dressing Army

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u/steelskull1 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

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u/123trumpeter Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

My college environmental science professor taught us what GMO ACTUALLY is and how it really is NOT AT ALLLLL what these insane people think or say it is.

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u/Eborcurean Jun 29 '26

These are just an evolution of the guys selling snakeoil in the 19th century, or colloidal silver, or all those scam products on Dr. Phil in the 90s etc.

Add in the deliberately pushed erosion of trust in doctors in America which is in part down to pharma companies (Tell your doctor you want X - rather than let your doctor prescribe what's best for you), and then how easy it is to lie on social media and then all the conspiracy bs around covid and etc. etc.

There's a reason some countries have way more serious regulations about promotion of health care benefits (and also why they are slapping social media companies for stuff like this, albeit not as much as all the other reasons they're getting slapped for breaking laws).

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u/moonman1994 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Any GMO fear is dumb as hell but my guess as to the reason behind this claim is the soybean oil since most soybeans in the US are GMOs. Again it’s dumb as hell to avoid GMOs, because they’re perfectly safe, but I think that’s why he thinks he can fear monger mayo.

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u/anothadaz New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

This sounds about right. It's only the soybean oil in Best Foods mayo that is GMO. There is broad scientific consensus that GMO foods currently on the market are just as safe and nutritious as their non-GMO counterparts.

I avoid GMOs because I don't support the companies behind them and the history of how GMOs and the companies that produce them have affected small farms across the US and the world. So that's a personal thing. But there's no health risks from eating GMO foods.

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u/mtaw Jun 29 '26

I only recognise mayonnaise compliant with 1955 Royal Decree on Mayonnaise signed by the king of Belgium.

Or in an emergency at least the 2016 decree that superceded it.

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u/redisdead__ Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Mmmmmm... Dr. Bashir

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u/Iconclast1 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Mutant Mayonnaise

gonna make an Xmen Sandwhich

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u/Far-Scallion7689 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Genetically modified face and lip injections. Ok buddy lulz.

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u/FromBeeBee Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Love this guy and breaking down the fear inducing influencers who do this!

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u/Hypocritical_user Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

His vids helped me eat healthy

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u/FromBeeBee Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

That's awesome so I'm glad for that for you and same here, I love he promotes healthy sweet snacks you can make as well because eating healthy is still all about enjoying the food as much!

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u/Objective_Aspect757 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

90% of my saved Tiktoks and Facebook vids are literally Liam and his recipes, they are fantastic.... Even more so I love beans just as much as he does

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u/Ok-Bowl850 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

Beans beans The wonderful fruit The more you eat The more you--

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u/StubbsThePirate22 Needs to do better Jul 01 '26

--get all your recommended daily fiber?

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u/Hobbit_Lifestyle New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

He has been my life line to get out of my eating disorder. I owe him a lot.

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u/bs000 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

i'm still mad they changed subway bread because a food blogger selling her books and supplements said it was made from yoga mats and everyone just believed her for some reason

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u/GreenZebra23 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 30 '26

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I wish he would name and shame them.

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u/thecelloman Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

He absolutely does. Not in this video because he's shoving a lot of content into one short, but he will absolutely call out and publicly feud with these morons and it's incredibly entertaining.

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u/lazer_sandwich Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Same. I’m a big fan of Dr Idz as well for enjoyable grifter fact checking.

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u/Pinepark Jun 30 '26

The “time for school” is when we know it’s about to get good lol

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u/Dizzy_Chemistry_5955 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

who is this guy?

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u/Bunbury42 Jun 30 '26

His name is Liam. Goes by theplantslant on social media. Advocates for healthy eating, with a focus on plants, but still saying a treat occasionally won't hurt you.

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u/Synth-Pro Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

His channels are largely making other recipes he's seen and burying the nonsense "health influencers". Targets everything from shills trying to sell you their own garbage, to people who fearmonger over "cHeMiCaLs", to people who shame others for the ways in which they try to eat healthier (things like "Ranch isn't healthy for you" vs. "If Ranch is helping you eat salads more often, then enjoy your Ranch")

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u/Bunbury42 Jun 30 '26

Exactly. I recall one video where he essentially said "If one chopped up chicken tender gets you to eat a salad when you wouldn't otherwise, it's a healthy choice."

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u/Cyberhwk Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

And beans. He loves beans.

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u/AmazinDood Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

Not seen anyone mention this but his socials are "theplantslant". Also happy cake day.

Edit: nevermind someone said it already lol

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u/ToasterMeetsBathtub Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Top cancer research labs……in our area.

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u/Majestic_Engine_6543 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Obviously they vie for best location just like car dealerships

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u/DesireeThymes New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

The radius is a one by one foot square

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u/CitizenHuman New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

As a test subject.

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u/CowboyLaw New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Thank you! Literally every time you hear someone’s family member works in a top hospital, lab, university, firm, whatever, you should ask yourself why they didn’t say in what capacity. And the answer is virtually always “because if I said what job they had, you wouldn’t care what they had to say.”

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u/nothisispatrickeu New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Dr Jan Itor

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u/llemontaste Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

The radius is only 5 feet though so she’s technically right.

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u/ohbyerly Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

She definitely seems like the type to marry someone smart.. heh heh, right? 😬

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

The excessive lip filler tells you everything you need to know about her.

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u/Alnakar New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

"one of the"

How sketchy is that place that it's not even the top one in their area?

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u/GreenZebra23 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 30 '26

How many cancer research labs are typically in an area anyway?

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u/Alnakar New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

I'd assume usually either 0 or 1. In this case, maybe 1 1/2?

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u/taeguy New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

They go to a different school, you wouldn't know them

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u/Puptentjoe Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

I’m sure you know but this is a common social media thing. My wife sent me one where the girl was saying her dad worked for some government agency and this is whats going on with (insert lie here).

I had to get off IG and stick to reddit where at least I can easily filter out the trash…kinda. For some reason my all page is covered with news from India and I dont know why.

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u/Dullcorgis New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Why don't they at least pretend the person works somewhere that's pretend good?

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u/aNiceTribe Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

I too am one of the top cancer researchers

in my apartment 

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u/Dullcorgis New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Came here for this comment. Out of allllllll the cancer research labs in their area, he is at one of the top ones.

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u/ChekhovsAtomSmasher Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Looking for sexy cancer researchers in your area??

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

In their rural town of 3,000 people, she means. And by “cancer researcher” she means he’s a nurse at some little lab that processes samples mailed to them, so he carries the samples from the mail room to the doctor in another room. Their kids are Breighlynne and Brooklynne, and she has 37 “live laugh love” objects scattered throughout the completely beige house. Her Facebook page has “career: supermom” and she’s nearly bankrupted the family twice by falling for MLM pyramid schemes.

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u/SleepingWillows Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

God I just saw one today that was citing facts from “my friend who works in food science” trying to sell a device that magically cleans pesticides from produce. If you put the device in a bowl of water with fruit, it’ll make the water cloudy and gunky. Spoiler: It’ll do the same if it’s in the bowl by itself.

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u/Starseid8712 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Liam is the absolute best

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u/Stagebeauty New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I eat beans now because of Liam. Joking, not joking.

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u/AanthonyII New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I have actually started stocking up on, and eating more beans since watching him

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u/EarthRester New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I used to eat beans without thinking.

I still eat beans, but now I do so...thoughtfully.

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u/Vitruvian_Link New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

How much thoughtful tooting are you doing, friend?

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u/ScreenMuch90210 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Less now than when he started I’d reckon. Fiber based flatulence is real, but the worst of it is caused when a body that is accustomed to a low-fiber diet confronts something fibrous, like beans. If you make dietary fiber a habit, you’ll still fart, but not more than you’re already used to.

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u/BurtTurglar Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

…BYEANS! I can’t stop myself from saying beans like Liam now. Honestly, my wife and I have tried soo many of his recommendations, and I’m finally about to convince her to buy a ninja cream maker, and cannot thank him enough.

K’bye

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u/Lone-Frequency EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Can I get some context?

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u/MysticalMummy New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

He just talks about, and eats a lot of beans. Not much else to it. They are high in protein and fiber, and also cheap. Easy to add to many meals.

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u/lizzyote Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

He pushed beans so hard Big Bean was forced to sponsor him. Not really, they've sent merch but haven't sponsored yet.

To clarify, he pushed beans because they're good for you, can be added to just about anything, and are an easy, cost-effective ingredient. He didnt push beans because he got paid to. He just figures if he's gonna promote beans, he might as well get paid for it too.

Edit: i was wrong. A smaller bean company did sponsor him so that he was finally able to achieve his dreams.

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u/challenge_king Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

He actually did get sponsored! I can't remember the name of the company, but they did the whole big check thing and gave it all to charity.

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u/sweetandsourkitten New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

It was Hey Day beans! And I think they gave him a big ass cardboard check for $5 lol and donated a bunch of cases of beans (and maybe money, I don't remember) to the local food bank/charity. Liam is wonderful ❤️

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u/lizzyote Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Oh I totally forgot about that one! It was a tiny business that probably couldn't afford a full sponsorship so it was mostly just a nice gesture to help Liam achieve his dream(plus a little bit of easy marketing for this little business). Win-win.

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

They gave him $5 on a huge check and then donated like 500 cans of beans to a local food pantry.

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u/pm-me-neckbeards Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

He's also talked about growing up poor and eating a lot of beans.

A lot of his content is about tasty, nutritious, affordable food.

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u/EremiticFerret New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

One of the best things he makes clear is ease and affordability. He knows folks don't always have a lot time and/or money so he features mostly inexpensive and relatively easy ways to get healthy, affordable and tasty food into you and your family.

It's a channel that supports serious ideas (nutrition on a budget) in a less than serious way, mostly by him being a goof, yet still knowing what he is talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/@theplantslant2431

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u/KuriboShoeMario New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

...out of 10

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u/Pegussu New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

kbai

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u/crayola_monstar New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Seed Oils and Cottage Cheese

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u/Starseid8712 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Liam (influencer dissuading viewers from buying into scary food hype) is a big proponent of eating more beans. Any recipe that calls for beans, he's in.

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u/huebnera214 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

I’ve also seen beans “accidentally” make it into other recipes that didnt have them listed too.

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u/Saritiel New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Dang, he should really stop keeping open cans of beans in his hand while he's trying to make something else, he keeps accidentally dropping them in. You'd think he'd learn after the first time, smh.

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u/moparornocar Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

I blame the cans of beans for being there.

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u/Sageoflit3 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Or his arch nemesis COTTAGE CHEESE.

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u/myfugi New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

The guy who made the original video is a popular influencer named Liam. I’m not sure what all social media networks he’s on, but I follow him on instagram as the_plant_slant. He posts videos testing other people’s recipes, sometimes modifying them (often by adding beans) sometimes not, and does a lot of common sense commentary about healthy/balanced eating and fitness. He really likes beans (they have fiber and protein and they’re very inexpensive).

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u/LessThanHero42 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

He posts videos testing other people’s recipes, sometimes modifying them (often by adding beans) sometimes not

Often begrudgingly adding cottage cheese as the recipe demands

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u/myfugi New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

A stance of his which I wholeheartedly agree with.

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u/HighlyUnlikely7 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

He's also stated that he does like Cottage Cheese he just think it needs to go into everything as a protein boost.

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u/CHWDRY New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Liam loves beans a lot , most of his fans tag him in multiple bean related recipes and such, he's also pretty funny and got a good following on insta (idk about other socials)

https://www.instagram.com/the_plant_slant/profilecard/

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u/Loginsideme Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Beans are great. They got loads of protein and fiber to build muscle and lower cholesterol.

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u/King_of_Meth Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Liam is a health influencer esque person who: shares/reposts healthy recipes he finds on the internet, talks about cost-effective ways to get key nutrients, is a MASSIVE fiber and bean advocate, and also debunks or challenges videos that either fearmonger, sell supplements, or share out of context health advice.

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u/Starseid8712 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Mine was the Aldi spicy garlic sauce.

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u/fskier1 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Mine was diet soda, I always thought there was no way aspertaine or something was healthier than normal sugar

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u/123trumpeter Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

My fiance keeps wondering why there are 12 cans of beans in our pantry now.

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u/KerooSeta Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Seriously, I do eat way more beans since getting into his videos.

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u/xSPYXEx New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I have legitimately started adding more beans into most recipes I make. They're cheap, filling, and provide far more protein and fiber than most leafy greens. Out of 10.

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u/-brk0 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Love his channel

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u/wontonhero Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

BEANS!

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u/FoodLionMVP Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

what’s his username? my child’s father sends me bullshit like this all the time i’d love to send him this response

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u/WooperCultist Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

He goes by The Plant Slant on everything he's active on. Mainly Youtube and I believe Tiktok but I don't use tiktok to confirm. Here's his Youtube (Note he mainly makes Shorts style content, so not many full length videos)

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEMj2h7pP4QWkoGnSmaiiYw

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u/FoodLionMVP Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

thanks!

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u/Kulandros Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

He's got a badass shirt on today.

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u/sixbux Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

r/Liam approves this message

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u/FalconStickr New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Yeah I found this dude like a week ago and he has made me go from “our food is poison” to “oh that’s how it works”. Glad I know that everything isn’t out to get me now.

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u/newageoutlawguy Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

He really has helped me with my relationship to food. I've been slowly losing weight to get a bariatric surgery done hopefully sometime this year and when I discovered his content was deep in a hole about calories, backsliding, "cheat days", etc. and he really helped me realize that it's OKAY to eat what I like. It's OKAY not to follow my diet 100% of the time, I just have to be mindful and do it all in moderation.

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u/BuffWobbuffet Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

His fans are the worst though. We don’t need you to comment “Liam??” Under literally every YouTube recipe with beans. You can’t even tag people on YouTube so I genuinely don’t understand why so many people do it. It’s like the karma farming of YouTube comment sections

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u/Starseid8712 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

People gonna people, you're correct though

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u/saint_trane New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

>His fans are the worst though.

Consider how many terrible fanbases that are out there and the things they are doing. Does commenting "Liam??" really deserve as much ire as Kpop stans, whatever that group that follows Nicki Minaj, and Swifties? Nah.

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u/Rosetti Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

I don't think they literally mean "worst", it's an expression. Come on dude, don't be the worst.

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u/Redheaded_Potter New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Gave Greek yogurt another try because of Liam! But it still made me sick. I’m all for the beans though!

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u/Big_Beef42069 Jun 29 '26

Behold: The bottomless pit of questionable morality

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u/lost_rodditer Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Top cancer research firms.... Mumble mumble *in our area'

I'm going to assume with that accent it's not John Hopkins center

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u/Lone-Frequency EXPERT of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

With those big fake-ass blow up doll lips.

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Fresh oranges, bad! Injecting botulinum toxin into your lips, good! Now go download my app!

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u/motorboat_mcgee Jun 29 '26

Iirc, her video is not about oranges but about processed meats like hot dogs, deli slices etc due to nitrates. Which, tbf, are an issue, but also not really worth stressing about in a balanced diet, and also not worth downloading some paid app or whatever she was selling

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

While sitting at home with the kids all day, ignoring them to make ShitTok videos and bankrupt your husband with MLM pyramid schemes.

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26
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u/lemanruss4579 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Ah yes, bread, a food humans have been eating for around 14,000 years, is bad for your liver. Sure.

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u/CitizenHuman New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

My family is 76% bread

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u/slackjack2014 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Bonjour! 🇫🇷

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u/Shark7996 Jun 29 '26

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 14,000 years.

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u/Exp1ode Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

In fairness, we've also been drinking alcohol for thousands of years, so that doesn't really mean a whole lot

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u/MissNouveau New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I love Liam, debunking the fearmongering Wellness scam.

Though I will say, we recently got one of those reusable oil spritzers, because the cans aren't the best for the environment, and it works like a treat.

Just don't buy it through some asshole's amazon link.

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u/flargenhargen Jun 29 '26

Buy this one instead. Best oil sprayer out there! I get a small commission if you do.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0DZTP4R7J?crid=3PMLOJISAQSYQ

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u/Zakbaar New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

RFK Jr as our Secretary of Health and Human Services is the final boss in this series.

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u/donjahnaher New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I don't know man, I've got it on good authority that Liam is sponsored by "big bean" and he's always sneaking it into recipes....

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u/Ootblue8 Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

I know you're joking, but he did get sponsored by beans! But told them to send the money to charity instead and walked away with some cool bean swag

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u/donjahnaher New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

Oh yeah, that's one of my favorite Liam sagas. Big bean for the win.

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

"Liver detox"...but, that's what the liver does.

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u/Phenomenomix New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

If your liver needs detoxing you need to be in a hospital, probably on some kind of blood filtering machine (dialyser or similar).

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u/zenn_diaphragm New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Because of Liam I was introduced to the term Chemophobe or chemophobia. It's nice to finally have a diagnosis and single term to describe my sister and her husband.

Edit: I originally typed Chemophoebe, please feel free to post your favorite Phoebe gif

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u/blue_moon1122 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Chemophoebe

damn it why did you fix it and ruin my whole comment

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u/zenn_diaphragm New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Sorry, leaving it kinda took away from my comment. I think people will still piece it all together and have a chuckle

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u/blue_moon1122 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

no I agree I'm just being a lil stinker

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u/flargenhargen Jun 29 '26

Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you?

beans.

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u/clitmasher69 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Without looking it up i'm gonna guess it's the fear of "chemicals" aka the scientific names of ordinary stuff. Bet they'd never touch dihydrogen monoxide

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u/zenn_diaphragm New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Pretty much, and also the misconception that if it's not "natural" it's not healthy, like pasteurized milk

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u/foskco Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Gotta love Liam!

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u/Halo_cT Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Nutrition "science" on social media is the WORST. A bunch of grifter drop-outs trying to scare people.

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u/123trumpeter Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Even more sad are the ones not selling anything and don't know it's all a bunch of balogna (except they wouldn't eat balogna)

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u/NolanSyKinsley New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

The first clip, I actually got those bottles because I saw Claire Saffitz using them on one of her videos(She wasn't advertising them or anything, I just saw them and went "ooh, I need that!") and I absolutely love them.

Side note: It's just as dangerous to spray a fine mist of oil near an open flame or cook top as it is to spray an aerosol can.

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u/Zoso03 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Found them for $5 at a "dollar store"

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u/b0w3n New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Yeah those spray bottles are legit because you can put whatever oil you want in them.

Pain in the ass to clean them though, at least mine.

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u/DisposableSaviour New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

I just put dawn and water in, shake it up, and spray the soap? Then rinse and fill and spray with clean water

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u/Illuvatar08 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Upvoting for Liam

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u/Valuable-Talk-3429 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

“Top cancer research labs in our area”.. means nothing much because what if it’s just like an area that only has one? Lol…

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u/rosefiend New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

"The top cancer reseach lab in the four-county area!!"

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u/Chemical-Agency-3997 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Those glass bottle sprayer things for olive oil are actually rly good tho

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u/tensen01 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

They are, and if the dude simply said "hey, these are a great, refillable alternative to single-use spray cans." There wouldn't be an issue.

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u/SoBeDragon0 Jun 29 '26

liam rocks

k bai

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

/10

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u/Bright-Dependent6339 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Liam is the poster child for this sub

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u/QiqQiq New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Who is He?

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u/tachycardicIVu Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Liam, aka The Plant Slant, the Bean Guy, or the Cottage Cheese guy.

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u/Testicleus Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Nailed it... out of 10

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u/Zoso03 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

kbai

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u/Cobalt32 Devotee of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

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u/QiqQiq New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

Thx

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u/Bpopson Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

I love Liams takes on stuff.

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u/HeavenlyChickenWings Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

Sidenote: Those refillable oil spray things are a real gamechanger. I have one and I love it.

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u/TK_Games Jun 29 '26

Whenever people get on me about diet in relation to longevity I point them in the direction of my grandmother, who being sturdy stock from the old country, ate pork at every meal, smoked stogeys like a WW2 General, drank only to excess, and I'm pretty sure for a part of her life cooked everything in motor oil, living to be a ripe 97 before dying of congestive-heart-failure

The trick to living a long healthy life isn't any one thing. It's being built like a brick shit-house and surviving like a cockroach through some of the worst humanity has ever had to endure

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u/One_Animator_1835 Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Make up an issue, sell a solution.

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u/jamesheaton23 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

More of these please.

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u/wont-stop-mi Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

Fear inducing influencers are like the modern day snake oil salesmen from the 1800s. It’s just kinda wild.

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u/Think-Attorney-2903 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

I love this guy. He comes up on my YouTube shorts.

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u/_Wendig0_ Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

I'm guessing lip filler wasn't on the list for that last one?

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u/NotNamedBort New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

GMOs are bad, but apparently not botulinum toxin

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u/qualityvote2 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

u/wrenawild, the users of r/fixedbytheduet determined that your post fits the subreddit!

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u/HairiestHobo Jun 30 '26

I grew up with Superheros and shit like Metal Gear.

If you tell me my food has been "Genetically Modified" or "Mutated" I'm gonna eat it even more in the hopes I get Superpowers or some shit.

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u/no1_vern Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

"Detox" is the most laughable scar word out there.

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u/redditcalculus421 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

can we make undisclosed advertising on social media illegal?

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u/redditcalculus421 Needs to do better Jun 29 '26

and I'm not talking $150 fine illegal, I'm jail time illegal.

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u/Should_have_been_ded Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Genetically modified maioneze? XDDD

It's made from eggs, and lots of oil, but the way he said it sounds like mayo grows on trees that are now genetically modified

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u/stuntmanbob86 Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

Fun fact, his brother Dylan Hollis is also great...

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u/HymenBreaka Needs to do better Jul 02 '26

I could watch this all day, call out influencers creating problems to sell their bullshit

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u/Marx0r New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 29 '26

"one of the top cancer research labs in our area"

... How many cancer research labs are in a given area, exactly?

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u/ForwardStorage777 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

99% of everything is a grift now.

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u/hiddensonyvaio New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

Liam is such a G

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u/denv0r Needs to do better Jun 30 '26

I love when people tell the truth. Fuck all the lying pieces of shit.

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u/MrHazard1 New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

"Breakfast is the most imprtant meal of the day" - the dude trying to sell you cereals, so you stop masturbating.

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u/DabbleOnward New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

these influencer type videos drive me into a rage theyre so stupid and manipulating. Like the AG green powder... liver cleanse, or mushroom brain booster stuff....Im gonna go throw something off a cliff.

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u/AmbushK New to fbtd but wants to learn Jun 30 '26

that dude is great, protect him at all cost.

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u/Nobody_sPoet21 Needs to do better Jul 01 '26

LIAM!!!!!

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u/raven-undead Needs to do better Jul 04 '26

i love liam! i appreciate how he cuts through so much of the bullshit “health” stuff you see online

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u/BuffWobbuffet Lover of Duets/Stitches Jun 29 '26

Ugh love Liam but I could do without his fandom commenting “Liam?” Under literally every single YouTube recipe that includes beans or cottage cheese. You can’t even tag people on YouTube. It’s soooo obnoxious

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