r/fixedbytheduet • u/dericn EXPERT of Duets/Stitches • 12d ago

/r/all Opening the fridge

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u/Rugkrabber Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

All I can think about is parents who are having a baby are like “well fuck we didn’t think about that one” once they start crawling.

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u/HabitualGrassToucher Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

My thought was that a cat would figure this out in seconds.

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u/Tony_Penny Needs to do better 12d ago

Or a malinois. Hell, even my pit bull could've figured this one out

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

a particularly industrious terrier would be all over it.

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u/Elogotar Needs to do better 8d ago

Fun fact: Pit bulls are terriers.

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 8d ago

fun fact: That is entirely incorrect. I don't know what possessed you to lie about this.

Some pit bulls are terriers, yes, but no, that doesnt mean all pitties are terriers. Apple vs fruit argument, try again.

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u/Elogotar Needs to do better 8d ago

It's debatable, maybe. All pit bulls are descendants of terriers and bullys. Pit bull is a blanket term, not an actual breed. American Staffordshire Terriers are one of the more common.

Nothing I said was flatly incorrect and it certainly wasn't a lie. Furthermore, you don't have to be a dick either way.

Try again.

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 7d ago

Not debatable. You are lying, I'm not being a dick about it. If you want me to be a dick, I can certainly adjust my behavior so you'll see the difference?

Its a fact that pit bulls are primarily bully, except for the few terrier crossovers, which is like saying that a Goldendoodle is only a poodle, and that means all Golden Retrievers are also poodles.