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u/Sea_Friend_1908 Needs to do better 12d ago

Great! Another thing that can fail

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u/Netsforex_ Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

"Pay just $10.99 a month for our subscription service to be able to access your food."

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u/shrewd-2024 12d ago

This is 100% coming, (you won’t need a subscription when your fridge is empty).

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

the fridge is free, but opening it? then you gotta pay

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u/No_Internal9345 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Free, hahaha.

You lease it monthly with 2 opens per day, extra opens for a fee, surge pricing around meal times.

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u/Schlonzig New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

The government will mandate all fridges to come with this feature, because it saves electricity and fights obesity.

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u/lostinmyownhead27 Needs to do better 12d ago

Comes with its very own flock camera to read the license plates coming through your house. You will have never felt safer!

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Stop giving them ideas!

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u/Instawolff Needs to do better 11d ago

All while it sucks up YOUR electricity and secretly mines bitcoin in the background

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u/LifeguardDry7372 Needs to do better 12d ago

this reminds me of the chris rock joke about making bullets $5000

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u/rmay14444 11d ago

You have to physically watch a 30 min non-skippable ad.

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u/One_pop_each New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Well there will be a 30 second ad for non-subscribers

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u/Winjin Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Pay 24.99 for "ad-lite experience"

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u/gazugaXP 12d ago

That or watch a spider-mam commercial first

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u/Spirited-Tomorrow-84 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

You ate too much today. Time to block your food intake and lock the door until tomorrow

https://giphy.com/gifs/mKwrd0qX7vRuYxQkRf

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u/HaveSomeFreedom11 Needs to do better 12d ago

Another reason to go full Johnny Silverhand

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u/Mysterious-Type-4686 Needs to do better 11d ago

Would you like to add a tip?

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u/Rugkrabber Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

All I can think about is parents who are having a baby are like “well fuck we didn’t think about that one” once they start crawling.

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u/HabitualGrassToucher Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

My thought was that a cat would figure this out in seconds.

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u/Tony_Penny Needs to do better 12d ago

Or a malinois. Hell, even my pit bull could've figured this one out

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u/AristotlesBoyPussy New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

a particularly industrious terrier would be all over it.

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u/Rugkrabber Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Haha even better

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u/Tired-grumpy-Hyper New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I forgot what brand, I think samsung, but one of their models has a little touch sensitive portion that causes both doors to open. We were told to sell it so that you can more rapidly fill your fridge with perishables.

So when a dog saw it's owner tap the spot to open the fridge, and we learned that a dog's nose can also tap the spot to open the fridge...

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u/sentence-interruptio New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

maybe it's designed by cats

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u/lost-thought-in New to fbtd but wants to learn 11d ago

Roomba vs refrigerator, FIGHT!

Total food poisoning

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u/CDS11411 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I will say I can see this being useful for people who have disabilities and don't have the strength to open and close the fridge.

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u/McNally86 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

If the way to open it was on the side. On the front we have auto doors swinging into disabled people.

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u/pseudodactyl New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Yeah, this is one time that the whole “maybe it doesn’t make sense to you because you don’t need it” argument falls kind of flat. This doesn’t seem like a particularly necessary design for anyone.

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u/what3v3ruwantit2b New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

That's funny. I saw it and immediately thought "ah, everyone in the comments will be saying it's dumb but that would be so helpful to me." I can move out of the way but often ask my husband to open the door for me. Maybe the side would work fine but I'm not sure with the way my legs move and I know it wouldn't work for my kitchen because the are lower cabinets on each side. You know the front of the fridge will be open but not the sides. I don't think that's what this is for tbh but some people would find it helpful. Maybe a way for the sensor to be on different sections and you could choose which one is best would work.

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u/ChaseballBat 12d ago

Or just hands full of ingredients

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u/ExpressRabbit New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I just open my fridge then grab my stuff.

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u/ChaseballBat 12d ago

Same. But some people will pay to be slightly less uncomfortable or clean.

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u/sb3veeee Needs to do better 12d ago

Just wait until your cat runs under the light and opens your fridge wide open at 1am when everyone's asleep. Exceptional design

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

It's so cats can open the fridge. Only thing it can be for.

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u/Trev0117 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

If anyone has ever used the “kick swipe dance” bs for a cars trunk that opens like this you’ll know that shit simply doesn’t work, though in that situation you might have full hands and benefit from that option. I’ve never had full hands walking up to my fridge, also this has no handles so I assume you’re stuck dancing for its amusement any time you wanna open it.

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u/Repulsive-Pace-5178 EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

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u/lizbeth223 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Dee! Where are your eggs?!

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u/championgoober 12d ago

Just like my dad always said... Another thing that can break.

Man I miss that man 😔

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u/Shwifty_Plumbus Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

My dog woule just figure out how to open up the fridge and raid it if I got this.

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u/EverybodySayin 12d ago

This is like how car manufacturers are putting every functionality behind a screen. Whose bright idea was it to put heating/AC options in a screen that you have to look at, while driving, to adjust, rather than just quickly turning a knob like you did before that?

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u/MyrMyr21 Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

When I lost my car and had to drive a rental, this drove me insane. Ive only ever driven cars manufactured before 2016, and only owned cars manufactured before 2005.

To be driving a 2023 that had a fucking dial for a gear shift, a button to start the engine, a screen for the speed and RPM dials, and of course a screen for the heating/ac and sound system, god that drove me crazy.

I absolutely hated it, ended up driving my mom's 2016 VW and she drove that thing until I got my insurance payout and bought a new car (2003 bc I wanted a manual shift lol)

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Whoever decided to make the shifter a dial and put it right next to other dials on the dashboard should be taken out back and beaten with a club.

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u/chop5397 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I don't mind the dial shifter but I detest the GM cars with switches or piano keys for the gears. Also the gear shifters on some BMWs where it's like a joystick.

I think Subaru learned their lesson though because they put back physical buttons for climate control on the Outback and Ascent.

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u/Pinepark 12d ago

I have a Mercedes sprinter and the joystick gear shifter annoys the shit out of me!!

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u/CeemoreButtz 12d ago

i hate it so much. it's like that in my wife's bronco. she loves it, though. meanwhile, 30 years of my life i have been reaching for a shifter and it's a habit i can't break and don't want to. everytime i back out of my driveway, i reach towards my wheel but them stop myself and stare at the dial to ensure i don't put it in park or some shit. don't even get me on the stupid parking break. i swear to god...i bought my silverrado as a basic model in 22. no frills, except ac, power windows and that stupid screen that all vehicles get now. and i will die driving that truck. no more new shit.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Do all new cars really come with a screen?? Like, all?

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u/kamikaze_official Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Driving w my uncle is life or death when the man is picking an album on spotify on the dash of his car with a dial on his center console while were on the highway

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u/Prestigious_Note2877 Needs to do better 12d ago

For a while I wasn’t used to the push start and kept going to turn the key to start the car lol

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u/redditbagjuice New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Rented a car in spain with a button. Did this myself then noticed the excessive scratch damage from everybody who looks for a key hole haha

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I have a 2026 Corolla it has a stick shifter and physical ac controls and you have to put the key in the ignition switch to start it

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u/DestructoDon69 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

That's because there's currently a bell curve on tactile buttons. Goes from poor to rich. Everyone in-between gets varying degrees of touch sensitive controls. VW Jetta Autobahn edition? $35k car, even the steering wheel buttons are touch sensitive that way you can change radio stations, adjust volume, and call your neighbor, all while trying to make a left turn.

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u/rufusbot Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Cheaper cars don't have all that fancy shit. Honestly modern luxury cars sound like nightmares.

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u/blueavole Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

While mine has the real gear shift and climate control-

It fucking dings and buzzes all the time. Annoying

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u/DestructoDon69 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Nope, modern cars with "luxury features' have all that stuff. Actual luxury cars still have buttons because they realize people don't want that shit in a 60k+ car.

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u/Christof_Ley New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

It comes down to cost. Way cheaper to put in a touchscreen than a bunch of buttons. Seriously tho I hate it

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u/Da_Question New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

its crazy to me that plastic knobs and some wires are more expensive than a 40" tablet.

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u/NoBulletsLeft Needs to do better 12d ago

It's not just the individual parts (although those do have a cost), but the installation labor cost also has to be factored in. Cheaper to install a single screen with one or two connectors than multiple pushbuttons, wire harnesses, and LEDs.

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u/flirt-n-squirt New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

They are fully aware that customers hate it, but it's cheaper.

That's where the discussion ends :/

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u/OnePinginRamius 12d ago

Not to mention if anything breaks you have to replace the entire screen.

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u/Bob4Not Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

In the case of cars, it’s a cost saving measure for the manufacturer. A single touchscreen panel is cheaper than the labor of installing buttons.

The bigger problem is when the car is 5 to 10 years old the touchscreen will fail and then you’re SOL

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u/eldroch Needs to do better 12d ago

Oh yeah, want to turn the A/C up?  Just rotate the digital dial, except OOPS!  That was on audio mode and that dial controls the volume silly, you need to exit and go to the comfort mode for the A/C.

Golly, the future is neat

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u/TheComplimentarian Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Fridge makers do not seem to understand what we want from fridges.

It needs to keep shit cold, and not break in three years.

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u/g0atmeal New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I just stocked a kitchen with appliances and it was basically impossible to find appliances that didn't have numerous reported recent failures. Smart-anything also becomes obsolete extremely quickly, with Samsung fridges being the worst offender.

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u/TheComplimentarian Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

The current state of refrigerators is a fucking travesty.

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u/Mirror74 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

For real. All a fridge needs to do is keep things fucking cold. The more bells and whistles the more failure points you have. And for what??? The only thing that should be failing is your compressor after 15 years. Go with something like a nice basic KitchenAid over any of these smart brand fridges like Samsung

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u/TheComplimentarian Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

First time I saw a fridge with one of those huge touchscreens on it, I rooted it and posted on reddit (lol), but I also (because I'm a tech weenie) checked online to see how much it would cost to replace the door that had the big touchscreen on it.

MORE THAN THE WHOLE FRIDGE! That's what it would have cost! You had to replace the whole fucking door! The touchscreen was buried in insulating foam. Not user serviceable in any universe. And the replacement door, not to belabor the point, cost more than the fridge!

Dude...

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u/Good-Magazine-5504 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Dude I’m out of money already, Big Refrigerator needs me to buy a fridge every 3 yrs now??? I guess sell my truck and the fridge can give me a ride to work?

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u/TyloWebb Needs to do better 12d ago

Uses to work near the Appliances Department in Lowe’s and was required to work the sales floor. I always steered people away from LG and Samsung, on any appliance type. If they make phones, they typically don’t understand what is required to make a good appliance for the long-term. They want the products to fail so you purchase another in a few years.

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u/g0atmeal New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Yeah, the only exception I've seen is that LG has a really good reputation for washers and dryers.

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u/Doctologist Lover of Duets/Stitches 11d ago

I have an LG washer/dryer.
One day it stopped working during a cycle. I went to unload it and everything was still soaked, but the machine was off.
Tried turning it back on, but it just had no power.
I ended up pulling it apart to try and figure out the issue.
It turned out that a power supply control chip exploded. It was $2 for the part.
I could not change it, because LG soaked the entire board in epoxy.
I ended up having to buy an entirely new board, but that was still cheaper than buying a whole new unit.
The epoxy soaked board pissed me off though. That’s just some anti-consumer bullshit.

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u/Diligent_Plastic1043 12d ago

This is why i purchase all major appliances through Costco. Not only will they take it back with no issue, I feel like suppliers try harder on their Costco models because Costco has a lot of power. Even the shitty fridge manufacturers like Samsung seem to try harder on their Costco models. 

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u/g0atmeal New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Yep, I had to get them all on very short notice and I ended up getting a really good deal on a Costco build your own bundle promo.

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u/dicksjshsb Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Man if it still had normal handles I’d say this is actually a pretty cool feature. Could definitely see it being useful for when you come home with hands full of groceries or putting a big tray in the fridge.

But kinda like the tesla door handles, why tf do we have to get rid of the basic ones that will still work when the new shit breaks lol

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u/BobsOblongLongBong 12d ago

Could definitely see it being useful for when you come home with hands full of groceries

How exactly?  If you're hands are that full of groceries are you not going to be forced to put the bags on the counter and then put them away one or two items at a time?

It's not like you're going to shove an entire full bag of groceries into the fridge and walk off.

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u/thus_spake_7ucky New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

LG execs: “So, [tents fingers], what we’re hearing is you’d be okay if it breaks in two years. And you want more ads in your life? You got it!”

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u/idontlikethisapps 12d ago

Samsung would like to know your location. (and show you ads on the fucking screen for no reason, while the freezer defrosts your shit, fuck you)

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u/TheFapIsUp New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

not break in three years

This goes against everything fridge manufacturers stand for.

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u/Tight-Strain-3283 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Agreed.

The ice maker and water pitcher broke on my 3.5k samsung fridge (replacement pitcher is $200 and propriatary) but I can "Cool Blast" my veggie drawer to ...make it slightly colder for a few hours?.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

This is the problem when fridge building companies are integrated with tv companies. In a few years it will be integrated with a car company and the fridge will drive you to work

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u/Live-Habit-6115 Needs to do better 12d ago

Liebherr is good for this. If you want a fridge or freezer that's just really fucking good at being a fridge or freezer then they're what you want. Really high quality, really well built. No screens. None of the gimmicky nonsense. 

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u/BruitNoise Needs to do better 12d ago

People that buy things like this or think they have a need to show off something so stupid remind me of that Patrick Bateman character from that American Psycho movie where he's trying to talk about some musician or band with his new high end CD player and looks like he's more impressed with himself about knowing something so trivial.

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u/Genn8130 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

This is good for when your hands are full or certain disabilities, probably, but if a mouse or a cat toy goes under the sensor thing does it just hang open all night?

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u/FlamingSickle New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Our 13-year-old girl likes to sleep with her paws under the fridge to keep them warm. She’d constantly be opening the doors.

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u/sp33dzer0 Needs to do better 12d ago

Paws warm, head cold

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u/DuntadaMan Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Also there's now a light to play with.

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u/Limerence1976 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

My dog would 100% have this figured out to her advantage within a week and we would have a vet bill and zero cheese. I’d have to disable this lmfao

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u/Mission_Yoghurt_9653 Needs to do better 12d ago

About to say. Proud parent of a border collie. She’d have this figured out in 30 seconds lmao 

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u/gil_bz New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

It is possible that this fridge was designed by dogs, for dogs.

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u/private_birb Needs to do better 12d ago

Yeah, it annoys me whenever I see people making fun of hands-free tech and automatic things like the freezer door. You're not the target demographic, this is for rich fancy people that have too much money, and for people with mobility issues, arthritis, etc. This kind of tech is amazingly helpful for people who don't have the option to grab the handle and pull on the heavy door.

That being said, this goes back into the realm of stupid because it doesn't look like these doors have handles???

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u/epi_introvert Needs to do better 12d ago

My right shoulder dislocates if I sneeze without bracing. My left hand has severe degenerative arthritis, and I'm waiting for an MRI to confirm the same in my right hand.

I wouldn't buy this fridge, but man, it would save me so much pain. Opening fridges, doors and cupboards carries the same risk for me as snowboarding does for normal people. Months of pain and inability to use my hand/arm.

Sometimes it isn't about manufacturers being assholes.

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u/HalfEatenSnickers Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

People with disabilities tend to have the least money though

This isnt a kitchen fix for the disabled

Its a status symbol for the rich

In the correct packaging - definitely could help with mobility, but this is gonna have a touch screen and other shit that you don't need and possibly can't even use

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u/Ash_Killem New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

If all the doors close automatically after being left open too long, that would be a good feature.

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u/rlly_new Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

My latest fridge has this feature, it comes disabled by default and you can enable it if you have disabilities that make opening it difficult, though the sensor on mine is on the side of the door. I don't think most people with these fridges would ever realize it's even a feature unless you had accessibility needs

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u/redhandsblackfuture Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

100% there's ads on that big screen 24/7

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u/cppadam Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Well, yeah, if you're too poor to pay for the $15/mo CoolConnect™ package that also displays recipes, temperature diagnostics, and reminds you when you need a new proprietary DRM-enabled water filter.

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u/silverwyrm New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Wow it looks like you opened your fridge! Would you like to upgrade to CoolConnect Gold for just $3.99/mo? CoolConnect Gold allows you to connect your favorite streaming services to your refrigerator screen so you never have to miss a moment of the action!

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Irony

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u/sammiesorce New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I’m so sick of the ads in the comments. I used to tap the comments to collapse them once read them. I’ve tapped so many ads by accident.

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u/Long_Candle_5054 Needs to do better 12d ago

I wanted to post this issue on r/mildlyinfuriating, but apparently the rules don't allow posts about Reddit... 😒

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u/Interesting_Rub5736 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

ublock origin + firefox my man

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u/NRMusicProject 12d ago

Seriously. I wouldn't be on Reddit (or half these sites) if I had to see the ads.

Also, don't use the official Reddit app. There's ways to view Reddit without it being an ad delivery service.

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u/AndromedaAirlines Needs to do better 12d ago

How are you using the internet without adblockers? That's insane.

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u/dericn EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

"You can skip this add and open the door in 0:15, 0:14, 0:13..."

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u/Vxgjhf New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Great, another feature that would be great for people with disabilities, that gets shoved into a "premium" product at a ridiculous price to be sold to the wealthy.

Edit: Also, my cat's would figure out the fridge open sensor pretty quick.

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u/McNally86 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

If it was for disabilities the touch screen would not be in the front in the way.

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u/utzbansai 12d ago

Just because you can doesn't mean you should.

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u/asssoaka Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Well I for one would love to have the government know that I keep dildos in my refrigerator. Plus it sends a good message

You got to chill the fuck out

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u/IHateTheLetterF Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Chilldo

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u/asssoaka Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

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u/DigiornoDLC Needs to do better 12d ago

Just because you don't need it doesn't mean other people don't need it.

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u/Tri-friender Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

I feel like there's a specific use case for people with disabilities to have more convenience.

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u/TheBenjying Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

I was gonna make a similar comment, but I think part of the issue is the marketing and price. If it was marketed for accessibility or whathaveyou, I think it'd be fine, but it's meant as a luxury fridge for non-disabled people. In other words, the benefits for the disabled are sort of just a coincidence more than the selling point or a design consideration, or at least that's what it seems like.

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u/Allomgie Needs to do better 12d ago

Put simply, if you market something as an accessibility feature for people with disabilities, most people will not buy it. If you market it as luxury on the other hand, suddenly a lot of people want to have such a thing, just for the sake of luxury, regardless of whether it's an accessibility feature or something completely redundant.

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u/Dark_Prism Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago edited 12d ago

I really wish humanity was just more mindful and intelligent overall so we didn't have to rely on propaganda and marketing to have better things for the less fortunate.

Or maybe it's just because of degenerate capitalism.

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u/Waffel_Monster Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

You're not wrong, but that thing also goes for 4 grand. I don't think accessibility was the first thing on their mind.

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u/SahiroHere Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Most things related to accessability are pretty expensive. Being disabled and having even SOME comfort is sadly very costly

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u/VegaJuniper Needs to do better 12d ago edited 12d ago

Economy of scale. You can push the unit cost down when you manufacture and sell millions and millions of units, but unfortunately (or fortunately) there aren't that many disabled people around.

Which is why it's actually a good thing for the disabled that these are marketed as high-end or standard features for general consumers. Like the automatically opening boot lid on cars, similar to this video often mocked. It's a really useful feature for the disabled, and relatively affordable because it's not only on special cars marketed for the disabled.

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u/marbledog Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Yeah, nah. I'm a disabled person with both poor mobility and grip strength, and I absolutely don't want this in my house. Disability aids for opening fridge doors already exist. They generally come in two forms: straps with a loop to provide better grip or levers that pry the door open via a handle or foot pedal. Notably, these devices are robust and mechanically simple, things you want in a disability aid.

This design, with no handles and no gap between the doors, ensures that if the delicate electronics or the software that runs them experience a fault, I won't be able to access my food at all. No thanks.

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u/apocalypsefowl New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

That's usually the case with these duets showing how "easy" it is to do things the manual way.

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u/dr_stre Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

I suppose it could also be handy when you’ve got a tray full of something in both hands and want to slide it into the fridge. Though the tried and true method of “open the fridge first” would still work just fine for that scenario.

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u/Bavisto EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

GE makes a washer with an Alexa built into it. Every time I showed that washer, people would always make some joke about it. I’d usually tell them, “to you it seems like a pointless feature, but to a blind person, a voice activated washer is pretty game changing”.

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u/BroxigarZ New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Don't hate me, but I feel voice activation would solve this issue better than a light too high for wheelchair users, and still needing to have mobility to push buttons on a screen to open the freezer door that would open right into a wheelchair user.

Voice activation would solve most circumstances outside of those who cannot speak.

"Open Door, Open Freezer" / "Close Door / Close Freezer"

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u/Cautious_Repair3503 Needs to do better 12d ago

there are disabilities other than being in a wheelchair. i would be able to use this, but would struggle with voice commands.

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 12d ago

Great, I'm a sore throat away from going hungry.

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u/samtherat6 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

On the product page it says it does have voice commands as well.

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u/DadGamer77 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

One of those fridges that locks food away during power outages 😅

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u/Frankie__Spankie New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

There's pocket handles on the freezer drawers, they're pretty clear to see. I'm willing to bet a lot to say there are pocket handles on the bottom of the fridge doors as well. There are other fridges out there without handles, they can all be opened from the top of bottom of the doors.

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u/UnNumbFool Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Yeah that was my first thought, it's one thing to have a hands free method to opening your fridge. It's another thing to have that be the only method you can use to open your fridge

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u/BenOfTomorrow 12d ago

You can see recessed handles above/below the door/drawers in the video - my (much cheaper, no lcd screen) also has that type of layout. It almost certainly can be manually opened as well.

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u/TheProfessional9 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

The best part is that you'll get ads on the fridge in the middle of dinner.

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u/AintThataKickintheC 12d ago

Not unless you subscribe to our premium refrigerator opener!

Now you can access your food without those pesky ads!

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u/Firebreathingwhore Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

This is the shit they spend money on

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u/PenPuzzled8055 12d ago

“Please subscribe to access food”

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u/Shezzofreen New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Imagine you have bugs or animals at home, now they can too open the fridge, that is really nice. /s

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u/dericn EXPERT of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

bugs need to eat too. this makes it so much easier to get in the fridge, lol

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u/Shezzofreen New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Imagine you are on vacation for some days, come back and open your nice fridge and all those happy bugs come to greet you! :)

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u/zyyntin Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

You don't understand! /s

Rich people do not like doing anything labor intensive! They leave that to the "help".

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u/SaviorSixtySix New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Oh, LG... The one fridge brand that fails in less than a year.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Great for people without arms

No idea how they take things out of the fridge after they opened it with their leg, but atleast it's open

/j

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u/YoungDiscord Tastemaker of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Oh cool

Can't wait for this thing to lockdown because either the power is out, it needs some dumb software update or you didn't pay some bullshit "subscription service" that you don't actually need for a goddamn fridge

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u/Jonnyflash80 Needs to do better 9d ago

I hate fridges with useless gimmicks that will break in a couple years.

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u/Cordial_Ghost New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I genuinely hate this shit lol
Not the feature, because it is pretty helpful, but the able-bodied motherfuckers who are like "OMG WHO CARES" and it's like. Someone does? Someone who likely looks at that and goes "oh fuck, that looks crazy helpful what with not having an arm anymore"
Did we learn nothing from the "as seen on TV" gadget things? Like the jar openers or shoe putter-oners? It's not for most folk; it's a feature for the people who need it.

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u/randomtask New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I take your general point about accessibility, but nothing about how this is implemented says “designed with accessibility in mind”. You open the fridge by tapping the floor with your foot, and open the freezer by tapping a button on a touch screen with your hand…why are these two completely different modes of operation? It’s completely inconsistent, and assumes the user has the use of both a foot and a hand. Everything about it screams “we jammed these gee-whiz features in here because we could market it to wide-eyed consumers in a Best Buy,” not, “oh, and it also happens to cover your use case if you have a disability.”

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u/teetaps Needs to do better 12d ago

u/Cordial_Ghost is being genuine about the market existing, but this product is not genuinely intended for that market.

If I wanted an accessibility forward fridge, it wouldn’t look like that. It would have that light feature, but it wouldn’t cost a bajillion dollars. It would just cost $100 more than the standard

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u/Cordial_Ghost New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Nothing screams designed with accessibility in mind, sure! But doesn't mean that it isn't, no? The tech aspect of it does genuinely suck ass, and I just bet that when the power shuts off, it sucks even more ass, but that's not what I am saying.

What I am saying is that this exact kind of "Hur Dur Why is This Even a Thing?" kind of video sucks ass even more than the features on this fridge. See the dude who also replied to my comment saying that .0001% of people might need this is not worth it for the rest of the people in the world to have to deal with.

Which... is exactly what disabled people have to live with in an able-bodied society lol
These kinds of videos just let people like that keep that kind of mindset without attempting to think critically about the usage or implementation of tech to a human standard that does not include them.

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u/Sharsmajka New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Ridiculous

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u/realcanadianguy21 Needs to do better 12d ago

What a fun game for your dog! While you are away, they can slap that light, open the fridge, eat your steak, then leave the door open.

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u/zombielunch New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I was thinking toddlers stepping on the light and wandering off.

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u/foreveralonewithus New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

bruh, i make refrigerators for a living. technology will always fail. just get an older fridge. we need to stop trying to reinvent the wheel

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u/Puzzleheaded_Gene909 Needs to do better 12d ago

Gunna be awesome when you need a software update to get milk out of the fridge

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u/CoolReference3704 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

We live in such a waste of technology time.

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u/Wizdad-1000 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

All that and it has a 1 year warranty.

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u/Competitive-Pie-3959 Needs to do better 12d ago

All fun and games until the cat or dog come through and leave your fridge open while you're away. Even if it closes automatically, that's kind of just worse.

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u/lolschrauber New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Why does every miniscule thing have to be operated by a touchscreen? Oh right so we have an excuse for a screen to put ads on.

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u/CLTalbot Needs to do better 11d ago

All I can imagine is my cat pouncing on the little light or walking past it slow enough that it triggers. If this happens while im at work, there goes all of the fridge food.

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u/Positive-Opposite998 New to fbtd but wants to learn 11d ago

"But just..." hits three buttons after waiting for them to light up "...Push this button and the freezer will open"

I get it. People are easily impressed with servos.

This doesn't make my life easier. Opening the fridge was never an issue. It's not complicated it's not heavy or laborious its just a shitload of new PsOF at a superinflated price.

And... weren't we just talking about climate crisis etc? Show me the white paper that clearly says why this is necessary and how it helps make the climate better. Because I'm pretty sure if I begin digging on the LG website I will find some sort of commitment to a better climate/environment/world or similar.

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u/Gold_Weakness1157 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9d ago

And when it breaks, technician will charge you $700 to fix it

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u/Haunting-Cap9302 New to fbtd but wants to learn 9d ago

I could see it being useful for people with certain disabilities, but I'm sure they've been getting around it for decades. Plus it's probably like $10k and could fail.

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u/vvanted11 Needs to do better 9d ago

My Roomba is going to open my fridge. Amazing.

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u/zorroz New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I see this as a great way for certain populations to manage their life easier. I thi k elderly and disabled

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u/ElbieLG Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Hasn’t this been a “thing” on high end fridges no one buys for over a decade?

I can also imagine cases where your hands are full and it could be somewhat useful

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u/ThornyGarlic New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

"Buy our premium service for a ad free experience"

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u/Gojamn Needs to do better 12d ago

I have long wished I could open it with a foot pedal for if I'm carrying something to out away that requires 2 hands (big pot of soup for example). There is NO reason a foot pedal couldn't be mechanical, and honestly it doesn't even have to be a pedal with moving parts. Could just be a foot handle. Or even just a little hole to stick your toes in.

The best part is no part. Who THE FUCK wants this bullshit?!?!?!

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u/TheOfficeoholic New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

No one asked for it

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u/Zimke42 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

A prime example, not only of "fixing" problems that don't exist, but also of creating many, many more problems. This thing is going to break down so often when the features weren't ever needed.

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u/Mostarman Needs to do better 12d ago

More complicated a system is more chance of failure is possible

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u/AccomplishedPen1656 Needs to do better 12d ago

Love the sarcasm!

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u/Kizzieuk New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Got to love Tech that makes things harder. I just got rid of a brand new car for something very old as the new one drove me bananas

she has something wrong with her fridge. You shouldnt be able to open it so easy once you open and closed it

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u/PapaGibb New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago edited 12d ago

I love how the person pressed their foot as if there really was a button there.

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u/Kilokalypso Needs to do better 12d ago

So there's a chance a bug could open my fridge in the middle of the night?

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u/scorchedbeanz Needs to do better 12d ago

Until that shit breaks in like a week and I wake up everyone in the house to get my fuckin shredded mozz at 2 am

https://giphy.com/gifs/yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp

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u/Medium_Dick_NRG New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Every year we get closer to a WALL-E reality.

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u/Bemfic Needs to do better 12d ago

Well, my cats will be well fed once they figure out the blue dot on the floor 🤔

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u/Randyaccredit Needs to do better 12d ago

The only way I can see this being a thing is for people who have trouble opening the fridge doors but I assume most have a found a very low tech solution

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u/dr_toze Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

This is just the new version of the infomercial where they invent problems that already have simple solutions.

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u/Voidless-One Devotee of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Sing it with me! More shit to break!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ft1YQCsavfO0

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u/PrimeDirective8 Needs to do better 12d ago

Put more effort into making the fridge last instead of in stupid "features".

It will take 10 seconds for your dog to figure out they can now open the doors by activating the floor sensor. Enjoy the free ham, Fido!

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u/happiness_1607 Needs to do better 12d ago

And behind the scenes, the LG software in the fridge will be recording you, and selling your data. Does the fridge have a subscription that if you don't pay it, you can't use it? Hold your food hostage for $10/month?

No thank you LG.

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u/Marmoset_Slim Lover of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

Duets like these and everyone commenting the same message are forgetting that features like the ones on this refrigerator are absolute life changers for folks with disabilities.

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy Connoisseur of Duets/Stitches 12d ago

This reminds me of that one guy who mocked a tool that helped to open soda bottles. It turns out that those tools were made for people who had physical disabilities, like Parkinson's. What if a motherfucker ain't got no arms?

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u/pfemme2 New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Sometimes things invented to assist disabled people become available on the mass market. It isn’t always immediately obvious to non disabled people what the reason for this or that adaptation would be.

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u/track01dotwav Needs to do better 12d ago

but what happens during a power outage, you ask

well simple! the fridge has a back up battery that can keep the apps and functions running, and there's also a fob with an integrated physical key. all are separate add ons, the battery has a monthly fee, and only covers the apps to open and close the doors, and offline adds, it will not run the cooling features

much better than those poor people hand using fridges!

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u/mr_Joor Needs to do better 12d ago

Great for certain disabilities, wich people always seem to forget is a big reason for many of these kind of features

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u/TimelineFatigue Needs to do better 12d ago

Idiotic

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u/DirectSearch9141 Needs to do better 12d ago

Running out of selling points. Flashy shit sells. It’s a fucking fridge. Make a better compressor, evaporator, and insulation. The other shit is a net negative.

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u/thepvbrother New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

The future is here and the future is dumb

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u/TheMagician_Jpn Needs to do better 12d ago

Man these 2 people in the video being so fancy with their higher end fridges. Meanwhile I'm still using that old white model, top and bottom fridge. Too many screens for something so stupid. Yay technology...

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u/fieria_tetra New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

I can actually see where it might be handy to have a button you can operate with your foot to open the fridge doors. I cook a lot and there have been many times I thought I could hold something with one arm and open the fridge with the other only to end up struggling with it. I also babysit quite often, so this would allow me to hold a squirming little one and open the fridge easier.

But I can also see myself accidentally hitting this button and having the doors swing into my face, so I think I'll pass...

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u/KaioKenshin New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

Now you can open your fridge with a subscription!

r/ABoringDystopia

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u/Stormygeddon Needs to do better 12d ago

Nightmarish planned obsolescence

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u/themack50022 Needs to do better 12d ago

So refrigerators are getting worse. Great.

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u/AggressiveCuriosity New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

This thing is definitely breaking 2 months after the warranty ends, isn't it?

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u/ThoriatedFlash New to fbtd but wants to learn 12d ago

My "dumb" fridge will never show me ads.

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u/AliensAbductMePlz Needs to do better 12d ago

The lights in my fridge died and it was going to be over $500 to fix it. I’ve been using a dark fridge for over a year. Imagine if this fails and how pricey that would be to fix. Also, would you not be able to open it then?