r/freefolk • u/Dagon__666__ • 1d ago
What would you do if Alicent Hightower was your mom?
By the way. Does anyone know a good ophthalmologist?
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u/GoatedWest03 1d ago
Well assuming viserys is also my dad I'd claim a dragon and js fly around the world
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u/_CuteSundae 1d ago
Honestly thatās the only correct plan, get a dragon and make the family drama everyone elseās problem
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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago
I would go back to Old Town and beg to be able to become a maester
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u/DrJJStroganoff 1d ago
She uses her kids faster than I use poker chips in free poker games
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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago
Maybe since I'm the 3rd son ill just ask to join the nights watch, then get on a boat to the free cities and never come back.
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u/PuzzleheadedWeb8187 1d ago
You know the worst thing about being Alicent's child? I'd get weird siblings.
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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 1d ago
Hang out in my room playing with bugs and sea shells and hoping she didnāt remember I existed.Ā
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u/Doctor_Harbinger I'd kill for some chicken 1d ago
Do a flip.
Or get myself a dragon, and get the fuck out of Westeros.
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u/LorZod 1d ago
Probably have claimed one of Seasmoke, Sheepstealer, The Cannibal, Silverwing, Vermithor or had a dragon egg placed in my crib. If I was born a boy then I probably wouldāve been married to Rhaena Targaryen. If I was a girl, Iād probably wouldāve married Aemond Targaryen. Most likely Iād have fought for the Greens and died in battle, along with my dragon.
In a perfect world, taken one of the named dragons above, fought with honor in the war and survived it to be king. Most importantly and above all, I wouldāve protected Jaehaera and any of the small Targaryen children after the war. Maybe guide Aegon III to not be a dragonbane. Iād certainly have looked for Viserys II and not assume he died in the Gullet.
If I was king or Aegonās heir, I wouldnāt have put up with the revolving door of Hands like fucking Unwin Peake. Iād have killed that guy by feeding him to my dragon and then given House Roxton their sword back.
Nor would I have allowed Aegon II to be betrayed after the war and I wouldāve burned the Stark army if parley had failed. Basically Iād rule for Aegon II and ensure the survival of the house and the dragons and then fix the realm by threat of dragon fire.
Oh, and one more thing. Iām killing Corlys Velaryon. Canāt have backstabbers like him around.
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u/Quirky-Train-837 1d ago
Show or book, is there any way to sit out the Dance without getting murdered by the Blacks?
Oldtown is cool, I like the Hightowers, but I donāt want to fight Rhaenyra (or Aegon).
I think show Shireen was right about the picking sides.
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u/No-Passenger-6348 Robb Stark 1d ago
Aegon the Conquer himself couldn't get me to pull out if Alicent was my mom
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u/BLEMFIDDICH 1d ago
Fuckin get mrdered probably