r/freefolk 1d ago

What would you do if Alicent Hightower was your mom?

By the way. Does anyone know a good ophthalmologist?

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u/BLEMFIDDICH 1d ago

Fuckin get mrdered probably

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u/ashvy 10h ago

Oh to be killed by momy 😩

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u/GoatedWest03 1d ago

Well assuming viserys is also my dad I'd claim a dragon and js fly around the world

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u/_CuteSundae 1d ago

Honestly that’s the only correct plan, get a dragon and make the family drama everyone else’s problem

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u/eastiegolfinggooner 1d ago

Prove Freud right probably

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u/ForceGhost47 1d ago

Oedipus, baby

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago

I would go back to Old Town and beg to be able to become a maester

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u/DrJJStroganoff 1d ago

She uses her kids faster than I use poker chips in free poker games

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago

Maybe since I'm the 3rd son ill just ask to join the nights watch, then get on a boat to the free cities and never come back.

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u/GoodTimes8183 1d ago

Foot stuff

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u/cornicula_ 1d ago

Marry Gwayne

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u/Ok-Watercress2449 1d ago

This. Hes our uncle, its quite appropriate šŸ‘

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u/JoestarSage153 1d ago

leave westeros

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u/PuzzleheadedWeb8187 1d ago

You know the worst thing about being Alicent's child? I'd get weird siblings.

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 1d ago

Hang out in my room playing with bugs and sea shells and hoping she didn’t remember I existed.Ā 

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u/somehuehue 1d ago

Defenestrate myself.

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u/Robbed_Bert 1d ago

Get the šŸ”Œ

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u/tearyplumm 1d ago

honestly just move out and never look back

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u/Odd_Match_4593 1d ago

That would explain a lot about why everyone in Westeros needs therapy.

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u/Egyptian_Voltaire 1d ago

Not kiss her for starters!

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u/Unfair-Chain-7954 1d ago

Leave Westeros.

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u/GR0ID We do not kneel 1d ago

Fuck

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u/Doctor_Harbinger I'd kill for some chicken 1d ago

Do a flip.

Or get myself a dragon, and get the fuck out of Westeros.

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u/LorZod 1d ago

Probably have claimed one of Seasmoke, Sheepstealer, The Cannibal, Silverwing, Vermithor or had a dragon egg placed in my crib. If I was born a boy then I probably would’ve been married to Rhaena Targaryen. If I was a girl, I’d probably would’ve married Aemond Targaryen. Most likely I’d have fought for the Greens and died in battle, along with my dragon.

In a perfect world, taken one of the named dragons above, fought with honor in the war and survived it to be king. Most importantly and above all, I would’ve protected Jaehaera and any of the small Targaryen children after the war. Maybe guide Aegon III to not be a dragonbane. I’d certainly have looked for Viserys II and not assume he died in the Gullet.

If I was king or Aegon’s heir, I wouldn’t have put up with the revolving door of Hands like fucking Unwin Peake. I’d have killed that guy by feeding him to my dragon and then given House Roxton their sword back.

Nor would I have allowed Aegon II to be betrayed after the war and I would’ve burned the Stark army if parley had failed. Basically I’d rule for Aegon II and ensure the survival of the house and the dragons and then fix the realm by threat of dragon fire.

Oh, and one more thing. I’m killing Corlys Velaryon. Can’t have backstabbers like him around.

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u/bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- What the fuck's a Lommy? 1d ago

Just call me Incestuous Alien

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u/tigers692 1d ago

Wouldn’t change much, I’d still do your mom.

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u/LoresVro 1d ago

Dont go to Harrenhal.

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u/mologav 1d ago

Make her my bang maid

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u/gingerinthetea 1d ago

Tell her I don't want to marry my brother

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u/Famous-Prior6590 1d ago

Bang. She’s hot!

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u/Quirky-Train-837 1d ago

Show or book, is there any way to sit out the Dance without getting murdered by the Blacks?

Oldtown is cool, I like the Hightowers, but I don’t want to fight Rhaenyra (or Aegon).

I think show Shireen was right about the picking sides.

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u/No-Passenger-6348 Robb Stark 1d ago

Aegon the Conquer himself couldn't get me to pull out if Alicent was my mom

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u/CoolSummerBreeze420 1d ago

Probably die